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@Stovahkiin Popcorn puppy?Stovahkiin wrote: »<_< where can I get some of this "popcorn"
So my PC bricked itself yesterday. Stuck in a Startup Repair loop. Tried all the standard things; System Restore, Safe Mode, even typed some random codes into Command Prompt. No joy unfortunately, so taking that to PC World tomorrow so someone else can try all the things.
Edit: I guess bricked is technically the wrong word, since it still turns on...Edited by Enodoc on August 16, 2016 10:33PMUESP: The Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages - A collaborative source for all knowledge on the Elder Scrolls series since 1995
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@Stovahkiin Popcorn puppy?Stovahkiin wrote: »<_< where can I get some of this "popcorn"
So my PC bricked itself yesterday. Stuck in a Startup Repair loop. Tried all the standard things; System Restore, Safe Mode, even typed some random codes into Command Prompt. No joy unfortunately, so taking that to PC World tomorrow so someone else can try all the things.
Edit: I guess bricked is technically the wrong word, since it still turns on...
Oh yes I believe that popcorn pup will do just fine, and as for your comp, I hope you get things sorted out soon.Beware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!1 -
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✭✭✭✭Tried to find kitten popcorn, this is what I found:
SantieClaws wrote: »The addon - Rare Fish Tracker is your fishing friend
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
I'll have to look into that. I think in my mess of addons I have some sort of fishing tracker (I keep seeing fishhooks in different colors on my maps) but I never really paid attention to it.Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
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massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”
(with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)
I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.
82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
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✭✭✭✭✭Got my PC back from the repair shop. Corrupted operating system apparently, so I have to install everything again from scratch, including Windows 8.1 (since it was originally a Windows 8). Won't be going back to Windows 10 though! Luckily I stuck the ESO data files on an external hard drive not too long ago, so if the copy-paste-repair method still works I won't have to download all 50+ GB of that again.
PTS might be another matter; does the copy-paste-repair method work for PTS if the source data is from Live? I know you used to be able to do Live EU - Live NA that way, but I'm not sure if that worked for PTS or not.UESP: The Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages - A collaborative source for all knowledge on the Elder Scrolls series since 1995
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CP561 Redguard | Jabsy Templar | Stamina Build
CP561 Breton | Jesus Beam Templar | Magicka Build Forever!
CP561 Naked Nord | Tanky DK | Stamigicka Build
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Mandragora✭✭✭Thanks for this thread - I feel much better after accidentally watching video on youtube about ESO, hoping for interesting background informations, just to turn out to be hate flame to all Skyrim fans, calling them *** for wanting Skyrim in MMO, and blaming them for ESO not having success - what a lie - those fans were between those, who bothered with subs before console launch, otherwise they wouldn't post anything on forums... And it connected with ZOS attacking any RP fans daring to share their passion for roleplaying on forums, after their beloved console launched, with screaming: this is MMO, not a singleplayer, never bothered to explain what they meant by it, attacking players for discussing what they would want in MMO, calling them armchair developers, eventhough those players paid them money when their game was close to end with subs model, I'm so glad I came to a friendly thread - maybe I can go play ESO again without having such pictures in my head. I don't eat popcorn, but sure I can find some drinks atleast
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✭✭✭✭✭Man I missed this thread in my forum absence...
And no, that's not me...
Someone stole my sweetrollCaius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
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✭✭*walks in and sits down, waiting for someone to do something funny*
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But... But... We're all waiting for you to do something funny...Stovahkiin wrote: »*walks in and sits down, waiting for someone to do something funny*
O_o
Someone stole my sweetrollCaius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
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✭✭✭✭✭Oh, totally off topic (but then this is such an off topic thread that I feel like that's OK), but I recently discovered a much better way to fish than what I've been doing. Fish using a controller! I hate using a controller for other things (keyboard & mouse 4life), but it's amazing for fishing! You get a little vibration when the fish are just nibbling, and then a stronger vibration when you've got a bite and you can reel in! Just like in real-life fishing! It's great!
A guildie told me about this - I would tag him here, but I don't know his forum name.
Someone stole my sweetrollCaius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
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WldKarde✭✭✭✭✭Stovahkiin wrote: »*walks in and sits down, waiting for someone to do something funny*
O_o
Great idea!
Since I'm at work, I think I'll join you
PC NACharacters formally known as Veteran 16:
Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
River Wldkarde18 Master Anglers so far"Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H1 -
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But... But... We're all waiting for you to do something funny...Stovahkiin wrote: »*walks in and sits down, waiting for someone to do something funny*
O_o
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>_>
Uhhh.... Uh.. Have you.. Ever heard this one?
*ahem*
"How does a train eat?"
"It goes chew, chew "
Haha.. Ha...... I'll show myself out....
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Hmm, where's the facepalm button? lolStovahkiin wrote: »
But... But... We're all waiting for you to do something funny...Stovahkiin wrote: »*walks in and sits down, waiting for someone to do something funny*
O_o
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>_>
Uhhh.... Uh.. Have you.. Ever heard this one?
*ahem*
"How does a train eat?"
"It goes chew, chew "
Haha.. Ha...... I'll show myself out....
Someone stole my sweetrollCaius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
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A poultrygeist!
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*runs for the door*Sweetrolls for all!
Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC
PC Beta Tester January 2014
Elder of The Black
Order of Sithis
The Runners
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YES! Bring'm on!Lone Wolf HelpFor the solo players who know, sometimes you just need a hand.PC | NA | AD-DC-EP | Discord0 -
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✭✭Okay.. Uh
"Where do animals go when their tails fall off?"...
"The retail store!"
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That was a good one, primarily because I haven't heard it beforeStovahkiin wrote: »Okay.. Uh
"Where do animals go when their tails fall off?"...
"The retail store!" UESP: The Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages - A collaborative source for all knowledge on the Elder Scrolls series since 1995
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That was a good one, primarily because I haven't heard it beforeStovahkiin wrote: »Okay.. Uh
"Where do animals go when their tails fall off?"...
"The retail store!"
Thanks, and I'm totally not getting these from some random website I searched, oh no... Would never do that... <_<Beware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!0 -
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✭So I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet.
He sent me a large goat with a long neck.
Turns out I phoned dial a lama.CP561 Redguard | Jabsy Templar | Stamina Build
CP561 Breton | Jesus Beam Templar | Magicka Build Forever!
CP561 Naked Nord | Tanky DK | Stamigicka Build
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WldKarde✭✭✭✭✭Morning all!
While it's not quite as funny as watching me play ESO...
“A jolly young fellow from Yuma
Told an elephant joke to a puma;
now his skeleton lies
beneath hot western skies-
the puma had no sense of huma”
PC NACharacters formally known as Veteran 16:
Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
River Wldkarde18 Master Anglers so far"Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Hmm, not exactly a joke, but here's my all-time favorite poem.
I shoot the Hippopotamus
With bullets made of platinum,
Because if I use leaden ones
His hide is sure to flatten 'em.
-Hilaire Belloc
Someone stole my sweetrollCaius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Also, hey @WldKarde glad you joined in on the world boss guild event last night! I don't think you were on voice chat, but it was sure handy to have you there on a max-level character considering how many of us were playing on lowbies
Someone stole my sweetrollCaius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp0 -
WldKarde✭✭✭✭✭Also, hey @WldKarde glad you joined in on the world boss guild event last night! I don't think you were on voice chat, but it was sure handy to have you there on a max-level character considering how many of us were playing on lowbies
Traffic was kind last night, so it was fun to be able to attend. I'll get Discord up hopefully tonight.
How handy I was is up for debate...
Character was max-level for sure...Now the driver on the other hand???
I try to at least be entertaining if nothing else PC NACharacters formally known as Veteran 16:
Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
River Wldkarde18 Master Anglers so far"Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H0 -
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Well considering we started with a level 3 and a level 5 in the group (as well as me on a level 20, and I think we had someone at about level 27-28), and considering how relatively smoothly those fights all went despite a bunch of us being on our lowbies, I'd say you were providing valuable contributions lolAlso, hey @WldKarde glad you joined in on the world boss guild event last night! I don't think you were on voice chat, but it was sure handy to have you there on a max-level character considering how many of us were playing on lowbies
Traffic was kind last night, so it was fun to be able to attend. I'll get Discord up hopefully tonight.
How handy I was is up for debate...
Character was max-level for sure...Now the driver on the other hand???
I try to at least be entertaining if nothing else
Someone stole my sweetrollCaius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp0 -
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✭✭✭✭On vacation in Oregon last week, and shopping at Powells I found:
Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBYjZTdrJlA
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