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Why can't I kill cats?
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CheesyDaedra✭✭✭Does it overly purr when Razum-dar is on screen @DaedricCheese ?
Strangely yes, i'm starting to wonder in which side he truly is ._.Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick, it's a very delicate state of mind.3 -
Raash✭✭✭✭DaedricCheese wrote: »My cat is on my lap right now.
...i mean, i don't think he would like to see me killing his brethren
You dont havto slay cats, but why not let us who want to? Sounds a bit selfish?2 -
CheesyDaedra✭✭✭DaedricCheese wrote: »My cat is on my lap right now.
...i mean, i don't think he would like to see me killing his brethren
You dont havto slay cats, but why not let us who want to? Sounds a bit selfish?
Oh wait you're serious aren't you?
Well, maybe they should be killable with the Justice System update (and may as well make the bounty for killing each 9999999g).Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick, it's a very delicate state of mind.2 -
Raash✭✭✭✭DaedricCheese wrote: »DaedricCheese wrote: »My cat is on my lap right now.
...i mean, i don't think he would like to see me killing his brethren
You dont havto slay cats, but why not let us who want to? Sounds a bit selfish?
Oh wait you're serious aren't you?
Well, maybe they should be killable with the Justice System update (and may as well make the bounty for killing each 9999999g).
Ofc im serious, there is very little difference between a cat and a mudcrab really.I dont see why cat & dogs couldnt be part of cooking & alchemy recepies etc. Would make sense really.3 -
Araflin✭✭✭Mudcrabs probably taste better and much less like chicken. (RL fact, Yes, Cats do taste a bit like chicken).Edited by Araflin on August 9, 2014 5:44PM" Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those Nirnroot stop screaming, won't you?"1 -
Araflin✭✭✭A strangely Buddhist-like belief for a predator don't you think?" Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those Nirnroot stop screaming, won't you?"0
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Araflin✭✭✭So, @bosmern_ESO you simply object to the post because of my use of phrasing? It's applicable, in lore, shows I am not ignorant of past games in TES franchise.
I fail to see your objection more than "I heard this song too many times on the radio, therefore its popular, therefore I do not like it". It's an Emo stance at best.
" Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those Nirnroot stop screaming, won't you?"0 -
Araflin✭✭✭Khajiit. Know your enemy. Spell him properly!
(I use "him" as the standard OED use of English defers an unknown gender to the male).Edited by Araflin on August 9, 2014 6:17PM" Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those Nirnroot stop screaming, won't you?"0 -
demonlkojipub19_ESO✭✭✭✭✭Same reason why there are no children in ESO; Real World Politics.
And, a friendly mod will come tell us not to talk about it. Hush hush taboo.
I like cats so I wouldn't kill them even If I had the option to. I'd kill the dogs tho. But they would need to drop dog meat so I can cook them up and get some HP out of them.Edited by demonlkojipub19_ESO on August 9, 2014 6:18PM1 -
Zorrashi✭✭✭✭✭Because those cats may be khajiit? I'm pretty sure that's why its illegal for anyone in the AD to kill one.1 -
isengrimb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭Royalroacho wrote: »I noticed this too. I dont personally have a hankering for cat murder, but sympathize with those do. I kill alot of monkeys in this game. Stupid poop slinging banana jockeys.
Maybe you can't kill them cuz theyre Khajiit-
"Alfiq
A quadrupedal form of Khajiit, the Alfiq is, in many respects, similar to a common housecat. Although diminutive in form, the Alfiq retain the keen intelligence of the Khajiiti, having the ability to understand the spoken word of others, although unable to respond. It is possible that they can cast spells; see Mixed Unit Tactics for more on this subject."
Also, I occasionally think about how my pet cat will probably gorge on my corpse if I die in my house. What can you do? I only hope I provide her with adequate sustenance before my body is discovered.
Well, I'd rather have my cat eat me, than have fellow humans pee on my corpse because of my pale skin.
The only reason my cat would eat me, is because she ran out of cat food, and then I can't blame her for acquiring whatever food is at hand for to survive.
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isengrimb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭DaedricCheese wrote: »DaedricCheese wrote: »My cat is on my lap right now.
...i mean, i don't think he would like to see me killing his brethren
You dont havto slay cats, but why not let us who want to? Sounds a bit selfish?
Oh wait you're serious aren't you?
Well, maybe they should be killable with the Justice System update (and may as well make the bounty for killing each 9999999g).
Ofc im serious, there is very little difference between a cat and a mudcrab really.I dont see why cat & dogs couldnt be part of cooking & alchemy recepies etc. Would make sense really.
So you won't mind if I put arrows in child arse for my own amusement? And yeah, they should drop cookable meat, too, like dogs.
Some people do eat dogs - and some people still do eat other people, prion disease be damned.
[Moderator Note: Edited per our rules on Inappropriate Content]
Edited by ZOS_ShannonM on August 9, 2014 9:19PM1 -
Araflin✭✭✭You never noticed her looking at you and licking her lips as you go to bed? Just biding their time.
P.S. Nothing wrong with a dungeon tan.Edited by Araflin on August 9, 2014 6:21PM" Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those Nirnroot stop screaming, won't you?"1 -
dafraorb16_ESO✭✭✭WAIT cats can't be killed because are Khajiit cub but lizards that are Argonians babies can be killed.0 -
RedMiniStapler✭✭✭dafraorb16_ESO wrote: »WAIT cats can't be killed because are Khajiit cub but lizards that are Argonians babies can be killed.
Is there anyone who actually care about argonians?1 -
zhevon✭✭✭✭
yep ... they could be Kajiit - of any age; in fact before I entirely understood you could willlfully loot every container in town I would worry that they might know and report you.reagen_lionel wrote: »Because those cats can be a khajits little brother/sister somewhere.
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✭smeeprocketnub19_ESO wrote: »isengrimb16_ESO wrote: »Let's just say, I'll be happy to let you shoot cats, if they add annoying brat kids that I can shoot, too.
Oh, I'm not cruel to children IRl, either, but I wouldn't mind the outlet for anti-PC rage (can't smoke across the street from an empty park because it has kiddie stuff in it? And I have to pay $13 a pack because of weenies and their weenism? Phwagh).
Gimme cats any day, no one forces PC garbage down my throat over cats.
Lemme put arrows in kids to *** off the anti-birth control/human feelings worshiper crowd, just as putting arrows into cats would put PETA panties in a twist.
omg I was talking in another thread about how I wanted them to add killable children NPCs too.
Not cats though, or dogs. Animals are wonderful.
But virtual death to all cyber children please.
How very progressive and liberal of you.0 -
Araflin✭✭✭Hey, if you played Morrowind, Oblivion, or Skyrim... if you stole... sometimes... guards would see you through 40' of rock, in a basement from one town away!
And again... It's Khajiit. give your enemy some respect
" Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those Nirnroot stop screaming, won't you?"1 -
Araflin✭✭✭As for Argonians I refer you to the popular Seekers song:
I'm a daughter of a digger,
Who sought the mother load.
The girl became a women,
On the long and dusty road.
I'm a child of the depression.
I saw the good time come.
I'm a bushy I'm a battler.
I am Argonian!
We are one,
But we are many.
And from all the lands on earth we come.
We'll share a dream,
And sing with one voice,
I am, you are, we are Argonian!
" Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those Nirnroot stop screaming, won't you?"1 -
Raash✭✭✭✭isengrimb16_ESO wrote: »DaedricCheese wrote: »DaedricCheese wrote: »My cat is on my lap right now.
...i mean, i don't think he would like to see me killing his brethren
You dont havto slay cats, but why not let us who want to? Sounds a bit selfish?
Oh wait you're serious aren't you?
Well, maybe they should be killable with the Justice System update (and may as well make the bounty for killing each 9999999g).
Ofc im serious, there is very little difference between a cat and a mudcrab really.I dont see why cat & dogs couldnt be part of cooking & alchemy recepies etc. Would make sense really.
So you won't mind if I put arrows in child arse for my own amusement? And yeah, they should drop cookable meat, too, like dogs.
Some people do eat dogs - and some people still do eat other people, prion disease be damned. That's just a "white lie" designed to control the little people, dontcha know. Taboos against eating humans is just a christian missionary BS thing, after all, forcing values on those who didn't ask for them and all that.
I'm all for keeping missionaries out of third world countries, and am for keeping British ways out of non-British countries; but I -do- resent non-British trying to impose non-British ways on British-heritage countries. Except Canadian Natives, there's treaties still extant regarding their rights, just ask our Supreme Court about their claims.
That was an interesting plot twist, I didnt see that one comming thats for sure!
I was under the impression we where discussing cat npc´s here, I suspect you are in the wrong thread.
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isengrimb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭smeeprocketnub19_ESO wrote: »isengrimb16_ESO wrote: »Let's just say, I'll be happy to let you shoot cats, if they add annoying brat kids that I can shoot, too.
Oh, I'm not cruel to children IRl, either, but I wouldn't mind the outlet for anti-PC rage (can't smoke across the street from an empty park because it has kiddie stuff in it? And I have to pay $13 a pack because of weenies and their weenism? Phwagh).
Gimme cats any day, no one forces PC garbage down my throat over cats.
Lemme put arrows in kids to *** off the anti-birth control/human feelings worshiper crowd, just as putting arrows into cats would put PETA panties in a twist.
omg I was talking in another thread about how I wanted them to add killable children NPCs too.
Not cats though, or dogs. Animals are wonderful.
But virtual death to all cyber children please.
How very progressive and liberal of you.
Progressive liberals only approve of child kiling when it involves Redguards; they do not care about Nord kids... I doubt they care about Khajit or Argonian kids, too. They'd prolly drown a litter of Khajit ("for population control") while telling Redguard all about how bad birth control is.
I gave some Nord kid a house in Windhelm, coz I didn't think she should be sleeping on the street in the snow (Skyrim). Yeah, I know, it should have been a Redguard kid, but I don't remember seeing any.
Edited by isengrimb16_ESO on August 9, 2014 6:47PM2 -
Kypho✭✭✭✭DaedricCheese wrote: »DaedricCheese wrote: »My cat is on my lap right now.
...i mean, i don't think he would like to see me killing his brethren
You dont havto slay cats, but why not let us who want to? Sounds a bit selfish?
Oh wait you're serious aren't you?
Well, maybe they should be killable with the Justice System update (and may as well make the bounty for killing each 9999999g).
Ofc im serious, there is very little difference between a cat and a mudcrab really.I dont see why cat & dogs couldnt be part of cooking & alchemy recepies etc. Would make sense really.
LOL funny. Cat and Dog ... if you dont see a difference between them and a mudcrab, then you are Asian or need to see a doctor. In ES Cat and Dog arent there for food. Mudcrab yes.... And well. they have owners, so you should get killed before they get lower than 2 pts health.
I would like if they would allow me to kill you and eat your liver, because why not? you arent much different than a pig, or horse, or any other animal. Its true, just open yourself and see.isengrimb16_ESO wrote: »DaedricCheese wrote: »DaedricCheese wrote: »My cat is on my lap right now.
...i mean, i don't think he would like to see me killing his brethren
You dont havto slay cats, but why not let us who want to? Sounds a bit selfish?
Oh wait you're serious aren't you?
Well, maybe they should be killable with the Justice System update (and may as well make the bounty for killing each 9999999g).
Ofc im serious, there is very little difference between a cat and a mudcrab really.I dont see why cat & dogs couldnt be part of cooking & alchemy recepies etc. Would make sense really.
So you won't mind if I put arrows in child arse for my own amusement? And yeah, they should drop cookable meat, too, like dogs.
Some people do eat dogs - and some people still do eat other people, prion disease be damned. That's just a "white lie" designed to control the little people, dontcha know. Taboos against eating humans is just a christian missionary BS thing, after all, forcing values on those who didn't ask for them and all that.
I'm all for keeping missionaries out of third world countries, and am for keeping British ways out of non-British countries; but I -do- resent non-British trying to impose non-British ways on British-heritage countries. Except Canadian Natives, there's treaties still extant regarding their rights, just ask our Supreme Court about their claims.
That was an interesting plot twist, I didnt see that one comming thats for sure!
I was under the impression we where discussing cat npc´s here, I suspect you are in the wrong thread.
Cats have owners, you cant kill em. why? because owner cant kill you for molesting the cat. discussion over?1 -
aipex8_ESO✭✭✭✭✭DaedricCheese wrote: »DaedricCheese wrote: »My cat is on my lap right now.
...i mean, i don't think he would like to see me killing his brethren
You dont havto slay cats, but why not let us who want to? Sounds a bit selfish?
Oh wait you're serious aren't you?
Well, maybe they should be killable with the Justice System update (and may as well make the bounty for killing each 9999999g).
Ofc im serious, there is very little difference between a cat and a mudcrab really.I dont see why cat & dogs couldnt be part of cooking & alchemy recepies etc. Would make sense really.
Because most people's RL cats and dogs are important members of their family and seeing people running around killing them in game would be just as distasteful as seeing people running around killing children. RL crabs are something you eat at the sea food restaurant. Pretty simple really. As a cat lover I'd like to thank ZOS for that!2 -
Araflin✭✭✭isengrimb16_ESO wrote: »Yeah, I know, it should have been a Redguard kid, but I don't remember seeing any.
That's cos they are like pigeons. They are born then they appear like Sai Sahan with a bald head and masterful beard with scarred chest as armour.
" Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those Nirnroot stop screaming, won't you?"0 -
isengrimb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭isengrimb16_ESO wrote: »DaedricCheese wrote: »DaedricCheese wrote: »My cat is on my lap right now.
...i mean, i don't think he would like to see me killing his brethren
You dont havto slay cats, but why not let us who want to? Sounds a bit selfish?
Oh wait you're serious aren't you?
Well, maybe they should be killable with the Justice System update (and may as well make the bounty for killing each 9999999g).
Ofc im serious, there is very little difference between a cat and a mudcrab really.I dont see why cat & dogs couldnt be part of cooking & alchemy recepies etc. Would make sense really.
So you won't mind if I put arrows in child arse for my own amusement? And yeah, they should drop cookable meat, too, like dogs.
Some people do eat dogs - and some people still do eat other people, prion disease be damned. That's just a "white lie" designed to control the little people, dontcha know. Taboos against eating humans is just a christian missionary BS thing, after all, forcing values on those who didn't ask for them and all that.
I'm all for keeping missionaries out of third world countries, and am for keeping British ways out of non-British countries; but I -do- resent non-British trying to impose non-British ways on British-heritage countries. Except Canadian Natives, there's treaties still extant regarding their rights, just ask our Supreme Court about their claims.
That was an interesting plot twist, I didnt see that one comming thats for sure!
I was under the impression we where discussing cat npc´s here, I suspect you are in the wrong thread.
Well, Khajiit and Argonians appear to be the only native peoples of Tamriel (and the FOXES, too, where is my playable fox?) - and well, being a native-lover ... I want a fox to go with my argonians and Khajiit.
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dafraorb16_ESO✭✭✭DaedricCheese wrote: »DaedricCheese wrote: »My cat is on my lap right now.
...i mean, i don't think he would like to see me killing his brethren
You dont havto slay cats, but why not let us who want to? Sounds a bit selfish?
Oh wait you're serious aren't you?
Well, maybe they should be killable with the Justice System update (and may as well make the bounty for killing each 9999999g).
Ofc im serious, there is very little difference between a cat and a mudcrab really.I dont see why cat & dogs couldnt be part of cooking & alchemy recepies etc. Would make sense really.
LOL funny. Cat and Dog ... if you dont see a difference between them and a mudcrab, then you are Asian or need to see a doctor. In ES Cat and Dog arent there for food. Mudcrab yes.... And well. they have owners, so you should get killed before they get lower than 2 pts health.
I would like if they would allow me to kill you and eat your liver, because why not? you arent much different than a pig, or horse, or any other animal. Its true, just open yourself and see.
New potion from you is to turn into zombie for 30 min maybe? that would be fun.
We can already able to kill humans.But can't kill cats and dogs because this world is full of specials snowflakes
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