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WldKarde✭✭✭✭✭Thanks @newtinmpls for opening up the "safe" room once again
Grab some popcorn on your way in everyone
How's everyone been?
PC NACharacters formally known as Veteran 16:
Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
River Wldkarde18 Master Anglers so far"Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H0 -
JD2013✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭*ducks in thread for shelter*
Hi everybody!Sweetrolls for all!
Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC
PC Beta Tester January 2014
Elder of The Black
Order of Sithis
The Runners
@TamrielTraverse - For Tamriel related Twitter shenanigans!
https://tamrieltraveller.wordpress.com/
Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!0 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭I was gonna post something insightful and delightful
and mature
and
I had a really crappy day, so
Here is my childish immature image...
Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis3 -
bottleofsyrup✭✭✭✭✭
✭Can't build a new PC until next year, but does anybody know how I can make the game run better with an AMD FX-8320? I'm overclocked to 4.8 GHz but I'm still not happy with my game performance. Any UserSettings.txt configurations that would be better suited for an AMD CPU vs Intel?0 -
hamgatan✭✭✭✭✭CPU makes a bit of difference but ESO doesn't thread it's processes beyond single core anyway so GPU is really the only option to make things noticeably better.. software tweaks won't make a lot of difference.PC / NA - 1500 CPL50 Argonian MagTemplar PvE Healer (US/EP) "Smothers-With-Pillows"
L50 Argonian StamPlar PvE DPS/Solo (US/EP) "The Rusty Argonian Spade"
L50 Khajit StamPlar PvE DPS (US/EP) "Critteh Kitteh"
L50 Khajit MagDK PvE DPS 97k (US/EP) "Snowflake Crusher"
L50 Redguard StamDK PvE Tank (US/DC) "Rampant Rabbit"
L50 Dunmer MagDK PvE DPS (US/DC) "Deep Fried Bin Chicken"
L50 Altmer MagSorc PvE DPS (US/DC) "Acirrum" - The vMA/vvH Potato Sorc
L50 Orc StamSorc PvE DPS (US/AD) "Fraggle Proc"
L50 Altmer MagBlade PvE Healer (US/AD) "Never Goanna Heal You Up"
L20 Redguard StamBlade PvP Tank (US/AD) "Sneak Dogg"
L50 Breton MagWarden PvE Healer (US/EP) "Drunk-The-Koolaid"
L40 Orc StamDen PvE DPS (US/EP) "Fugly Betty"
L50 Breton MagCro PvE DPS (US/DC) "Ivanna Fakakakis"
L50 Redguard StamCro PvE DPS (US/DC) "Skeletons In The Closet"
L50 Dunmer Stam Arcanist PvE DPS 80k (US/EP) "Sends-The-Trout" - 1 Bar Oakensoul
L20 Nord Arcanist PvE Tank (US/EP) "Now Thats a Huge Witch"
Xbox One / NA - 360 CPL50 Altmer MagBlade (US/AD) "Cork Soaking"
L10 Argonian Templar (US/EP) "Makes-Me-Moist"
L10 Argonian MagDK (US/EP) "<Forced-Name-Change>"
L27 Altmer MagSorc (US/EP) "Sorcie McSorcface"
|GM - The Bin Chicken Alliance | Aussie Dragon Slayers | Aedra | The Skooma Emporium | The Bus | The Bounty Hunters Guild |1 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Found this in a master chest that ...um fell open... yeah that's right
It just fell open...sorta
Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0 -
JD2013✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭newtinmpls wrote: »Found this in a master chest that ...um fell open... yeah that's right
It just fell open...sorta
Fell open. Yessssss. I've picked up many treasures and things from drawers and wardrobes and chests that appear to just fling themselves open in my presence . . .Edited by JD2013 on August 9, 2016 6:09AMSweetrolls for all!
Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC
PC Beta Tester January 2014
Elder of The Black
Order of Sithis
The Runners
@TamrielTraverse - For Tamriel related Twitter shenanigans!
https://tamrieltraveller.wordpress.com/
Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!1 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭What nobody likes bad puns.....?Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0 -
WldKarde✭✭✭✭✭On the contrary....
It was INDEED, very punny
Sorry I couldn't resist
PC NACharacters formally known as Veteran 16:
Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
River Wldkarde18 Master Anglers so far"Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H3 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭I'm in a puppy mood today.....
Puppies of all ages....
More dogs in ESO!!
Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis1 -
WldKarde✭✭✭✭✭"What if I don't feel like learning new tricks?"
Couldn't agree more as an Old Dog myself.
But I've got to say that I've been breaking that rule of late...and ACTUALLY giving PvP a chance.
My newest character has spent most of her time in BWB and I can't believe how much fun I've been having. I just hope that I'll feel the same way once she graduates to the 50+ campaigns.
Fallen WldKarde...Thanks for showing me that sometimes the unknown can be a blast!
Though she's still driven by a Knucklehead...at least it's a Knucklehead who is learning the ropes at last
So what Outside of your comfort zone activities have the rest of you been up to?PC NACharacters formally known as Veteran 16:
Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
River Wldkarde18 Master Anglers so far"Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H1 -
P3ZZL3✭✭✭✭✭
✭I genuinely can't believe this thread is still going
How is everyone and what's been the biggest Drama since I left 10mth ago
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CP561 Breton | Jesus Beam Templar | Magicka Build Forever!
CP561 Naked Nord | Tanky DK | Stamigicka Build
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XDragonDoomX✭✭✭✭✭newtinmpls wrote: »Found this in a master chest that ...um fell open... yeah that's right
It just fell open...sorta
One of my favourite items..
"The quality of mercy is not strained;
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven"
William Shakespeare - The Merchant of Venice.
"Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”
(with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)
I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.
82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**0 -
Mojmir✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭XDragonDoomX wrote: »newtinmpls wrote: »Found this in a master chest that ...um fell open... yeah that's right
It just fell open...sorta
One of my favourite items..
"The quality of mercy is not strained;
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven"
William Shakespeare - The Merchant of Venice.
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The biggest drama is almost certainly ZOS' perceived handling of cheats and exploits following the Cheat Engine scandal. But there are probably a number of other contenders tooI genuinely can't believe this thread is still going
How is everyone and what's been the biggest Drama since I left 10mth ago UESP: The Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages - A collaborative source for all knowledge on the Elder Scrolls series since 1995
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JD2013✭✭✭✭✭
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The biggest drama is almost certainly ZOS' perceived handling of cheats and exploits following the Cheat Engine scandal. But there are probably a number of other contenders tooI genuinely can't believe this thread is still going
How is everyone and what's been the biggest Drama since I left 10mth ago
Let'd not forget grouping tool drama, bans drama, servers maintenance drama, servers going down at unscheduled times drama ...Sweetrolls for all!
Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC
PC Beta Tester January 2014
Elder of The Black
Order of Sithis
The Runners
@TamrielTraverse - For Tamriel related Twitter shenanigans!
https://tamrieltraveller.wordpress.com/
Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!0 -
ShirleyShine✭✭✭
2nd anniversary badge on 2/28/2016, 291 days in game, [ according to Raptor ] and I only find this thread now.
a haven of peace in this crazy place.
Started a Breton NB in AD, have only AD characters, all created after my main completed Gold.
My main goal was the Master Angler Achieve, but I get side tracked
Too much to do along the way.War....war never changes0 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭I'm working on Master Angler...sorta...but I have so many characters and don't really keep track of who fished where.
Is there a prize for being disorganized and well-meaning?Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis1 -
SantieClaws✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭newtinmpls wrote: »I'm working on Master Angler...sorta...but I have so many characters and don't really keep track of who fished where.
Is there a prize for being disorganized and well-meaning?
The addon - Rare Fish Tracker is your fishing friend
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
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✭✭✭✭✭SantieClaws wrote: »newtinmpls wrote: »I'm working on Master Angler...sorta...but I have so many characters and don't really keep track of who fished where.
Is there a prize for being disorganized and well-meaning?
The addon - Rare Fish Tracker is your fishing friend
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
Absolutely best addon for fishing purposes. If you see my fishing guide on youtube you can see I have the addon active. Shows up as a little box and you set if you want it to highlight the fish you need or the fish you have. Also divides it so you know if you're missing ocean fish or lake fish etc.Lone Wolf HelpFor the solo players who know, sometimes you just need a hand.PC | NA | AD-DC-EP | Discord0 -
ShirleyShine✭✭✭ makes me want to re-think not having any add-ons
I have these little lists reminding me where I found what fish, and it's guess work what water my missing fish are in
I've done pretty well, AD complete, one fish needed for Cyro, some Silver and Gold zones completed and not too many missing in unfinished zones lists.
My Nemesis is Coldharbour.
For some reason I start getting antsy in that cold blue light so I don't fish too long there, and I have to walk/swim across the water to find the jumping fish!
I just can't spot them easily.
War....war never changes0 -
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✭✭How the heel is this thread still going with some of the same peopleBeware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!0 -
JD2013✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Stovahkiin wrote: »How the heel is this thread still going with some of the same people
Popcorn sustains us Sweetrolls for all!
Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC
PC Beta Tester January 2014
Elder of The Black
Order of Sithis
The Runners
@TamrielTraverse - For Tamriel related Twitter shenanigans!
https://tamrieltraveller.wordpress.com/
Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!4 -
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✭✭<_< where can I get some of this "popcorn"Beware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!0 -
ZOS_DaryaKadminAlina_Scarbridge wrote: »Made me smile to see this thread pop up today
I'm not sure that was intentional, but I wanted you to know I saw what you did there and I appreciate it!
"popcorn" --- "pop up"
Maybe it's just me?
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Stovahkiin✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭When I saw that a ZOS person posted, I was so afraid it would say "this thread has been closed for managing to be completely off topic for more than a year."Edited by Stovahkiin on August 16, 2016 6:57PMBeware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!6 -
Lyrander✭✭✭confessions:
sometimes i come here, click a random page number and just start to read for a bit....
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JD2013✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭And down come the servers ...
Sweetrolls for all!
Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC
PC Beta Tester January 2014
Elder of The Black
Order of Sithis
The Runners
@TamrielTraverse - For Tamriel related Twitter shenanigans!
https://tamrieltraveller.wordpress.com/
Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!0
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