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What are some of the funniest ESO toon names you've encountered?

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GhostOfAnEra
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I saw some hilarious ones throughout the years. Some made me go: "These people need to go outside!"

Here's some funny ones I saw:

Leaves Group Early
Please go Elseweyr
Omg I'm Gonna Die
Recycling Dead Bodies
Erects Many Bones
[snip]
Looks-In-Urns
Fixes-Your-Ouchies
Wants-Swords-Softer
Filter Water

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Edited by ZOS_ConnorG on August 11, 2020 12:15PM
  • dem0n1k
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    It Hurts When I PEE VEE PEE
    NA Server [PC] -- Mostly Ebonheart Pact, Mostly.
  • Guthix_of_the_Green
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    And Argonian named:
    Becky-with-the-Good-scales
    " The trees, the earth, the sky, the waters; All play their part upon this land. May Guthix bring you balance. "
  • Aznarb
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    "Please don't die"
    "Raise funny skeleton"
    "Red circle don't buff"
    "Shame the Tank"
    "Man play stam"

    And I've forgot ton of them :x
    [ PC EU ]

    [ Khuram-dar ]
    [ Khajiit ]
    [ Templar - Healer ]
    [Crazy Gatherer & Compulsive Thief]

  • Ectheliontnacil
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    - Argonian Sorc called You're a Lizard Harry
    - Magicka Dk called Watch me Whip
    - Magsorc called John Trabolta
    - A tank called Blame the Healer

    I'm probably forgetting a ton, and there's also a lot of hilarious names that you can't really post on the forums haha.
  • Thannazzar
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    saw these two in a group together!

    [snip]

    And this one in PVP

    [snip]

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    Edited by ZOS_ConnorG on August 10, 2020 1:09PM
  • heavenelva
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    Pees-All-Colors
  • FrancisCrawford
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    After a certain change to stealth passives, I wound up renaming one of my characters Grumpy Ex Wood Elf.

    This was of course a tribute to:

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    Edited by FrancisCrawford on August 10, 2020 9:33AM
  • FrancisCrawford
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    On PC/NA I've always been partial to the character Ned Stark's Head and the account @PinkFreud

    And I think there's a whole guild Stands-In-Red.
    Edited by FrancisCrawford on August 10, 2020 9:35AM
  • Curryganz
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    dozens which I probably forgot, Brings maids into line, Skooma Thurman, Ugh Bosmer (he hated them), Jone Mitchell, Rusty Argonian Pouch..
  • Sir_Gentleman777
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    "Jabba the Gut" is my toon. He is the biggest and ugliest Stamplar Orc imaginable. Kinda like me if i think about it ^^
  • Schemering
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    Hates-Argonian-Names
    PC/EU AD 1500+ PC/NA 300+

    Schemering - Breton magicka Nightblade
    Ambergloed - Argonian Templar Healer
    Fonkeling - Argonian Dragonknight Tank
    Twinkeling - Dunmer magicka Nightblade
    Sprankeling- Altmer magicka Nightblade
    Schittering - Redguard stamina Nightblade
    Glinstering - Khajiit stamina Sorcerer
    Spiegeling - Altmer magicka Necromancer
    Flonkering - Orc stamina Necromancer
    Glimmering - Argonian Necromancer
    Duisternis - Dunmer magicka Dragonknight
    Maanlicht - Altmer magicka Templar
    Weerlicht - Altmer magicka Sorcerer
    Zonnestraal - Redguard stamina Warden EP char
    Slagschaduw - Dunmer magicka Warden - Healer or Damage Dealer
    Ochtendgloren - Imperial stamina Templar
    Avondval - Redguard stamina Dragonknight
    Aurora Noorderlicht - Breton magicka Nightblade DC char
    Dageraad - Breton magicka Sorcerer

    Wisseling - Breton magicka Nightblade NA
    Zonsverduistering - Breton Templar NA Healer
    Tinteling - Argonian Dragonknight NA Tank
  • Pauwer
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    Pippa Longbottom
  • Sylae
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    Ectheliontnacil wrote: »
    - Argonian Sorc called You're a Lizard Harry
    - Magicka Dk called Watch me Whip
    - Magsorc called John Trabolta
    - A tank called Blame the Healer

    I'm probably forgetting a ton, and there's also a lot of hilarious names that you can't really post on the forums haha.

    I know that argonian lol
  • Fischblut
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    I've seen many names which made me giggle, but at the moment only these come to mind :smiley: Maybe not in exact words, but as I remember them:

    Eat Pasta Run Fasta
    Wait for my Spectral Bow
    Ima Chargin Mah Laser     (I got this name from my death recap together with Radiant Destruction ability - I laughed cause it looked perfect <3 )

    I love all the tastefully funny names :) I don't like vulgar names though.
    "Comments in this thread should contain natch potes memes and hype."

    Please, add ability to use all new idle animations on every mount!

    Please, fix the bugged lights! They ruin visuals of environment and mounts.
  • heaven13
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    Ults-On-Trash and an argonian named Makes-Great-Shoes
    PC/NA
    Mountain God | Leave No Bone Unbroken | Apex Predator | Pure Lunacy | Depths Defier | No Rest for the Wicked | In Defiance of Death
    Defanged the Devourer | Nature's Wrath | Relentless Raider | True Genius | Bane of Thorns | Subterranean Smasher | Ardent Bibliophile

    vAA HM | vHRC HM | vSO HM | vDSA | vMoL HM | vHoF HM | vAS+2 | vCR+2 | vBRP | vSS HM | vKA | vRG
    Meet my characters :
    IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL THE SAME NOW, THANKS ZOS
  • Sanctum74
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    AgaTheGreat wrote: »
    [Quoted post was removed]

    Sad we have so many people in this community that make it a point to report others for silly names.
    Edited by ZOS_ConnorG on August 10, 2020 3:03PM
  • Drunkensot
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    Go Heal Yourself
  • AlnilamE
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    There is a DC character I used to see in PvP called Keep Wall.

    I also remember Stops-for-Columbine.
    The Moot Councillor
  • redlink1979
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    Some of the funniest I've seen so far besides some already stated above:

    Duct-Tapes-Your-Wounds
    Lamia Del Rey
    [snip]

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    Edited by ZOS_ConnorG on August 11, 2020 12:20PM
    "Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear"
    • Sons of the Night Mother [PS5][EU] 2165 CP
    • Daggerfall's Mightiest [PS5][NA] 1910 CP
    • SweetTrolls [PC][EU] 1950 CP
    • Bacon Rats [PC][NA] 1850 CP
  • danthemann5
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    Pinball Lizard
    ZeniMax has no obligation to correct any errors or defects in the Services.

    Greetings! We've closed this thread due to its non-constructive nature.

    "You know you don't have to be here right?" - ZOS_RichLambert
  • RDMyers65b14_ESO
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    I will neither confirm nor deny that I have a PVP character that is named Rayles Glademist. And, yes, she is a Warden.
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    Curryganz wrote: »
    Skooma Thurman
    gosh thats beyond brilliant
  • kargen27
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    I named one of mine Shirley I Jest. He used to wear really bright clothes and all that. He isn't as flamboyant now.

    Drunk-As-Skunk
    Swims-Like-Nord

    Someone mentioned PinkFreud above. He has a Necromancer called Seplo Fobia (I think I spelled that right). Seplophobia is a fear of decaying bodies.
    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • Gracous
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    Saw a guy named Rumblebutt Flappincheecks
  • CMDR_Un1k0rn
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    I saw Soschal Distance last night.
    In-game username: Un1korn | Happy member of the PCNA UESP guild (Resident Daggerfall Covenant enjoyer) | Main & basically only character: Crucian Vulpin, Imperial Dragonknight of the Daggerfall Covenant, and Undaunted Bulwark (I tank) | Mountain bike enjoyer and vulpine appreciator | If you know me from PCEU: No
  • GhostOfAnEra
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    Some are these are so funny :D:D
  • volkeswagon
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    stinky butty
  • Nareya726
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    Most of the funny ones I've screenshotted can't be posted here, but I did laugh recently at "Can Even Heal Covid".
  • newtinmpls
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    Earlier today I ran across "Can't Heal Stoopid"

    One of my faves:

    w1icuy0.png

    and as mentioned, I'm still waiting to meet "hashtag ragequit"
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • Zardayne
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    Not a character name, but in Daoc or Warhammer there was a guild named Blood Bath & Beyond. Hell I still call that store that to this day and my wife, which is a non gamer, just shakes her head and calls me a nerd lol.
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