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You Know You've Been Playing ESO Too Much When...
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Oh_Skrivva✭✭✭You know you played to much eso when you start calling your paychecks "quest rewards".Costco member
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✭✭✭✭When you see a group of teenagers and think "there's a zerg"Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis11 -
kayPOW✭✭✭You hear in game sounds throughout the day.
And I mean I question whether someone has it as their ringtone, that's how clear it is.
Except no-one else at my work plays ESO...
✨🫖 (This is my old Signature, but I can't bring myself to change it! I'm now mainly PC/EU Templar Khajiit and run the Insani-tea Party Guild.)🫖✨
Lestari / Dunmer / EP / Xbox One - kayPOW / EU
Dragonknight DPS - Magicka - Vampire // Bite : Available / On Cooldown //
Guild : [ADMIN] Charitable Crafting Co-op <- Everything is FREE NO CATCH!
I like to play games and drink tea. I sure love the T.5 -
natewook✭✭✭when you see a wild flower and and instantly think of picking them for potions.
or when you look at a dandelion and you think you hear the ringing sound of the nirnroot.
or catch you self humming an bard song, especially red diamond.sometimes I'll take subjects to far and ask for an arm, leg and maybe an eye, please be patent with me.
remember this thread people: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/193736/should-eso-turn-up-the-heat-aka-gore-revisited/p1
necromancer? why I've neve- I would never do such a thing! XD4 -
Totalitarian✭✭✭✭✭When you have a dream that at your college, you find so much raw Void Bloom that your pockets are completely stuffed and you can't carry any more, because your pockets are bulging from Void Bloom.PC NA CP 531+
Aedric Fury Sits Around Doing Nothing
Sola Auroron Magicka Templar
Lunaria Chimeri Magicka Dragonknight
The Chosen of the Storm Stamina Sorcerer
Ward-Scales Magicka Nightblade
Sanctius Luxen Stamina Templar
Nerwaye Auroron Magicka Sorcerer
Warden Vyrkyl Stamina Dragonknight
The Ninth Adventurer Stamina Nightblade
Magna-Sola Magicka Templar
The Celestial Lady Magicka Templar
Read their adventures!
The Celestial Lady0 -
Spiderg1rl✭✭✭When your out and about and hear really load footsteps and look everywhere for a corner to hide in from the banner man.
Also how your husband waits till your current battle has passed before walking past the tv or asking a question.5 -
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✭✭✭✭When you have to buy a new razor naga gamer mouse because you wore out the buttons on the old one.Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis6 -
a.skelton92✭✭✭When hello it is for sometime after goodbye laughs and left pizza before october. Yeah no brothers liking though hookers not all bad! Haha.Anyone else experienced this?0
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kayPOW✭✭✭a.skelton92 wrote: »When hello it is for sometime after goodbye laughs and left pizza before october. Yeah no brothers liking though hookers not all bad! Haha.Anyone else experienced this?
I don't understand..
✨🫖 (This is my old Signature, but I can't bring myself to change it! I'm now mainly PC/EU Templar Khajiit and run the Insani-tea Party Guild.)🫖✨
Lestari / Dunmer / EP / Xbox One - kayPOW / EU
Dragonknight DPS - Magicka - Vampire // Bite : Available / On Cooldown //
Guild : [ADMIN] Charitable Crafting Co-op <- Everything is FREE NO CATCH!
I like to play games and drink tea. I sure love the T.4 -
a.skelton92✭✭✭a.skelton92 wrote: »When hello it is for sometime after goodbye laughs and left pizza before october. Yeah no brothers liking though hookers not all bad! Haha.Anyone else experienced this?
I don't understand..
Why oh not really?0 -
kayPOW✭✭✭a.skelton92 wrote: »a.skelton92 wrote: »When hello it is for sometime after goodbye laughs and left pizza before october. Yeah no brothers liking though hookers not all bad! Haha.Anyone else experienced this?
I don't understand..
Why oh not really?
I'm really confused. But that isn't hard to do, I'm easily confused haha!
Is English not your main language, or are you speaking a new internet language I haven't yet come across? A lot of the words are muddled.. could be google translate messing with me I guess!
I don't mean this in a nasty way, I'm just curious!
✨🫖 (This is my old Signature, but I can't bring myself to change it! I'm now mainly PC/EU Templar Khajiit and run the Insani-tea Party Guild.)🫖✨
Lestari / Dunmer / EP / Xbox One - kayPOW / EU
Dragonknight DPS - Magicka - Vampire // Bite : Available / On Cooldown //
Guild : [ADMIN] Charitable Crafting Co-op <- Everything is FREE NO CATCH!
I like to play games and drink tea. I sure love the T.3 -
Marrtha✭✭✭✭a.skelton92 wrote: »a.skelton92 wrote: »When hello it is for sometime after goodbye laughs and left pizza before october. Yeah no brothers liking though hookers not all bad! Haha.Anyone else experienced this?
I don't understand..
Why oh not really?
I'm really confused. But that isn't hard to do, I'm easily confused haha!
Is English not your main language, or are you speaking a new internet language I haven't yet come across? A lot of the words are muddled.. could be google translate messing with me I guess!
I don't mean this in a nasty way, I'm just curious!
It's a troll.Use @Marrtha when replying!1 -
kayPOW✭✭✭a.skelton92 wrote: »a.skelton92 wrote: »When hello it is for sometime after goodbye laughs and left pizza before october. Yeah no brothers liking though hookers not all bad! Haha.Anyone else experienced this?
I don't understand..
Why oh not really?
I'm really confused. But that isn't hard to do, I'm easily confused haha!
Is English not your main language, or are you speaking a new internet language I haven't yet come across? A lot of the words are muddled.. could be google translate messing with me I guess!
I don't mean this in a nasty way, I'm just curious!
It's a troll.
Ah, I am not on the internet much these days as I am far to busy with my Job and Xbox so I'm completely out of the loop on troll shenanigans now. :')
✨🫖 (This is my old Signature, but I can't bring myself to change it! I'm now mainly PC/EU Templar Khajiit and run the Insani-tea Party Guild.)🫖✨
Lestari / Dunmer / EP / Xbox One - kayPOW / EU
Dragonknight DPS - Magicka - Vampire // Bite : Available / On Cooldown //
Guild : [ADMIN] Charitable Crafting Co-op <- Everything is FREE NO CATCH!
I like to play games and drink tea. I sure love the T.3 -
Marrtha✭✭✭✭a.skelton92 wrote: »a.skelton92 wrote: »When hello it is for sometime after goodbye laughs and left pizza before october. Yeah no brothers liking though hookers not all bad! Haha.Anyone else experienced this?
I don't understand..
Why oh not really?
I'm really confused. But that isn't hard to do, I'm easily confused haha!
Is English not your main language, or are you speaking a new internet language I haven't yet come across? A lot of the words are muddled.. could be google translate messing with me I guess!
I don't mean this in a nasty way, I'm just curious!
It's a troll.
Ah, I am not on the internet much these days as I am far to busy with my Job and Xbox so I'm completely out of the loop on troll shenanigans now. :')
Well, you said it yourself, shenanigans.. Too obvious
hope it helps in the future 
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✭✭✭✭Saw violet asters out of the corner of my eye and my first thought was:
BuglossTenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis2 -
Jorva✭✭You know you played too much ESO when you requested for a storage upgrade at your local bank.Jorvo StormwolfEbonheart PactPC Platform4 -
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✭✭✭✭Waiting at a stopsign the other day, looked at a car across the street and thought "Wyrd Tree Green....hmmm that driver must be at least halfway through the first zone of DC"Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis1 -
PrinceBoru✭✭✭✭When I was standing in a pharmacy and could not find the amount of stamina in Robitussin.It ain't easy being green.1 -
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✭✭✭✭PrinceBoru wrote: »When I was standing in a pharmacy and could not find the amount of stamina in Robitussin.
Lauging out loud - unfortuantly I'm still at work - ooppsTenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis4 -
SatanicSister✭✭✭When you keep on wishing that you could earn money as easy as you can in ESO...
(haven't been able to go to work for a month at least due to trigeminal neuralgia)"If we are going to play the waiting game, the guy who has been around for 10000 years is going to win."5 -
Vanady✭✭✭When you write ESO in front of everything on Google.Guilds: Hodor / Aurora Avalonis / Exterminatus / Ghost & Goblins
@ VanaEvr (EU PC EP)
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When your driving through town at night see a spotlight in the sky & instantly drop what your doing thinking "OMG A SKYSHARD!!!"7 -
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✭✭When you get light divines Engine Guardian head and shoulder. At that point I will consider the game as completed and turn it off forever without even trying the set out. No I won't, c'mon ZOS let us trade in Laurels for gear!PC EU1 -
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✭✭✭✭TheDreadFather wrote: »When your driving through town at night see a spotlight in the sky & instantly drop what your doing thinking "OMG A SKYSHARD!!!"
Holy cow, I just did that on my way home from the ....<shudder> mall the other day.Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis2 -
Syntse✭✭✭✭✭You know you've been into ESO too much when you know there's already much larger thread of you know you've been playing eso too much on the forums
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/75781/you-know-you-have-been-playing-too-much-eso-when/p1Syntse Dominion Khajiit Dragonknight Stamina Tank [50]
Ra'Syntse Dominion Khajiit Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
Syntselle Dominion Dark Elf Dragonknight Magica DPS [50]
Syntseus Dominion Imperial Templar Healer [50]
Syntsetar Dominion High Elf Sorcerer Magica DPS [50]
Friar Tuktuk Daggerfall Brenton Templar Healer [50]
Syntseyn Ebonheart Brenton Nightblade Magica DPS [50]2 -
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✭✭I had my cripple+frost clench+entropy+swallow soul combo all loaded up on my boss yesterday... Sadly no ult was up.1 -
Moonscythe✭✭✭✭✭I know this is an old thread but I just had to share. I was driving home the other night and out of the corner of my eye I saw a tall glowing spire of light. I immediately thought "Oh, there's a skyshard over there!". Then I looked and it was a tall flagpole all lit up...bummer
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