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SEXY ARMOR!!!!

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  • Elohmrow
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    lololol
    he will probably just repost
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  • Vyshan
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    ChuckyPayne wrote: »
    No! And pls don't allow male characters to wear female clothes.
    As you did with beard. Females or Argonians can't wear beard. Etc.

    What's wrong with guys wearing girl clothes? You have a problem with having the personal freedom of choice?
  • Elohmrow
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    Vyshan wrote: »
    ChuckyPayne wrote: »
    No! And pls don't allow male characters to wear female clothes.
    As you did with beard. Females or Argonians can't wear beard. Etc.

    What's wrong with guys wearing girl clothes? You have a problem with having the personal freedom of choice?

    Yeah bro, get with the program, guys wearing girl bikinis is the new thing
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  • Crowzer
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    "Hey, how about sexy armors ?"

    - You need to grow up!
    - You need to get laid!
    - You need a girlfriend!

    Best community icon14.gif

    Oh, I almost forgot:

    1467241730-guar-hist.jpg


    silence.gif
    Edited by Crowzer on July 5, 2016 11:08AM
  • Tryxus
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    Elohmrow wrote: »
    Vyshan wrote: »
    ChuckyPayne wrote: »
    No! And pls don't allow male characters to wear female clothes.
    As you did with beard. Females or Argonians can't wear beard. Etc.

    What's wrong with guys wearing girl clothes? You have a problem with having the personal freedom of choice?

    Yeah bro, get with the program, guys wearing girl bikinis is the new thing

    Mankini
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  • Elohmrow
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    Crowzer wrote: »
    "Hey, how about sexy armors ?"

    - You need to grow up!
    - You need to get laid!
    - You need a girlfriend!

    Best community

    Oh I almost forgot:

    1467241730-guar-hist.jpg

    ew it needs a beard
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  • Streega
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    sexy_armor__by_zav_.jpg

    P.S. How about... NO!?!
    Dont-Feed-The-Trolls-Meme-07.png

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  • Elohmrow
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    Streega wrote: »
    sexy_armor__by_zav_.jpg

    P.S. How about... NO!?!
    Dont-Feed-The-Trolls-Meme-07.png

    are u an human bean
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  • Crowzer
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    The most important
    Streega wrote: »
    sexy_armor__by_zav_.jpg

    P.S. How about... NO!?!
    Dont-Feed-The-Trolls-Meme-07.png

    Elder_Scrolls_Arena_Cover.jpg

    You're welcome.
  • JD2013
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    Trolls gonna troll.
    Sweetrolls for all!

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  • Elohmrow
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    Crowzer wrote: »
    The most important
    Streega wrote: »
    sexy_armor__by_zav_.jpg

    P.S. How about... NO!?!
    Dont-Feed-The-Trolls-Meme-07.png

    Elder_Scrolls_Arena_Cover.jpg

    You're welcome.

    LOL! From the ages old that time forgot
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  • Tryxus
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    Crowzer wrote: »
    The most important
    Streega wrote: »
    sexy_armor__by_zav_.jpg

    P.S. How about... NO!?!
    Dont-Feed-The-Trolls-Meme-07.png

    Elder_Scrolls_Arena_Cover.jpg

    You're welcome.

    Hello TES II Daggerfall Azura

    Azura.jpg
    "We're all born under the same sky and on the same earth. Therefore, we all deserve the same amount of respect."
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  • Tryxus
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    Elohmrow wrote: »
    Crowzer wrote: »
    The most important
    Streega wrote: »
    sexy_armor__by_zav_.jpg

    P.S. How about... NO!?!
    Dont-Feed-The-Trolls-Meme-07.png

    Elder_Scrolls_Arena_Cover.jpg

    You're welcome.

    LOL! From the ages old that time forgot

    From the times when most gamers today were horny teens themselves
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  • Aquanova
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    Baranthus wrote: »
    Aquanova wrote: »
    YES! Sexy Armor please! This game is rated "M" for mature.

    The reason I roll female characters is to get they sexy on, and I'm not the only one ;)

    One day, you might lose your virginity, but not with that kind of mentality.

    So will you bend over and help me out?
    NA/PC
  • theher0not
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    Runs wrote: »
    Fine, but only if my men can wear something like...

    2EtuQ5C.png



    I will now have nightmares about argonians wearing that... oh the horror
    Edited by theher0not on July 5, 2016 11:25AM
  • Tipsy
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    Hello TES II Daggerfall Azura

    Azura.jpg
    [/quote]

    Oh so thats why Azura's Star is able to capture so many souls
    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/462527/champion-of-the-gods-deadra-worship-cp-to-next-level
    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/464219/out-of-combat-personality-mood-actionbar
    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/279458/content-packs-for-organizing-guild-events
    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/276626/suggestion-alliance-specific-justice-system-revisit-the-innocent-npc-label
  • CokeVoAYCE
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    Streega wrote: »
    sexy_armor__by_zav_.jpg

    P.S. How about... NO!?!
    Dont-Feed-The-Trolls-Meme-07.png

    sorry mods. ._.
  • Streega
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    Elohmrow wrote: »
    Crowzer wrote: »
    "Hey, how about sexy armors ?"

    - You need to grow up!
    - You need to get laid!
    - You need a girlfriend!

    Best community

    Oh I almost forgot:

    1467241730-guar-hist.jpg

    ew it needs a beard

    1. Did he ask for more "feminine" armour? "nicely crafted" armour? "fine" armour? No. He asked for "sexy" armour, so he probably needs all 3 of them "Best community" advices.
    2. As for the image: this is an argonian armour. Argonians have scales. Go figure.
    3. Who barfed on that poor guar?!?
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  • purple-magicb16_ESO
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    Banana wrote: »
    Is that light or heavy :*

    It's both ;-)
    I don't comment here often but when I do, I get [snip]
  • khele23eb17_ESO
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    ESO female models dont have the bodies to rock these kind of outfits.
    Edited by khele23eb17_ESO on July 5, 2016 11:30AM
    P2P offered you 'hell yeah!' moments. F2P offers you 'thank god its over' moments.
  • CokeVoAYCE
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    Streega wrote: »
    Elohmrow wrote: »
    Crowzer wrote: »
    "Hey, how about sexy armors ?"

    - You need to grow up!
    - You need to get laid!
    - You need a girlfriend!

    Best community

    Oh I almost forgot:

    1467241730-guar-hist.jpg

    ew it needs a beard

    1. Did he ask for more "feminine" armour? "nicely crafted" armour? "fine" armour? No. He asked for "sexy" armour, so he probably needs all 3 of them "Best community" advices.
    2. As for the image: this is an argonian armour. Argonians have scales. Go figure.
    3. Who barfed on that poor guar?!?

    he wants to be able to wear sexy armor on his female ESO chars therefore: 1. he needs to grow up, get laid, and definitely doesn't have a girlfriend!

    this is the logic of the feminists on these forums, lol. even i can see how that doesn't make any sense lolol
  • CokeVoAYCE
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    khele23eb17_ESO wrote: »
    ESO female models dont have the bodies to rock these kind of outfits.

    they do if you make your character right.
  • khele23eb17_ESO
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    CokeVoAYCE wrote: »
    khele23eb17_ESO wrote: »
    ESO female models dont have the bodies to rock these kind of outfits.

    they do if you make your character right.

    Not really. You can make a char that is OK looking but sultry hot... not even close. They mostly look like theyre made of crudely carved wooden planks. The animations dont help either.
    Edited by khele23eb17_ESO on July 5, 2016 11:37AM
    P2P offered you 'hell yeah!' moments. F2P offers you 'thank god its over' moments.
  • CokeVoAYCE
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    khele23eb17_ESO wrote: »
    CokeVoAYCE wrote: »
    khele23eb17_ESO wrote: »
    ESO female models dont have the bodies to rock these kind of outfits.

    they do if you make your character right.

    Not really. You can make a char that is OK looking but sultry hot... not even close. The animations dont help either.

    you haven't seen my chars.
  • AtmaDarkwolf
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    I bet it offers a ton of protection too.

    I mean seriously, the sunburns alone would be horrible ;P
  • Bam_Bam
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    Aquanova wrote: »
    Baranthus wrote: »
    Aquanova wrote: »
    YES! Sexy Armor please! This game is rated "M" for mature.

    The reason I roll female characters is to get they sexy on, and I'm not the only one ;)

    One day, you might lose your virginity, but not with that kind of mentality.

    So will you bend over and help me out?

    I'll bend you up like a pretzel, baby. <3
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  • JD2013
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    They can add sexy armour when you add a cohesive and well reasoned argument as to why they need to add it into game, and what it would add in terms of overall game experience.

    Go!
    Sweetrolls for all!

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    PC Beta Tester January 2014

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    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • FloppyTouch
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    Yes!
  • guul
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    and some sexy male armors too.
    male version of the seducer costume is really disappointed.
    Edited by guul on July 5, 2016 11:41AM
  • khele23eb17_ESO
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    CokeVoAYCE wrote: »
    khele23eb17_ESO wrote: »
    CokeVoAYCE wrote: »
    khele23eb17_ESO wrote: »
    ESO female models dont have the bodies to rock these kind of outfits.

    they do if you make your character right.

    Not really. You can make a char that is OK looking but sultry hot... not even close. The animations dont help either.

    you haven't seen my chars.

    Ive seen all kinds of chars.
    P2P offered you 'hell yeah!' moments. F2P offers you 'thank god its over' moments.
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