Patch Notes: 2.0.12

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    PATCH NOTES! Where they be? :D
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    Nerfed all grind spots
    #MOREORBS
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    Pallmor wrote: »
    10 GB patch for THAT???

    And what's with the size differences there? Is English 10x more complicated a language than German?

    Sigh..

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    Power level to CP160 in a week:
    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
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    WHERE ARE THE PATCH NOTES!??!?

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    Did somebody say patch notes?!

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    BTW. Did I miss that the server would even be down? I coulda sworn there was a note three hours ago that nothing was happening with the NA and EU PC servers, just some federcarb about the console servers and account services.
    Edited by Darlgon on June 29, 2015 2:01PM
    Power level to CP160 in a week:
    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
    Where is new content? Sigh.
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    i cant wait

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    Steelshiv wrote: »
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    We added Benny Hill music when you are are fighting in PVP

    That would be amazing
    Might look something like this...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT7qfdgdgq4
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    Darlgon wrote: »
    Did somebody say patch notes?!

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    BTW. Did I miss that the server would even be down? I coulda sworn there was a note three hours ago that nothing was happening with the NA and EU PC servers, just some federcarb about the console servers and account services.

    @Darlgon yeah it was up yesterday, maybe you had an old banner still up or something?
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    Can't stop laughing at the smurf eating baby...
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    I swear, every pc patch day is like a holiday for me! This is the best way for me to start my week. Cup o' coffee, patch note memes, and the eso community, goooooood morning Tamriel!
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    Darlgon wrote: »
    Pallmor wrote: »
    10 GB patch for THAT???

    And what's with the size differences there? Is English 10x more complicated a language than German?

    Sigh..

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    I can't believe there was only one post at about the fake patch noes.
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    Nifty2g wrote: »
    Nerfed all grind spots

    I wouldn't be surprised!

    The most amusing thing about that is "Play the game as you want"

    What they should have said is "Play the game as ZOS want you to play it"
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    nimander99 wrote: »
    I swear, every pc patch day is like a holiday for me! This is the best way for me to start my week. Cup o' coffee, patch note memes, and the eso community, goooooood morning Tamriel!

    Right? I think we're due for another official Soon though.. or maybe a link to those things we wait for ;)
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    SC0TY999 wrote: »
    Nifty2g wrote: »
    Nerfed all grind spots

    I wouldn't be surprised!

    The most amusing thing about that is "Play the game as you want"

    What they should have said is "Play the game as ZOS want you to play it"

    Let's be realistic here. Would you be ok for me to play my way where I can at will kill and delete any character I meet in game?No of course not. It's "Play how you want, within the game rules." ESO's goal is to make the game rules a bit more forgiving then some games.
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    Really want to know how many take the patch notes in here for real... and now that a green face posted something, too, the thread even got the right icon...
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    tengri wrote: »
    Really want to know how many take the patch notes in here for real... and now that a green face posted something, too, the thread even got the right icon...

    Fake green natch potes are like Jedi mind tricks...

    They only work on the really desperate. ;)
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    FIXES & IMPROVEMENTS
    Art & Animation
    Animation
    • Fixed an issue where dismounting would result in your character making the mounted run animation across the floor.

    But.. But.. I like how my character is trying to get the sh!t off his butt like my dog did when he had f3cal contamination.

    Just a heads up that we're editing the existing note regarding Miscellaneous section to be a bit more clear on what exactly was fixed and what is not fixed. It now reads:
    Miscellaneous
    General
    • Changed the black screen that occurs on server-busy lockups to a mockup of the Windows BSOD, for the lawls.
    • Updated the Privacy Policy with new information about our wireless mind surveillance initiative.
    • The random loading screens that came out of nowhere is now fixed, due to this fix, characters porting into town now has a 50% higher suicide tendency to fall from the sky, which we will attempt to fix in our next major patch.
    Edited by Aeradon on June 29, 2015 2:28PM
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    UPrime wrote: »
    SC0TY999 wrote: »
    Nifty2g wrote: »
    Nerfed all grind spots

    I wouldn't be surprised!

    The most amusing thing about that is "Play the game as you want"

    What they should have said is "Play the game as ZOS want you to play it"

    Let's be realistic here. Would you be ok for me to play my way where I can at will kill and delete any character I meet in game?No of course not. It's "Play how you want, within the game rules." ESO's goal is to make the game rules a bit more forgiving then some games.

    As a hardcore PvP player my idea of play the way you want is to skip the boring monotonous and soulless questing. Grind to V14 as quickly as humanly possible so I can utilize my V14 gear and go PvP.

    This has been made extremely difficult and almost impossible to do nowadays with the lack of grind spots that are full to the brim of players trying to do the same thing.

    Just clearing up the statement I made earlier.

    After all grinding isn't cheating?
    Edited by SC0TY999 on June 29, 2015 2:39PM
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    Did somebody say patch notes?!

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    You and i have different views on what "soon" is
    100 minutes and counting
    Edited by Diamond_10 on June 29, 2015 2:40PM
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  • SC0TY999
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    Still no patch notes!

    So everyone is going to be installing a patch and have no idea as to what it's doing.
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    • Support for iTamriel watch-app integration.

    All jokes aside, I would so buy iTamriel: The Inventory and Guild Store Companion App.
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    Diamond_10 wrote: »

    You and i have different views on what "soon" is
    100 minutes and counting

    You're counting? You'll get over that...

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    Paaaatch notes noopppaowo! 111 seventy1
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