starkerealm wrote: »First, you must conduct the ritual of appeasement by calling out to Malacath or @Ghettokid. Then sacrifice a forumgoer you don't care about, and roll up your character. Next, realize you have failed, and your new orc still looks like they were brained one too many times with a shovel. Finally, give up, and roll up a Dunmer instead.
A good looking orc is the worst looking orc possible.
VilniusNastavnik wrote: »You make the orc as ugly and primal as possible.
Us Orcs are not known for beauty. The flesh and blood of your enemies coating your body is the only true way the Orcs look "beautiful". And that's the way Malacath would want it.
HOW DARE YOU! I AM BEAUTIFUL!Judging from previous experience of seeing orcs riding around... avoid the wedding dress... it won't help!
See Vex gets it.VexingArcanist wrote: »For a truly enhanced experience, go Vampire, stage 4 of course.
starkerealm wrote: »
starkerealm wrote: »
I see... So @Cadbury ... If you can give me a good explanation why you woke me up from my Orc-sleep, I'm here to fulfil one wish for you. But if not,... you will be banished to live rest of your life with khajiit!
starkerealm wrote: »
I see... So @Cadbury ... If you can give me a good explanation why you woke me up from my Orc-sleep, I'm here to fulfil one wish for you. But if not,... you will be banished to live rest of your life with khajiit!
kyle.wilson wrote: »
That's how.