Stovahkiin wrote: »DeadlyRecluse wrote: »Stovahkiin wrote: »Well, as of tonight, apparently all of the crap in this campaign gathered together and collectively hit the fan at the same time.
....story time?
Just a bunch of endless gate camping every time I’m on for the last couple days. I haven’t been on this morning, so I dunno what the map looks like, but I won’t be surprised if I log into a one-color map again.
DeadlyRecluse wrote: »Stovahkiin wrote: »DeadlyRecluse wrote: »Stovahkiin wrote: »Well, as of tonight, apparently all of the crap in this campaign gathered together and collectively hit the fan at the same time.
....story time?
Just a bunch of endless gate camping every time I’m on for the last couple days. I haven’t been on this morning, so I dunno what the map looks like, but I won’t be surprised if I log into a one-color map again.
Ah. That's much less interesting than I had hoped.
Stovahkiin wrote: »DeadlyRecluse wrote: »Stovahkiin wrote: »DeadlyRecluse wrote: »Stovahkiin wrote: »Well, as of tonight, apparently all of the crap in this campaign gathered together and collectively hit the fan at the same time.
....story time?
Just a bunch of endless gate camping every time I’m on for the last couple days. I haven’t been on this morning, so I dunno what the map looks like, but I won’t be surprised if I log into a one-color map again.
Ah. That's much less interesting than I had hoped.
Exactly, it’s not interesting at all
i love when a definition uses the word its defining IN the definition - smh -
DeadlyRecluse wrote: »uninteresting
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GateCamping
Re Fixed.
EP gate-camped by DC, really? We litterally never attack you, mostly because this campaign is more or less becoming about managing AD's overpopulation at any given time. And that means prioritizing bashing our heads against Ash/Nik for the better part of the day instead of trying to play along with the wannabe tower farmers at Aleswell farm.
We only gate-camped (and mildly at that, considering EP had all their trikeeps + their 2 home emp keeps) AD by choice yesterday for several reasons, the main being that every day the map is flipped one color, and it's the work of the AD morning guilds who will happily have two large groups running like they did this morning just to fight the 6 or so DC trying to hold on to a piece of the map. And then defend the trikeeps just for score. AD's lost any goodwill they had on my end in regards to letting them have their trikeeps considering that is a favor that is only rarely returned, and hasn't been recently.
I don't care about what EP does and, frankly, it seems that neither does EP. I just find the outrage pretty funny considering that the *** we pulled yesterday is what AD does every day. Unless you think EP's 4000 points loss last campaign was a visual glitch.
DeadlyRecluse wrote: »....is there actually a role playing EP guild that goes on crusades to Brindle? Because that's awesome.
God to the Holy Knights: "Yo what's up my brothers, so remember when I asked ya'll to conquer the holy lands and hold them, blah blah blah. Yeah no, it's time. Conquer it all and win a campaign for once."How dare you refer to the Holy Knights as silly. You're not gonna catch us us, we're on a mission from God.
God to the Holy Knights: "Yo what's up my brothers, so remember when I asked ya'll to conquer the holy lands and hold them, blah blah blah. Yeah no, it's time. Conquer it all and win a campaign for once."How dare you refer to the Holy Knights as silly. You're not gonna catch us us, we're on a mission from God.
The Rapture is upon you all. The Pact is coming for your outposts, your keeps, your scrolls, your young and your old. There will be no mercy. Your vampires will be hung from the trees, garlic shoved down their throats, holy water squirted in their eyes, wooden stakes slowly driven through their hearts. Your werewolves will be slaughtered with swords of pure silver, their souls forever banished. Your bodies will be paraded through the streets, defiled, then hung from the highest point in our keeps for the rest of DC and AD to see and cower before.
The Pact has been overlooked for too long, passed over as no threat to the AD and DC campaign superiority. You'll need soul gems, and lots of them. But I fear no amount of soul gems will be able to repair your souls once we're done with you all. The prophet will be calling you all "vestige" for the rest of your days whether you reclaim your souls or not. They'll be forever destroyed.
So go and hold your loved ones, prepare for your demise. Whatever you do it will not matter, you will all be slaughtered on our holy conquest. The AD pugs will be driven back to their gates, straight back to the PvE from which they came.
To my son - Come and find me without your 23 lackeys nipping at your heels. I've got something special for you.
-Valor's Daddy
EP will win a god damn campaign.
God to the Holy Knights: "Yo what's up my brothers, so remember when I asked ya'll to conquer the holy lands and hold them, blah blah blah. Yeah no, it's time. Conquer it all and win a campaign for once."How dare you refer to the Holy Knights as silly. You're not gonna catch us us, we're on a mission from God.
The Rapture is upon you all. The Pact is coming for your outposts, your keeps, your scrolls, your young and your old. There will be no mercy. Your vampires will be hung from the trees, garlic shoved down their throats, holy water squirted in their eyes, wooden stakes slowly driven through their hearts. Your werewolves will be slaughtered with swords of pure silver, their souls forever banished. Your bodies will be paraded through the streets, defiled, then hung from the highest point in our keeps for the rest of DC and AD to see and cower before.
The Pact has been overlooked for too long, passed over as no threat to the AD and DC campaign superiority. You'll need soul gems, and lots of them. But I fear no amount of soul gems will be able to repair your souls once we're done with you all. The prophet will be calling you all "vestige" for the rest of your days whether you reclaim your souls or not. They'll be forever destroyed.
So go and hold your loved ones, prepare for your demise. Whatever you do it will not matter, you will all be slaughtered on our holy conquest. The AD pugs will be driven back to their gates, straight back to the PvE from which they came.
To my son - Come and find me without your 23 lackeys nipping at your heels. I've got something special for you.
-Valor's Daddy
EP will win a god damn campaign.
Just wondering, but were there any previous versions of this before you posted it or did you just do it James Joyce style?
Holy Knights of Brindle? More like Holy [snip] I want to [snip] a castle
God to the Holy Knights: "Yo what's up my brothers, so remember when I asked ya'll to conquer the holy lands and hold them, blah blah blah. Yeah no, it's time. Conquer it all and win a campaign for once."How dare you refer to the Holy Knights as silly. You're not gonna catch us us, we're on a mission from God.
The Rapture is upon you all. The Pact is coming for your outposts, your keeps, your scrolls, your young and your old. There will be no mercy. Your vampires will be hung from the trees, garlic shoved down their throats, holy water squirted in their eyes, wooden stakes slowly driven through their hearts. Your werewolves will be slaughtered with swords of pure silver, their souls forever banished. Your bodies will be paraded through the streets, defiled, then hung from the highest point in our keeps for the rest of DC and AD to see and cower before.
The Pact has been overlooked for too long, passed over as no threat to the AD and DC campaign superiority. You'll need soul gems, and lots of them. But I fear no amount of soul gems will be able to repair your souls once we're done with you all. The prophet will be calling you all "vestige" for the rest of your days whether you reclaim your souls or not. They'll be forever destroyed.
So go and hold your loved ones, prepare for your demise. Whatever you do it will not matter, you will all be slaughtered on our holy conquest. The AD pugs will be driven back to their gates, straight back to the PvE from which they came.
To my son - Come and find me without your 23 lackeys nipping at your heels. I've got something special for you.
-Valor's Daddy
EP will win a god damn campaign.
Just wondering, but were there any previous versions of this before you posted it or did you just do it James Joyce style?
100% Original content, not sure who James Joyce is.
Holy Knights of Brindle? More like Holy [snip] I want to [snip] a castle
You're either with us or against us. Choose carefully. We'll *** every single castle on the map until the map itself is bleeding red with our keeps and the floors are red with the blood of all who oppose us.
Valen_Byte wrote: »I have to admit, I dont like the guy but, it makes me a bit giddy to see the moans of those who have done there best to troll this camp for a long time.
Valen_Byte wrote: »I have to admit, I dont like the guy but, it makes me a bit giddy to see the moans of those who have done there best to troll this camp for a long time.
Hey there! What have the Bytes been up to?