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    Kelces wrote: »
    You know, Google can be really weird sometimes...

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    So, um, what did Google tell you the largest planet in the world is? :D
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    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
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    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • Shunravi
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    Kelces wrote: »
    You know, Google can be really weird sometimes...

    ZRK2NGh.jpg

    So, um, what did Google tell you the largest planet in the world is? :D

    my answer would be something from a museum or art gallery. But im not google.
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  • Xendyn
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    Apparently yes. It's very rude to wish someone a good meal. I have half a mind :p

    Fixed that for you :p

    Does @Shunravi have the other half?
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  • Shunravi
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    UrQuan wrote: »
    Apparently yes. It's very rude to wish someone a good meal. I have half a mind :p

    Fixed that for you :p

    Does @Shunravi have the other half?

    *cloaks away*
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  • UrQuan
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    UrQuan wrote: »
    Apparently yes. It's very rude to wish someone a good meal. I have half a mind :p

    Fixed that for you :p

    Does @Shunravi have the other half?
    The worst thing is that the half I have isn't even mine. I lost that a long time ago. The one I have half of is one I got cheap off ebay. I think it might have been a factory reject :/
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    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • Xendyn
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    Xendyn wrote: »
    UrQuan wrote: »
    Apparently yes. It's very rude to wish someone a good meal. I have half a mind :p

    Fixed that for you :p

    Does @Shunravi have the other half?
    The worst thing is that the half I have isn't even mine. I lost that a long time ago. The one I have half of is one I got cheap off ebay. I think it might have been a factory reject :/

    Yeah, gotta be careful with that Ebay stuff :D
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
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  • UrQuan
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    UrQuan wrote: »
    Xendyn wrote: »
    UrQuan wrote: »
    Apparently yes. It's very rude to wish someone a good meal. I have half a mind :p

    Fixed that for you :p

    Does @Shunravi have the other half?
    The worst thing is that the half I have isn't even mine. I lost that a long time ago. The one I have half of is one I got cheap off ebay. I think it might have been a factory reject :/

    Yeah, gotta be careful with that Ebay stuff :D
    I have half a mind to try to return it :D
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    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • Kelces
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    So, um, what did Google tell you the largest planet in the world is? :D

    Don't know, I just tiped "largest planet in" and that moment the secound suggestion was "in the world". I didn't believe that screenshot, so I checked it out myself...I just laughed tears. :lol:
    You reveal yourself best in how you play.

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  • JD2013
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    Evening all!

    Just caught up with all the announcement yay for Thieves Guild!
    Sweetrolls for all!

    Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC

    PC Beta Tester January 2014

    Elder of The Black
    Order of Sithis
    The Runners

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    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • Xendyn
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    JD2013 wrote: »
    Evening all!

    Just caught up with all the announcement yay for Thieves Guild!

    You're going to need this now

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    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
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  • JD2013
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    JD2013 wrote: »
    Evening all!

    Just caught up with all the announcement yay for Thieves Guild!

    You're going to need this now

    PopcornCups.jpg

    Always need that! :wink:
    Sweetrolls for all!

    Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC

    PC Beta Tester January 2014

    Elder of The Black
    Order of Sithis
    The Runners

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    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • freespirit
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    To go with all that popcorn @JD2013 ......... :)

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    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
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    freespirit wrote: »
    To go with all that popcorn @JD2013 ......... :)

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    OMG look at them! LOOK AT ALL THE FLUFF!

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    Sweetrolls for all!

    Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC

    PC Beta Tester January 2014

    Elder of The Black
    Order of Sithis
    The Runners

    @TamrielTraverse - For Tamriel related Twitter shenanigans!
    https://tamrieltraveller.wordpress.com/

    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • Shunravi
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    I want one!
    This one has an eloquent and well thought out response to tha... Ooh sweetroll!
  • freespirit
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    How about this one?

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    You just know that dog is saying "Look at me Mum........ I'm so clever" :)
    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • Shunravi
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    freespirit wrote: »
    How about this one?

    33u60ya.jpg

    You just know that dog is saying "Look at me Mum........ I'm so clever" :)

    Kinda looks like what I've been doing on the forum today...
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  • UrQuan
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    Shunravi wrote: »
    freespirit wrote: »
    How about this one?

    33u60ya.jpg

    You just know that dog is saying "Look at me Mum........ I'm so clever" :)

    Kinda looks like what I've been doing on the forum today...
    @Shunravi getting down and dirty on the forums again... :D
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    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
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    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
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    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
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    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • Xendyn
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    So I was in the Imperial City sewers today, and this guy followed me home

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    His name is Widget
    I'm not sure if I should feed him...
    or even What I should feed him
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
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  • UrQuan
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    So I was in the Imperial City sewers today, and this guy followed me home

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    His name is Widget
    I'm not sure if I should feed him...
    or even What I should feed him
    As long as you don't feed him after midnight it'll be OK.
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    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • freespirit
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    And definitely don't get him wet.........

    Although this guy could probably be quite helpful.

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    There is a certain similarity too. :)
    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • Xendyn
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    freespirit wrote: »
    And definitely don't get him wet.........

    Although this guy could probably be quite helpful.

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    There is a certain similarity too. :)

    Hmmm yeh there is lol.
    Maybe I should rename him Spike.
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
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  • Xendyn
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    While wandering thru the Dev tracker I found this thread

    forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/241603/fps-drop-over-time#latest

    There is hope!
    please work
    please work
    please work

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    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
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  • Rastoric
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    Kelces wrote: »
    You know, Google can be really weird sometimes...

    ZRK2NGh.jpg

    So, um, what did Google tell you the largest planet in the world is? :D

    Earth (IPA: /ˈəː(ɹ)θ/, often referred to as the Earth, Terra, or Planet Earth) is the third planet in the solar system in terms of distance from the Sun, and the fifth largest. It is also the largest of its planetary system's terrestrial planets, making it the largest solid body in the solar system, and it is the only place in the universe known to support life. It is also the densest planet in the solar system. The widely accepted scientific theory states that the Earth was formed around 4.57 billion years ago[1] and its natural satellite, the Moon, was orbiting it shortly thereafter, around 4.53 billion years ago. It is the largest planet in the world.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Earth&oldid=85281232

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  • freespirit
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    So it's nearly 2am here.........

    Must be time for breakfast!!

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    Oh crap I am now drooling......

    Time to raid the fridge.
    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • WldKarde
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    That breakfast looks yummy @freespirit :)


    Been kinda quiet around these parts of late, How's everyone been?

    8 1/2 hours to freedom for me...then off to spend the weekend working on master angler. How come nobody told me fishing could be so lucrative? 100K easy a week for just drowning worms....yep I'll take it ;)

    Happy Friday all!
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  • UrQuan
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    freespirit wrote: »
    So it's nearly 2am here.........

    Must be time for breakfast!!

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    Oh crap I am now drooling......

    Time to raid the fridge.
    Aside from the black pudding and the mushrooms (it's hard to get black pudding in Canada, and most of my family just aren't really big on mushrooms) that looks like the standard Sunday breakfast/brunch I had growing up. Oh, and we always had bread fried up in the bacon fat too. Man, those breakfasts were fantastic.
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    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • JD2013
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    Now I really fancy a cooked breakfast . . . But for dinner . . .

    Brinner!

    Also, this thread has indeed been too quiet @wldkarde how is everyone?
    Sweetrolls for all!

    Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC

    PC Beta Tester January 2014

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    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • UrQuan
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    wldkarde wrote: »
    Been kinda quiet around these parts of late, How's everyone been?
    Sick. Bleh. It hasn't been a good week, but I'm doing better now. Just in time for the weekend! Hopefully this weekend will be better than last weekend, which was spent entirely on the couch and in bed, wishing I didn't feel too crappy to actually do anything!
    wldkarde wrote: »
    8 1/2 hours to freedom for me...then off to spend the weekend working on master angler. How come nobody told me fishing could be so lucrative? 100K easy a week for just drowning worms....yep I'll take it ;)

    Happy Friday all!
    Hmm, that reminds me, it's been a really long time since my guild last did a drunken fishing event. We're way overdue. This must be rectified.
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    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • Xendyn
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    I frequently have breakfast for dinner lol.

    @wldkarde gl on the fishing. I suppose I'' get it on my main someday. I just can't do it for very long. Like grinding, it puts me to sleep.
    And no, I have no one that is even slightly interested in spending hours on it with me lol.
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
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  • Xendyn
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    WOOT! A Trophy tab in Collections finally!
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
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