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https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/668861
You Know You've Been Playing ESO Too Much When...
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When applying for a job and on under job skills you put master crafter in wood working.5 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭No... it's not too much. .... I'm not sleepy.... I only have 4 hours till I have to be back at work. I've almost got the complete Covenant motif......Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis1 -
Lariana✭✭✭✭When you feel like using Draw Essence on your colleagues after a long day at work.Not even daedra have two left feet!2 -
Dhukath✭✭✭When you find your kahjiit (cat) high on skooma and realise they got into the catnip treats again.1 -
Cat_with_Plates✭✭✭When you wander off constantly because you feel like there could be a locked chest nearbyThis one needs something?1 -
martinhpb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭When you stand up and wonder why your legs don't workAt least the spelling is difficult for you.
Hew's Bane*3 -
martinhpb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭When you spot a flower that looks just like and alchemy ingredient and you want to pick itAt least the spelling is difficult for you.
Hew's Bane*5 -
Gulkrim-mur✭✭✭I sall my boss drive up to check on my work as usual.
Holding a broom and dust bucket i slightly raised my arms as if i was my dual wielding khajiit nightblade.
Prepaired for pvp i whispered to myself "Redgaurd scum." As she approached the door.
Good thing she couldnt hear me lol but if you guys sall her she is totally a redgaurd
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Darkestnght✭✭✭✭When I walk up the stairs and use the same motion in my arms as my toon does in eso.Xbox NA - CP1300+
Xbox EU - CP400+1 -
Grayphilosophy✭✭✭When your patronus charm is a FUS RO DAH!
(eh, Skyrim, but still Elder Scrolls :P)3 -
Reevster✭✭✭✭✭when you've actually tried to cook the recipes in the game, im a professional chef and ive pulled off a few of them. my food cost would be insane if I continued.
for the adventure savvy:
http://www.gourmetgaming.co.uk/page/10
All i get is a bunch of adds/spaming crap i dont care to see? Whats up with your link?0 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
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That and...when you see a wild flower and and instantly think of picking them for potions.
-- having a brief urge to grab a butterfly you've spotted for insect parts
-- driving past a Burger King and referring to it as BRK instead of BK
-- referring to heavy traffic as lag
-- getting really good at silently mouthing cursing fits so you don't wake anyone up while PvPing
Edited by tinythinker on 31 March 2016 15:51❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this9 -
Robo_Hobo✭✭✭✭✭
✭More of a Skyrim thing, but...
When your ring tone is the song that plays whenever Dragons attack in Skyrim
And you start looking up at the sky instinctively thinking "Alright, where are you..."
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newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Grayphilosophy wrote: »When your patronus charm is a FUS RO DAH!
(eh, Skyrim, but still Elder Scrolls :P)
Long story, but we have a feral rescue cat by that name.Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis2 -
UncannyLinderman✭✭✭When you work in a foundry that makes aluminum castings, and every time you walk past the real life aluminum ingots you think "I can make a lot of daggers out of this with my blacksmithing skill".2 -
AgriyaTheGrey✭✭✭Definitely had the experience of catching sight of a flower bed out the corner of my eye while on route to work and thinking (for just a moment), "Hang on, is that Dragonthorn?"
-Group Captain Sir Douglas Robert Steuart Bader CBE DSO DFC FRAeS DLRules are for the guidance of wise men and the obedience of fools.
-The Lun YuIf a man is correct in his own person, then there will be obedience without orders being given; but if he is not correct in his own person, there will not be obedience even though orders are given.2 -
Druachan✭✭✭When your partner asks why are you ripping up your old clothes and you say it's for research.Edited by Druachan on 16 April 2016 09:52Say please, before you AAAAAaaaarrrgghhh at me.6 -
Mojmir✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭when you've actually tried to cook the recipes in the game, im a professional chef and ive pulled off a few of them. my food cost would be insane if I continued.
for the adventure savvy:
http://www.gourmetgaming.co.uk/page/10
All i get is a bunch of adds/spaming crap i dont care to see? Whats up with your link?
http://gourmetgaming.tumblr.com/post/12553999356/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-sweet-roll-this
try this one0 -
mildlylucid✭✭✭You know you've played loaded too much when you can hum the main theme without even thinking about itAnother day, another deathtrap.
PC | NA | CP: 690+
Main: Littlewill (50) - Khajiit Dragonknight Tank
Alts:Bajzhli-do (50) - Khajiit Stamina Dragonknight DPS
Tlanir Dro'flayn (23) - Dunmer Magicka Nightblade DPS
Morgayne Dalodrel (21) - Breton Magicka Templar Healer
Tumande Stormwatch (20) - Altmer Magicka Sorcerer DPS
Tamdril Merilyn (5) - Dunmer Magicka Dragonknight DPS
Bjorngrim Ingensen (5) - Nord Warden Tank
Gwynereth Bonecrusher (4) - Bosmer Stamina Warden DPS4 -
Druachan✭✭✭newtinmpls wrote: »No... it's not too much. .... I'm not sleepy.... I only have 4 hours till I have to be back at work. I've almost got the complete Covenant motif......
Similarly.
Just one more Skyshard, one more...
Say please, before you AAAAAaaaarrrgghhh at me.2 -
emeraldbay✭✭✭✭✭When you're walking to class and wondering what your classmates will say when a Khajiit steps in.
-T h e - A l d m e r i - I n i t i a t i v e-— O r d e r - o f - t h e - R a v y n —1 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Non-ESO example of game/reality collisionThis thread reminded me of a similar thing in game that has plant-based faeries. Was in the store the other day and saw tomatillos in the produce department...
...and thought, "Someone decapitated a lot of Sylphs."
❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this0 -
InyanaNachtSoul Shrivenwhen you walk outside to smoke a cigarette & see piece a piece of wood in the yard & your first instinct is to "harvest" it0
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✭✭...When it feels like workPC, EU server, Ebonheart Pact
Finally a reason not to play League of Legends4 -
Glaiceana✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭When you're walking around in real life and see something nice, instead of saying let's take a photo, you say "we should take a screenshot of that"... true story Priests of Hircine
Werewolves who bite for FREE! PC/EUOur total free bites: 7000+Guild Subreddit | Forum Thread | YouTube PlaylistTotal Champion Points: 1000+Main Character: Ithaera - Stam DK, Nord, Female, DD, Werewolf.
Rothelnog - Stam NB, Orc, Male, DD, Werewolf.
J'Xena - Mag DK, Khajiit, Female, DD, Werewolf.
Dances-With-Frost-Dragons - DK, Argonian, Male, Tank, Werewolf.
Raziel The Paradox - Mag TP, Dark Elf, Male, DD, Vampire.
Swims-Through-Starlight - TP, Argonian, Female, Healer, Werewolf.
Glaicean Mag Ward, High Elf, Male, Ice DD, Werewolf.
Hjurne Hircine's Forsaken - Sorc, Redguard, Male, PvP DD, Werewolf.
My Total Free Werewolf Bites: 400+ (Ask me about bites if you need one!)Playing since July 2015!2 -
Askedmermaid149Soul ShrivenWhen you parked far away from the office and want to whistle for your mount to get you there faster...1
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datgladiatah✭✭✭When I keep singing "Queen Ayrenn" and "Red Diamond" out loud at work because I steal so much in Hallin's Stand that I've remembered the Bard's soundtrack2
