Patch Notes: 2.0.12

P3ZZL3

Attorneyatlawl wrote: »

What!?! They're amazing!!!! But they went to the wrong thread...

http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/188101/potes-ay-natch-ay

!!

THE AUDACITY YOUNG MAN!

Although I do admit, yours was started about 30 seconds before mine..lol

Attorneyatlawl

MissBizz wrote: »

Attorneyatlawl wrote: »

TheEmoVampire wrote: »

they wont do anything lol, the last update just added a time waster, zos wants players to waste time getting gold/ doing the writs for a 0.1% chance to get a purple quality item, that's even more rare than the dwemer motif, on top of that they expect people who don't want to buy it from players, to buy their temporary one time use scroll which is not worth the money. zos i tell ya what put something more useful in the crownstore such the recipe it self, the whole point of an xp booster is for lower lv toons to lv up and catch up. and they can't do that because they don't have 5 million gold or the luck on chance for that fragment to drop at a 0.1% chance. seriously its a time waster, meanwhile they are gonna try and slip this patch under our noses and it will probably fix bugs that hardly anyone has if anyone on top nerfing craglorn again, just another useless incremental patch is what 2.0.12 (seriously .12 that's a lot of useless patches) I'm waiting when they release real updates.

Needs more Pay to Win!

Wait, no it doesn't. XP pots that cost about 4k-5k gold in materials in-game only a week or so after they came out, are already extremely affordable. I've got around 85 in stock that I'm using at the moment, and continuing to accrue more .

Nice @Attorneyatlawl, I have been limited in how many fragments I had, so I gave one to a guildee (since it was the only one he needed) so I also now have XP pots They'll be for my poor crafter who I won't bring into dungeons because it's embarrassing. lol Was working on my main so far though so I haven't got to try them out yet.

Ahhh . Yeah, I've sold the fragments I've gotten so far since these were very clearly going to become a commodity in short order, which they nearly have already. Another couple of weeks and they won't be much different than Tempering Alloy or Rosin as enough people will have the recipe around. For now I've just been buying cheap Roe when I see someone advertise it, and then passing it with a tip to a guild friend for my pots. I end up with 50 minutes out of each potion and get four per Roe... so I've been using them on alts to level them while grinding, then again once the main quest is done to grind veteran levels and rack up some nice champion XP .

SpAEkus

Meh, doesn't matter anyway.

I've been stuck on a bad manifest error since 2.011. Its a total new fresh download for me as soon as I know the patch is "final" this time.

Yay!

Attorneyatlawl

P3ZZL3 wrote: »

Attorneyatlawl wrote: »

What!?! They're amazing!!!! But they went to the wrong thread...

http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/188101/potes-ay-natch-ay

!!

THE AUDACITY YOUNG MAN!

Although I do admit, yours was started about 30 seconds before mine..lol

Haha , I took a moment deciding what animation to use to start it off with . So many available... too little forum space to post them in.

AlienDiplomat wrote: »

Pallmor wrote: »

10 GB patch for THAT???

And what's with the size differences there? Is English 10x more complicated a language than German?

In German, you just sort of grunt at the bugs and they understand, the time has come to be fixed.

They always did tout their efficiency... .

MissBizz

AlienDiplomat wrote: »

OVERVIEW
<SNIP>
Combat & Gameplay
General

• Fixed an issue that was causing some NPC's to fire energy beams from their feet instead of from their hands or staff, etc. No more monkey-dexterous mages and ackward dramatic cutscenes!
• Fixed an issue that required you to open the guild bank half a dozen times or more before the contents would actually be displayed.

<SNIP>

If that ever got fixed I would be soo excited.

freespirit

AlienDiplomat wrote: »

freespirit wrote: »

I embarrassed how far I read before I realised!!

My 19yr old just said and I quote........

''Oh for God's sake mum!!''

Then he left the room laughing hysterically.

UrQuan

TheEmoVampire wrote: »

they wont do anything lol, the last update just added a time waster, zos wants players to waste time getting gold/ doing the writs for a 0.1% chance to get a purple quality item, that's even more rare than the dwemer motif,

lol the provisioning writs have never ever been a waste of time - they've always given you a massive return on a tiny investment of mats and time. And the drop rate on recipe fragments is waaaay higher than you make it out to be.

GCVDJ11T

Cogo wrote: »

LOL...I can't help it...this is my favorite of all time

MissBizz

Two threads is confusing me. Too early this this nonsense. Where should I be?

P3ZZL3

In the good one

Not the one created by that Attorney bloke

Banky71

MissBizz wrote: »

Two threads is confusing me. Too early this this nonsense. Where should I be?

Just sit back relax and let it happen.

Enodoc

MissBizz wrote: »

Two threads is confusing me. Too early this this nonsense. Where should I be?

There's a third one rolling around somewhere...

Latter

TheEmoVampire wrote: »

they wont do anything lol, the last update just added a time waster, zos wants players to waste time getting gold/ doing the writs for a 0.1% chance to get a purple quality item, that's even more rare than the dwemer motif, on top of that they expect people who don't want to buy it from players, to buy their temporary one time use scroll which is not worth the money. zos i tell ya what put something more useful in the crownstore such the recipe it self, the whole point of an xp booster is for lower lv toons to lv up and catch up. and they can't do that because they don't have 5 million gold or the luck on chance for that fragment to drop at a 0.1% chance. seriously its a time waster, meanwhile they are gonna try and slip this patch under our noses and it will probably fix bugs that hardly anyone has if anyone on top nerfing craglorn again, just another useless incremental patch is what 2.0.12 (seriously .12 that's a lot of useless patches) I'm waiting when they release real updates.

0.1%?

What? I've done like 8 writs by now and got 2 fragments, same with all my friends, they are not rare at all.

P3ZZL3

I've done 8-10 writs now and got none.

Does everything need to be maxed?

ZOS_GinaBruno

Did somebody say patch notes?!

Leandor

GOREKIN wrote: »

We added Benny Hill music when you are are fighting in PVP

That has to be the most awesome thing I have ever read on this forum. Please do it, ZOS!

AzraelKrieg

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Did somebody say patch notes?!

Oh dear. We'll never get them now.

Attorneyatlawl

AzraelKrieg wrote: »

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Did somebody say patch notes?!

Oh dear. We'll never get them now.

That horse does look pretty trapped!

Lylith

SpAEkus wrote: »

Meh, doesn't matter anyway.

I've been stuck on a bad manifest error since 2.011. Its a total new fresh download for me as soon as I know the patch is "final" this time.

Yay!

aye, this.

arena25

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Did somebody say patch notes?!

Ok, question...how do you get a horse to fit in that small of a hole? Seriously?

Still...

AlnilamE

UrQuan wrote: »

TheEmoVampire wrote: »

they wont do anything lol, the last update just added a time waster, zos wants players to waste time getting gold/ doing the writs for a 0.1% chance to get a purple quality item, that's even more rare than the dwemer motif,

lol the provisioning writs have never ever been a waste of time - they've always given you a massive return on a tiny investment of mats and time. And the drop rate on recipe fragments is waaaay higher than you make it out to be.

Yeah. And now that I'm doing it on all my alts, I'm getting a whole bunch of blue and purple recipes at the 10-50 level that my provisioner didn't know. Though now fragments yet.

AzraelKrieg

arena25 wrote: »

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Did somebody say patch notes?!

Ok, question...how do you get a horse to fit in that small of a hole? Seriously?

Still...

Horse can get into some strange places when they try.

P3ZZL3

Steelshiv

GOREKIN wrote: »

We added Benny Hill music when you are are fighting in PVP

That would be amazing

MissBizz

AzraelKrieg wrote: »

arena25 wrote: »

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Did somebody say patch notes?!

Ok, question...how do you get a horse to fit in that small of a hole? Seriously?

Still...

Horse can get into some strange places when they try.

Or maybe it's a tunnel and we don't need a crane.. just need to bribe him back with food...

AzraelKrieg

MissBizz wrote: »

AzraelKrieg wrote: »

arena25 wrote: »

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Did somebody say patch notes?!

Ok, question...how do you get a horse to fit in that small of a hole? Seriously?

Still...

Horse can get into some strange places when they try.

Or maybe it's a tunnel and we don't need a crane.. just need to bribe him back with food...

That could work. But I already got the jackhammer.

UrQuan

arena25 wrote: »

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Did somebody say patch notes?!

Ok, question...how do you get a horse to fit in that small of a hole? Seriously?

Clearly the horse first went in there as a foal, and has since grown up to be a big and mighty horse, without ever having left the comforting confines of the hole. Clearly.

SantieClaws

If playing Witcher 3 has taught me anything it is that horses can magically teleport.

Therefore I assume that horse teleported into the hole of its own free will and will just teleport right out again as soon as the patch notes are ready.

Leandor

arena25 wrote: »

Ok, question...how do you get a horse to fit in that small of a hole? Seriously?

There is a special tool for that, it's used by horse breeders all across the world. It's called "Photoshop".

Yeah, yeah, I'm a spoilsport, I know.

Phinix1

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No, I'm not just saying that. OK, I am just saying it, I mean I did just say it, but it's because I really truly mean it!

May all of your wishes, come SOON.