WHERE ARE THE NATCH POTES

darkblue5

MechanicalMudcrab

Shantu

Hopefully ZOS is too busy handing out pink slips.

Potato_Salad

WAKE UP SHEEPLE, today is the day when we receive the natch potes!

What will receive a cast time?
What skill will be delayed to the point of being absolutely pointless? *cough* grim focus *cough*
What sets will get reworked into defensive sets?
Find out today!

Grimm13

Potato_Salad wrote: »

WAKE UP SHEEPLE, today is the day when we receive the natch potes!

What will receive a cast time?
What skill will be delayed to the point of being absolutely pointless? *cough* grim focus *cough*
What sets will get reworked into defensive sets?
Find out today!

Half expect announcement of a Tencent share holding purchase to re-energize the crown store.

But hey, how about that cast time on natch potes...

Potato_Salad

Grimm13 wrote: »

Potato_Salad wrote: »

WAKE UP SHEEPLE, today is the day when we receive the natch potes!

What will receive a cast time?
What skill will be delayed to the point of being absolutely pointless? *cough* grim focus *cough*
What sets will get reworked into defensive sets?
Find out today!

Half expect announcement of a Tencent share holding purchase to re-energize the crown store.

But hey, how about that cast time on natch potes...

The devs received a cast time on their braincells too.

Nordic__Knights

MajBludd wrote: »

@Dreyloch I think you could fight naked because of battle spirit, at one point, if I'm not mistaken.

You was actually stronger

Pijng

Jem_Kindheart wrote: »

Due to the overwhelming positive feedback and support of constant and complete game changes, Patch 5.2.2 brings exciting new content and combat changes to the ESO universe! We're adding two new races this patch! See the notes below:

* Introducing: the Klingon race. Swing the mighty bat'leth sword, learn the teachings of Khaless, and enjoy some blood wine in this new race! All players can purchase the Klingon race upgrade for 5000 Crowns.
- adds 200% bleed damage
- reduces crafting speed by 700%

* Players not purchasing the Klingon upgrade will be re-classed to the all new Jigglypuff race! That's right gamers, it's either Klingon or Jigglypuff now. Gotta catch you all! While in Jigglypuff race, gamers can enjoy complete reduction in DPS to zero, but are granted the new Jigglefart ultimate ability which clears all enemies within 100 meter radius for 5 minutes. This should let most competent groups get to the end of Fungal Grotto at least, you stinkers!

* Introducing all new PvP changes! Oh boy, get ready for some excitement with our new combat system! Encounter outcomes are now completely randomized based on the following algorithm: (roll of a d20) + (player height) - (how many dates you've been on in the past year) ÷ (the weight of one electron) + (how many Crowns you have left) = player damage. May the odds be ever in your favor.

* Endgamers rejoice! Just for this group of players we're introducing a new side-scrolling minigame: Malacath's Mischievous Mudcrab Menagerie! Catch the Mudcrabs in Malacath's pants in this exciting new minigame guaranteed to infuriate even the most seasoned of veterans! Completing this in the hardest difficulty will grant the Mudcrab polymorph, allowing you to life the crab life on your favorite shoreline, because what else is there to do at this point, right?

Oh boi that formula, lemme see:
8 (thanks google for d20 rolls online) + 172cm ( :c) - 0 dates (well ye I'm pretty much lazy for those things) / 9.1×10^-31 + 1510 crowns (Imma poor boy don't judge me), sooo...

(8 + 172) - (0 / 9.1×10^-31) + 1510 = 180 - 0 + 1510 = 1690

Well, seems pretty obnoxious. d20 rolls won't give ya that much of a profit, as well as your height. BUT your dates count will lower your dps to...to negative. And crowns will boost your dps by hella lot. I see what you did here. That's some sneaky way to tell us "Don't go on dates, but earn some money and buy crowns, huh". Pay to win again....

Hidden messages are everywhere, smh

Alidel

Jem_Kindheart wrote: »

Mudcrab polymorph, allowing you to life the crab life on your favorite shoreline, because what else is there to do at this point, right?

I'm actually into this kinda stuff. Would be better then any secret event they're planning