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As per tradition...

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Let the meme-ing begin...


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    Turelus wrote: »
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    Whenever I see one like this I keep wishing Travolta would move so I can see the titles of the old threads :tongue:
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    Flaminir wrote: »
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    Class Changes

    Dragonknight

    In an effort to bring more viability to alternate endgame tanking choices, we have made the following changes to the Dragonknight class
    • Battle Roar no longer grants resources after using an ultimate, instead it provides 10% cost reduction to the next ability used after using an ultimate ability
    • Helping hands no longer grants stamina if abilities are used while blocking
    • In order to reduce dependence on sword and shield, we have removed the left arm of all Dragonknight characters, this will also prevent them from blocking.

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    Sixty5 wrote: »
    Class Changes

    Dragonknight

    In an effort to bring more viability to alternate endgame tanking choices, we have made the following changes to the Dragonknight class
    • Battle Roar no longer grants resources after using an ultimate, instead it provides 10% cost reduction to the next ability used after using an ultimate ability
    • Helping hands no longer grants stamina if abilities are used while blocking
    • In order to reduce dependence on sword and shield, we have removed the left arm of all Dragonknight characters, this will also prevent them from blocking.

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    Edited by ZOS_Mika on April 16, 2018 2:45PM
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    Nightblade

    We have heard a lot of player feedback in regards to issues with Nightblades, particularly in PVP, and have thus decided to implement these changes
    • Cloak and its morphs no longer grant invisibility.
    • The base morph of the skill now does absolutely nothing. This is a buff if you do not play Nightblade
    • Dark Cloak now heals you for 33% of your current HP
    • Shadowy Disguise still grants the guaranteed crit, but will now also inflict the user with Major Maim for 10 seconds upon use
    • All morphs of cloak now also double in cost with each use. This effect has an 86400 second cooldown
    • Increased the damage of Incapacitating Strike by approximately 9001%
    • It also now deals oblivion damage

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    @tinythinker ...why is it Dragon Bones Natch Potes???
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    @tinythinker ...why is it Dragon Bones Natch Potes???

    To confuse the Daedra...













    ...or because I hadn't been up long and forgot to modify the auto-fill that popped up.
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    Minno wrote: »
    "It's 7am, DO you know where your natch potes are?"

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    Alliance War and PVP:

    For Update 18 we have made significant changes to the way Cyrodiil works, and fine tuned capturing Keeps and Reources.
    • Making a group in Cyrodiil above 3 people now incurs the wrath of the Daedric Princes. If your group is more than 3 people, every member of the group will gain the "Daedric Malice" debuff, which kills your character in 2 seconds or less. This is part of an ongoing campaign to make the Ebonheart Pact groups stop it.
    • Siege Weapons now grant damage in a random spot. We won't tell you which. Also, we have taken away AOE marker circles for incoming damage from them. Have fun!
    • There is only one armour set now available from every vendor in Cyrodiil. It grants no damage, no extra magicka, no extra stamina, no extra health. But it sure does look snazzy.
    • People attempting to do quests and dailies in Cyrodiil towns will now be wailed on by Imperial town guards. You can't win against them. Makes a change from other players, doesn't it?
    • All Daedric Anchors in Cyrodiil have now been replaced by Molag Bal's super fun time glitter drop. Instead of Daedric monsters, glitter now drops from the sky, along with random items. Some might kill you, some might not. We won't tell you which is which.
    • Emperorship: We are changing how Emperorship works. Instead of owning all keeps needed, the Emperor title will be granded to a random player in Cyrodiil every 24 hours via RNG. Anyone who attacks the Emperor during their reign will be arrested and put in Imperial City prison for 96 hours.
    • Zaan: Anyone who dies from Zaan monster set damage now contributes to the well of tears in the middle of Cyrodiil. At the end of each campaign, the winning faction may bathe in these tears and gain buffs.
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    Astrid_V wrote: »
    "We know you loved the heavy attack meta after Morrowind, so we removed all abilities from game and now you can deal damage with only light and heavy attacks"
    It's kind of sad how close to the truth that strikes with all the pushing on light weaving as a primary mechanic.
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    Astrid_V wrote: »
    "We know you loved the heavy attack meta after Morrowind, so we removed all abilities from game and now you can deal damage with only light and heavy attacks"

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    This wins the thread. :joy:

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    Turelus wrote: »
    Astrid_V wrote: »
    "We know you loved the heavy attack meta after Morrowind, so we removed all abilities from game and now you can deal damage with only light and heavy attacks"
    It's kind of sad how close to the truth that strikes with all the pushing on light weaving as a primary mechanic.

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    Turelus wrote: »
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    This wins the thread. :joy:

    Honestly even just cropping to Donkey saying "Crown Crates!!!" would win...
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    Enjoy the renovations...









    (put out the fire with tears? :tongue: )
    Edited by tinythinker on April 16, 2018 12:02PM
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    Enjoy the renovations...









    (put out the fire with tears? :tongue: )

    Stop posting Morrowind natch potes!
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    Minno wrote: »
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    Enjoy the renovations...









    (put out the fire with tears? :tongue: )

    Stop posting Morrowind natch potes!

    But they are so good...
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    Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
    (And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)


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