Maintenance for the week of December 16:
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – December 16
• NA megaservers for patch maintenance – December 17, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EST (17:00 UTC)
• EU megaservers for patch maintenance – December 17, 9:00 UTC (4:00AM EST) - 17:00 UTC (12:00PM EST)
The issues on the North American megaservers have been resolved at this time. If you continue to experience difficulties at login, please restart your client. Thank you for your patience!

Server Down again, for a few hours, in 10 mins.

  • rhapsodious
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    Hey guys, we're looking at approximately one more hour until we're finished.

    Awesome, thanks for the update! Is there any kind of server rollback that you know of?
  • Mineria
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    You should have a look at LoL policy, they insta ban you just for telling someone else to *** off in the general chat one time.

    There is a difference between that and a bot report, a chat log is easy to search in while claims regarding players using bots need to investigated a bit further than just looking at a log.
    Edited by Mineria on August 16, 2017 7:12PM
  • mabdastardseb17_ESO
    Servo wrote: »
    one two skip a few ninty nine a hundred as practiced by several lawyers and accountants it will be when it will be enough said shuffles off too community creations and looks for songs from the feasting halls

    ...what? Prime example of why at least some attempt at punctuation is important.

    All slpelin mistook incluses for the intelligencia and non use of punctuation attributed to not have the lover mundus bas edjumication and a fundamental abhorrence for using grammer under ant circumstances. glad I gave you something to poat about lol
  • WhoSlappedThePie
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    ...I wonder what it is
    "It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop."

    Current Toons (Max CP):
    Magsorc Breton
    Magblade Darkelf
    Stam DK Redguard
    Healer Templar High Elf
    Tank DK Argonian
    Stamblade Redguard

    Completed: vHoF | vMoL | vSO | vSO HM | vAA | vAA HM | vHR | vHR HM | vMA | vDSA
  • SixVoltCar
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    ...I wonder what it is

    We all do.
  • DirkRavenclaw
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    Quick update: We're currently anticipating finishing up within an hour or so.
    Gina Bruno

    This was posted by gina 10 mins ago. Claws crossed
    Council Member of AtWritsEnd, Member of LoneWolfeHelp, Donor of GhostSeaTradingCO., Factor of EastEmpireTradingCO.,HonourGuard of ´DominionImperialGuard(DIG/PVP)

    Master Crafter including Jewelry, i craft for Mats and Donation, always happy to help, if Im not in the Middle of PVP, i play since around 14 Months
  • DBZVelena
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    Looks like their techies are in the home stretch of fixing this thing. Cross claws that no sudden hiccups mess it up.
    What are Natch Potes? Can you eat those?
    I believe in Genie-Gina.
  • Cinbri
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  • Tarukmockto
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    Is it wrong that I don't know what to do with my time at work, without being able to login and chat with my guildies in-game?!
    NA - DC - DK - PC
  • SixVoltCar
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    Is it wrong that I don't know what to do with my time at work, without being able to login and chat with my guildies in-game?!

    Want to trade jobs?
  • DBZVelena
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    Is it wrong that I don't know what to do with my time at work, without being able to login and chat with my guildies in-game?!

    omg, you can play while at work? what mysterious job do you HAVE!
    What are Natch Potes? Can you eat those?
    I believe in Genie-Gina.
  • CMFan1966
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    @ZOS_GinaBruno

    Somebody needs to give Gina some love....and cookies....and maybe a raise. <3<3<3
  • twev
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    MoTeets wrote: »
    SixVoltCar wrote: »
    richo262 wrote: »
    Ashtaris wrote: »
    Remag_Div wrote: »
    It's funny, for all the complaining you constantly see on the forums everyone sure gets antsy as soon as they can't log into the game for a few hours. ;)

    I think someone needs to create a chart. One that has the number of hours of downtime on one axis vs. the severity of the complaints on the other axis. You know, like going from "Thanks ZOS for fixing the game" up to "I HATE you ZOS, I quit you ***, and I demand my money back!!" :)

    Would be less of an issue, if 'a few hours' actually meant 'a few hours'.

    Speaking as a guy who fixes things for a living, I can tell you that it's difficult to give an ETA before you've come up with a solution-- and even when you're in the testing phase of that solution you may uncover several other problems for which it's difficult to give an ETA. Epiphanies don't really happen on-demand. Though your frustration is warranted, our day should be refunded for subs.

    Agree

    Well, they could say 10PM EST.
    If they fix it at 4PM - they have plenty of time for pizza and beer before they spin the servers up ahead of schedule at 9:47 PM EST.

    :D

    The problem with society these days is that no one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.
  • Mureel
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    Oh my Gawd, the husband: Hun, since your game is offline anyway, can you do the dinner dishes tonight so I can get some runs in? (Elite D.)

    Are you effin joking me right now?

    'Sure Hun, go ahead...'

    See what happens when you exploit? You make me cook the beefs and wash up after!!

    (Already done though...)
  • Avnr
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    lfg
  • stumpy999
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    Hi
  • ItsMeToo
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    DBZVelena wrote: »
    Is it wrong that I don't know what to do with my time at work, without being able to login and chat with my guildies in-game?!

    omg, you can play while at work? what mysterious job do you HAVE!

    They must work for the government.
    FYI - There is no such thing as 'night capping' in a world wide MMO.
    FYI - There was no paid Beta. When they launched the game the Beta was over, even if you don't think it was.
    FYI - It's B2P not F2P. There is a difference.
    FYI - It doesn't take any player skill to mash keys or buttons in this game. The ones that stay alive longer have the better internet connection and speed.
    FYI - The game is not broken, it still works. It just has 'bugs' that need to be fixed.
    Balance is a "Bad" thing.

    Example: There were hundreds of Jedi and only two Sith in Star Wars. The Jedi wanted, "Balance in the Force" and they got it. Now there are only two Jedi and two Sith.

    Balance is a "Bad" thing.
    Is the glass half full or half empty?
    I say, "Get a smaller glass."
  • SixVoltCar
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    twev wrote: »
    MoTeets wrote: »
    SixVoltCar wrote: »
    richo262 wrote: »
    Ashtaris wrote: »
    Remag_Div wrote: »
    It's funny, for all the complaining you constantly see on the forums everyone sure gets antsy as soon as they can't log into the game for a few hours. ;)

    I think someone needs to create a chart. One that has the number of hours of downtime on one axis vs. the severity of the complaints on the other axis. You know, like going from "Thanks ZOS for fixing the game" up to "I HATE you ZOS, I quit you ***, and I demand my money back!!" :)

    Would be less of an issue, if 'a few hours' actually meant 'a few hours'.

    Speaking as a guy who fixes things for a living, I can tell you that it's difficult to give an ETA before you've come up with a solution-- and even when you're in the testing phase of that solution you may uncover several other problems for which it's difficult to give an ETA. Epiphanies don't really happen on-demand. Though your frustration is warranted, our day should be refunded for subs.

    Agree

    Well, they could say 10PM EST.
    If they fix it at 4PM - they have plenty of time for pizza and beer before they spin the servers up ahead of schedule at 9:47 PM EST.

    :D

    Yeah but do you know how neurotic and weird we'd get if they ambushed us with a shutdown and then said "come back in 12 hours"
  • XDragonDoomX
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    "Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
    massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
    mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”

    (with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)

    I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
    Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.

    82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
    83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
    84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
    85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
    86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
    87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
    88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
    89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
    ** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**

  • stumpy999
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    Me, I play when I get in from work

    but it's down :(

    must be bad to not ply at all
  • Tarukmockto
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    DBZVelena wrote: »
    omg, you can play while at work? what mysterious job do you HAVE!

    I have the greatest dream job. IT & Tech Support for a small company that makes stuff that works most of the time!
    Sorry 6V, I'm not giving this job up to anyone!
    NA - DC - DK - PC
  • Tandor
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    Servo wrote: »
    one two skip a few ninty nine a hundred as practiced by several lawyers and accountants it will be when it will be enough said shuffles off too community creations and looks for songs from the feasting halls

    ...what? Prime example of why at least some attempt at punctuation is important.

    I think in that case a key to the code would be more useful...
  • DBZVelena
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    ItsMeToo wrote: »
    DBZVelena wrote: »
    Is it wrong that I don't know what to do with my time at work, without being able to login and chat with my guildies in-game?!

    omg, you can play while at work? what mysterious job do you HAVE!

    They must work for the government.

    Which government, mine has this thing about using actual pc's that are from the 80's. We've been trying to educate them on the subject, but i think we need to update their vocabulary first.
    What are Natch Potes? Can you eat those?
    I believe in Genie-Gina.
  • Juli'St
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    Any news?
  • wenchmore420b14_ESO
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    CMFan1966 wrote: »
    @ZOS_GinaBruno

    Somebody needs to give Gina some love....and cookies....and maybe a raise. <3<3<3

    Agreed!!! :smiley:
    And maybe a puppie too...
    Drakon Koryn~Oryndill, Rogue~Mage,- CP ~Doesn't matter any more
    NA / PC Beta Member since Nov 2013
    GM~Conclave-of-Shadows, EP Social Guild, ~Proud member of: The Wandering Merchants, Phoenix Rising, Imperial Trade Union & Celestials of Nirn
    Sister Guilds with: Coroner's Report, Children of Skyrim, Sunshine Daydream, Tamriel Fisheries, Knights Arcanum and more
    "Not All Who Wander are Lost"
    #MOREHOUSINGSLOTS
    “When the people that can make the company more successful are sales and marketing people, they end up running the companies. The product people get driven out of the decision making forums, and the companies forget what it means to make great products.”

    _Steve Jobs (The Lost Interview)
  • Larry78
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    what exploit? I hope u will BAN every1 who used it cuz its against ToS.
  • SixVoltCar
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    Juli'St wrote: »
    Any news?

    An hour as of 20 mins ago
  • Avnr
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    BG was great today , proc set's dead , finally(i hope)
  • MaDGaR
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    @ZOS_GinaBruno

    no cookies for Gina she has to sit in the corner for the day for being the messenger of bad news. - better yet take the day off to think what you did to this community. haha, I am just playing.
  • Cathexis
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    Cant tell if joke is video is unavailable... :|:/
    Edited by Cathexis on August 16, 2017 7:29PM
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