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What are some of the funniest player character names you've seen in ESO?

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SafiyerAmitora
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My personal favorites are: To-Poor-For-Bank-Space, Master of D Skies, Fuzzy Bubbles, and Sneaky Stabby Guy.

(My buddies whose alts are named here, you know who you are. Awesome names! ;o)
Legend || Mizery Records || Black Market Wares
Aeilith ~ AD L50 Khajiit magicka NB dps/max crafter (NA)
Naraiya ~ AD L50 Altmer magicka Sorc dps (NA)
Dont Die Like I Did ~ DC L50 Khajiit magicka Templar heals (NA)
Bring The Pain ~ AD L50 Dunmer magicka DK tank (NA)
An Achílles Heal ~ AD L50 Breton magicka Templar heals (NA)
One Two Gank A Few ~ EP L50 Bosmer stam NB dps (NA)
Your Lást Mistáke ~ DC L50 Altmer magicka NB dps (NA)
Rekts All Noobs ~ DC L50 Redguard stam DK dps (NA)
Reaper of Salt ~ EP L50 Khajiit stam Sorc dps
The Réktoning ~ AD L8 Dunmer magicka DK dps
Avaraiya ~ AD L25 Altmer magicka Warden tank
Nafatiri ~ EP L24 Argonian magicka Warden heals
Once Upon An OP Magden ~ EP L3 Altmer magicka Warden dps (NA)
Updated: 08/01/2018
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759 Champion Points || ESO Member since Apr 2014
  • BlackEar
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    Most of them are probably Argonian names.

    Bjorn Blackbear - Master Angler - Collector - Black Market Mogul - Ebonheart Pact - Exterminatus - EU.

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  • yodased
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    I really lol'ed when I saw Super Sayin Jesus. Also Pancake Tragedy is epic, a really good player too. There are a bunch of creative names out there.
    Tl;dr really weigh the fun you have in game vs the business practices you are supporting.
  • starkerealm
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    Heals-With-Stick comes to mind off hand. I know I've seen funnier ones, but nothing's coming to mind.
  • Nestor
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    I have seen quite a few player names that made me chuckle. Just can't remember any now.

    I do have one mule character, a Nord, names Lars Leefmulcher

    I have another mule named Crafter Collector, but that is descriptive, not funny
    Enjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.

    PakKat "Everything was going well, until I died"
    Gary Gravestink "I am glad you died, I needed the help"

  • Ocelo
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    I don't know if it counts but I have a character with the name Eats-Many-Flies. c:
    A solo player that doesn't mind some help.
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    • Ocelo - Khajiit Templar - V14
    • Eats-Many-Flies- Argonian Nightblade - Lvl 11
    • Janah Alghurab - Redguard Sorcerer - Lvl 4
    • Urok gro-Gargush - Orsimer Dragonkknight - Lvl 3
    • Ulfgard Arm-Crusher - Nord Templar - Mule
  • vovus69
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    I saw the guy/gal Eat less calories :)
    "If I'll need your opinion, I'll give one to you" - Rivenspire
  • Majic
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    For some reason, "Mule of Nobankspacea" sticks with me, even though silly mule names are hardly unusual.

    Still, it has a ring to it. :D
    Epopt Of The Everspinning Logo, Church Of The Eternal Loading Screen
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  • Makkir
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    I saw a guy named See U Next Tuesday or something close to that.
  • Theosis
    Theosis
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    He of Man riding a senche this morning
    This is were my signature would be if I was allowed one.
  • Robbmrp
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    My son has a character named Captain Cheese Waffles....
    NA Server - Kildair
  • AllPlayAndNoWork
    AllPlayAndNoWork
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    A mate of mine was ganked by someone called Susan.
  • deathmasterl_ESO
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    One of the best and oddest is Ex Girlfriend.

    Another if I remeber correctly is Might be your Dad the chats in zone that I've seen with him have had me laughing so much it hurt.
    Saevus Messor Imperial Dragonknight Vr14 Aldmeri Dominion
    Talia Spiritus Imperial Nightblade Lv17 Aldmeri Dominion
    Naomi Athael Altmer Sorcerer Lv8 Aldmeri Dominion
    Nyanta Raimanni Khajiit Templar Lv4 Aldmeri Dominion
    Sina Nightwind Bosmer Dragonknight Lv4 Aldmeri Dominion
    Leader of the 1st Infiltration and Scouting Division
    Master Weapon and Armor Crafter
  • Eliteseraph
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    Saw two argonian names I thought were funny:

    "Trolls-in-General"

    and

    "Steals-from-Barrels"
    "What a sad world we live in, where politeness is mistaken for weakness." - Usagi Yojimbo
  • Fizzlewizzle
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    An Argonian Nightblade named Peeks Through Windows.
    Mending-The-Wounded, Aldmeri Dominion, Templar.
  • dafox187
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    poops - in - shoes

    don't get mad at my spelling, autocorrect doesn't cover fantasy.
    Why couldn't the Khajiit go to the party? She had to be Elsweyr.
  • DHale
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    no name elf, love him or hate him he is certainly not anon. I say false advertisement and I want my AP back.
    Sorcerna, proud beta sorc. RIP April 2014 to May 31 2016 DArk Brotherhood. Out of retirement for negates and encases. Sorcerna will be going back into retirement to be my main crafter Fall 2018. Because an 8 k shield is f ing useless. Died because of baddies on the forum. Too much qq too little pew pew. 16 AD 2 DC. 0 EP cause they bad, CP 2300 plus 18 level 50 toons. NA, PC, Grey Host#SORCLIVESMATTER actually they don’t or they wouldn’t keep getting nerfed constantly.
  • SafiyerAmitora
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    Ocelo wrote: »
    I don't know if it counts but I have a character with the name Eats-Many-Flies. c:

    Haha. :) One of my char's names is Dont Die Like I Did. ;D
    Legend || Mizery Records || Black Market Wares
    Aeilith ~ AD L50 Khajiit magicka NB dps/max crafter (NA)
    Naraiya ~ AD L50 Altmer magicka Sorc dps (NA)
    Dont Die Like I Did ~ DC L50 Khajiit magicka Templar heals (NA)
    Bring The Pain ~ AD L50 Dunmer magicka DK tank (NA)
    An Achílles Heal ~ AD L50 Breton magicka Templar heals (NA)
    One Two Gank A Few ~ EP L50 Bosmer stam NB dps (NA)
    Your Lást Mistáke ~ DC L50 Altmer magicka NB dps (NA)
    Rekts All Noobs ~ DC L50 Redguard stam DK dps (NA)
    Reaper of Salt ~ EP L50 Khajiit stam Sorc dps
    The Réktoning ~ AD L8 Dunmer magicka DK dps
    Avaraiya ~ AD L25 Altmer magicka Warden tank
    Nafatiri ~ EP L24 Argonian magicka Warden heals
    Once Upon An OP Magden ~ EP L3 Altmer magicka Warden dps (NA)
    Updated: 08/01/2018
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    759 Champion Points || ESO Member since Apr 2014
  • Jakhajay
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    Our guild was derping out at the dye station a while back when who should walk past but a guy called Balzar Danglin...

    We still crack up about him XD
    Sh'ira - One Eyed Tihm - Do'Mazar - Dar'Sol - Hazzahn - J'darr Sun-Arrow - Bishabi -J'manna - Narim Tollana - Abijah-Ra - Idhassi-Ko - Kajhe the Salty - Ti'lani - Sabhan-Dar - Palamai
    JakhajayAlt: Azala-Do - Saahni the Ohmes - S'aolla of the Darks - Zashima-La Ako'Zhajiit - Lo'Mai-Dro - Taheh-Do - Hrrula - Hatamira - Da'lai

    Shield Anvil - Trake's Talons
    Knight Praefect - Knights of the Steel Claw

    All Khajiit, All the time!
    For Elsweyr and her people!
  • Dekkameron
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    I saw this person earlier..

    rDhonPy.jpg
    - Veteran Combat Librarian -
  • Sylvyr
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    A skinny black khajiit with dreadlocks named "Skoomahead"

    Badge: Wall-of-Text GRANDMASTER

    PvP: Patch Vs. Player

    ZoSence (n.):
    1) What is reasonable or comprehensive using ZoS logic. "That makes ZoSense"
    2) Making zero sense. "That makes ZoSense"
  • Jules
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    Little bow deeps
    JULES | PC NA | ADAMANT

    IGN- @Juies || Youtube || Twitch
    EP - Julianos . Jules . Family Jules . Jules of Misrule. Joy
    DC - Julsie . Jules . Jukes . Jojuji . Juliet . Jaded
    AD - Juice . Jubaited . Joules . Julmanji . Julogy . Jubroni . Ju Jitsu



    Rest in Peace G ♥ & Yi ♥
    Viva La Aristocracy
  • Erynyes
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    Lusty argonian maid is my favorite
    PC NA
    Sword Lhasa magplar
    Dinin Freth magDk
    Shri'Neerune magblade
  • IcyDeadPeople
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    Some of my favorites:

    Holds-Many-Things
    Picks-Up-Too-Much
    Tokage-Man
    Can-See-Straight
    A Normal Bosmer man
    (Video) "The Arsonist" - Ganking with Magicka Dragonknight
  • Dekkameron
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    IcyDeadPeople wrote: »
    A Normal Bosmer man

    That guys famous today lol
    - Veteran Combat Librarian -
  • jnjdun_ESO
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    Jakhajay wrote: »
    Our guild was derping out at the dye station a while back when who should walk past but a guy called Balzar Danglin...

    We still crack up about him XD

    That name brought a little tear of joy to the corner of my eye.
    Giggle Purrz'Pantz Khajiit Templar
    Fuzzy Jenna'Tullz Khajiit DK
    Eileen U'Lickette Bosmer Sorc
    Ginny Fleasly Khajiit NB
    Jenny Tull'Whortz Bosmer baby NB
  • drallar
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    In a moment of Nostalgia I named one of bank alts Dragoon Zytl.
  • traigusb14_ESO2
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    drallar wrote: »
    In a moment of Nostalgia I named one of bank alts Dragoon Zytl.

    I have seen many of the Dragoons around since beta.

    I have also seen my nemesis Dorn B`Dynn!
  • Thelon
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    Swims-but-Drowns
  • Ffastyl
    Ffastyl
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    Claps-with-Hands
    "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."

    PC NA
    Daggerfall Covenant
    Ffastyl - Level 50 Templar
    Arturus Amitis - Level 50 Nightblade
    Sulac the Wanderer - Level 50 Dragonknight
    Arcturus Leland - Level 50 Sorcerer
    Azrog rus-Oliphet - Level 50 Templar
    Tienc - Level 50 Warden
    Aldmeri Dominion
    Ashen Willow Knight - Level 50 Templar
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    Member since May 4th, 2014.
  • ssiebentub17_ESO
    ssiebentub17_ESO
    Soul Shriven
    DK named Tank Sinatra and a night blade named bowjob
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