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What's the funniest thing you did/found on eso
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Xvorg✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Sarcasm is something too serious to be taken lightly
I was born with the wrong sign
In the wrong house
With the wrong ascendancy
I took the wrong road
That led to the wrong tendencies
I was in the wrong place at the wrong time
For the wrong reason and the wrong rhyme
On the wrong day of the wrong week
Used the wrong method with the wrong technique3 -
zaria✭✭✭✭✭
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That one was fun, however the tower nearby with an rain cloud inside is funnier I think.barney2525 wrote: »The free showers
Back during launch it was an feature where players was hidden then you was in dialogue mode with NPC but the pets was still visible, well all had the pre order monkey pet out, the place looked like an overcrowded monkey pen.
Drunken trials with an social guild is fun, AA is best here as people fell off the platforms.
The mouse phase in Frostvault still cracks me up, especially if some has not done it before and don't know that to expect and you are on voice
However my favorite was an PvP run with an old guild, we was only 8 something and a bit drunk so we wanted to do something unique, we had two low level players in the group. so the male of them played lute wile the lady stripped down and danced. I protested saying it was an too obvious trap, I was very wrong all we saw fell for it, we was sneaking a bit ahead of the pair.
We kept going the same location for a long time, probably close to an hour, one guy fell for it twice for some reason.
First an small group tried to take us out but failed, then they sent an zerg.
Grinding just make you go in circles.
Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.2 -
Raudgrani✭✭✭✭✭
✭"Non combat" related, must be this guy in Cyrodiil, close to Cropsford or where-ever-it-was, an NPC repairing a cart. Suddenly he gets up and kicks the wheel he is trying to fix, and walks away. I like the daedric (or whatever) guy in Imperial City, who's fishing. I almost don't want to kill him. And there's some delve in Auridon I think, where some high-elf officer are making others exercise too, I watched them for a good while first time I saw them.
I wish there was more of these "funny things" around.5 -
Starlock✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭At times, my poor characters have encountered players that appear to have been targeted by a particularly powerful member of the Psijic Order.
There, suddenly, rounding a corner is an adventurer suspended in mid air, arms held aloft and legs seeking the ground. They are unmoving, frozen in time, like a heroic lifelike statue. They stay there suspended for minutes on end. Sometimes, they mysteriously vanish. Other times, they suddenly begin to move again as if nothing ever happened.
The mysteries Tamriel holds are vast...6 -
Muizer✭✭✭✭✭
✭In Cyrodiil, crept up right behind some enemy toon that was talking to a quest giver and did the /shout emote.Please stop making requests for game features. ZOS have enough bad ideas as it is!6 -
D0PAMINE✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭There was a visual bug that made a mounted player look like a moving severed head on the floor.4 -
Gilvoth✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭the funniest thing ive found in eso ?
the bunny hopping people do in pvp.
and if you try to attack them they Run really Fast and hide behind trees and rocks.
Edited by Gilvoth on January 15, 2020 9:59PM4 -
kargen27✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Some of the notes found by skeletons scattered across the land are funny. I should have done a screen shot of them as I screen shot just about everything else. I'm doing new character and taking him along the same path my first character did because it has been a long time since I did most of the quests. I'm hoping I find all those fun notes again. I'm pretty sure there was one where a skeleton was underneath a fallen column and the note mentioned how he hoped to find treasure by digging under the column.
Very early in the game I was on top of one of the towers and there was a really nice sunset. I thought I would screen capture it but my character is really short. He needed to hop up in the air to see over the damaged wall and get the screen shot. Trying to jump I hit the wrong key and did a backwards somersault off the tower and to my death.
I also once tried to jump into the ocean and missed.
I really like the messages from the hireling Zukki-dar. This is my favorite I think. "Zukki is no bigot, but he thinks Argonians are the most pernicious race of odious vermin that the Divines ever suffered to crawl upon the face of Nirn. But to their great credit, at least they aren't Nords."
His other messages, worth the time to read them I think: https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Zukki-dar
and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."11 -
DovahkiinHeart✭✭✭During the dragon hunt event I was leveling up a skill for a raid and as usual there was a bunch of people fighting a dragon. I've gotten pretty good with evading damage and not dying at all anymore in my group encounters with these beasts. Then my cursor hovered over a ghost as someone respawned from dying to the dragon's fire breath. Then I see in chat, in all caps, the same person who just respawned type /yell: "IF YOU'RE NOT DYING, YOU'RE NOT TRYING!" and Idk why but I thought it was hilarious.Edited by DovahkiinHeart on January 16, 2020 9:22AM4 -
redlink1979✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Some npc sentences are funny af. Here's some I remember:
"You throw it up, you lick it up"
"He hears voices in his head but don't worry they're good people"
"There's no rules here. But I'll tell you when you break one"
"I bet if you spoke your mind you'd be speechless"
"My, you look like a sturdy one. Should I use my whip or the riding crop?"
"You should put your weapon down, we can find more fun things to do than fight.""Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear"- Sons of the Night Mother | VforVendetta | Grownups Gaming EU | English Elders [PS][EU] 2500 CP
- Daggerfall's Mightiest | Eternal Champions | Legacy | Tamriel Melting Pot [PS][NA] 2300 CP
- SweetTrolls | Spring Rose | Daggerfall Royal Legion | Tinnitus Delux [PC][EU] 2525 CP
- Bacon Rats | Silverlight Brotherhood | Canis Root Tea Party | Vincula Doloris [PC][NA] 2300 CP
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EIGHTS✭✭✭✭Crying for High King Emeric. (Screenshot is taken in 2015.5.1. Long time ago)
Edited by EIGHTS on January 16, 2020 10:07AMI'm not native speaker in English. I hope that I don't make you misunderstand.4 -
Rukia541✭✭✭✭✭Pushing people off ledges with godspear on my templar, I'm not gonna lie sometimes I queue battlegrounds just to spear people and do nothing else but be annoying and laugh my ass off.5
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MajBludd✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭The funniest and saddest thing was the time I jumped off aless bridge thinking my undo ult would work.Edited by MajBludd on January 16, 2020 11:32AM5 -
zaria✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭You had this bug who was epic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYR8UlEIfm4&feature=emb_logo
a shame they fixed itGrinding just make you go in circles.
Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.9 -
Jaimeh✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Speaking of character names, I once read a story of a player called Victor Popovich, and they were always running with another player whose character name was 'friend of Victor Popovich', and I found that so cute and funny
Speaking of dialogues, the end of the quest in Sanctum Ophidia always cracks me up:
Atildel: "The Serpent's Stone. I never thought I'd live to see it. It's huge."
Turuk Redclaws: "Turuk has seen bigger."
Atildel: "It's a marvel of Nedic sorcery. Imagine—the literal essence of all our troubles in Craglorn trapped in one place. A miracle stone."
Turuk Redclaws: "Turuk's stones are an equal miracle. Admittedly not Nedic."
Atildel: "You're disgusting."
Turuk Redclaws: "Turuk tries."7 -
Thevampirenight✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭You had this bug who was epic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYR8UlEIfm4&feature=emb_logo
a shame they fixed it
I think that is a bug they should unfix. They always fix the best ones don't they and sometimes don't fix the worst ones. Maybe unfixing it would actually fix a bug instead of creating more.Edited by Thevampirenight on January 16, 2020 12:04PMPC NA
Please add Fangs to Vampires.5 -
doomette✭✭✭✭✭
✭Pushing people off ledges with godspear on my templar, I'm not gonna lie sometimes I queue battlegrounds just to spear people and do nothing else but be annoying and laugh my ass off.
I love getting speared off things, it always cracks me up.
I was playing with a friend who just got the game, and we had just made our way to Vivec City. I lost track of her so I was in the process of asking where in blazes she was when I see her flying off the side of the temple and into the water. Not so much the action itself, just the perfect timing of asking her, turning around, and seeing her sail through the air had me cracking up for waaay too long after.
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✭Anything Elam Drals, the repeatable quest-giver in the Gold Coast sanctuary says, after you turn in a quest. Best NPC writing in the game to me. And the voice acting is SPOT ON.
Once you finish the DB main quest, there's no reason to do those repeatables as the rewards are horrible. But I do them all the time just for Elam Drals.8 -
Sirona_Starr✭✭✭✭✭My favourite funny npc's quests or dialogue:
Stros M'Kai - Dugroth the Orc during the quest, "Careful of those mudcrabs. They're tough."
Khenarthi's Roost: The Khajit with the dog in Mistral - I visit quite often to listen. The book quest - at the end if you don't burn the books I still laugh at the consequence.
King Emeric and his wife in Daggerfall Castle - go there quite often too
Anything Rigurt the Brash is involved in
Elam Drals
Edited by Sirona_Starr on January 16, 2020 2:13PM4 -
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✭✭✭It's such a small thing, but at the Illumination Academy in Summerset I ALWAYS crack up when I see the guy yelling "ATTEEEENTIOOOON! CLASS IS NOW IN SESSION" to a group of chickens.
I assume there's a quest to address the weirdness at the Academy, but I'll never do it just so I can see that guy forever.6 -
Zer0oo✭✭✭✭✭
✭Some of the old bugs are really hell of funny:- talon a guard in cyro and start flying
- running on your horse while having a weapon below your feet
- a naked npc because they forgot to add the cloths
- pink boss enemies
- the error message: "make sure you have an internet connection"
- Update 23Ice Furnace: This item set now grants Spell Damage, rather than Weapon Damage for the 4 piece bonus0 -
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✭✭There were too many funny things I saw, so I will post only very few examples
I like how this khajiit is not scared of undead, but is annoyed by the fact that they do some things:
The cat in the picture, looking shocked cause of what his owner says:
The boss was killed with some interesting pattern:
I also wish the "play as pet" bug was never fixed... When I was playing as Sep Adder, my mount was my umbrella:
And the amazing time when playing as goblin was the coolest thing ever - it actually made me giggle and laugh in real life
I was spending lot of time in Cyrodiil back then. I was not afraid of riding - I enjoyed every moment of horse simulator! Watching my mount flying as an eagle, and my character standing flawlessly on top and defying all the laws of nature
Perfect mix of fun:
Even if they fixed rider's position in the saddle, they could leave the flying mount as a funny harmless bug :'(
I still laugh about how their dialogue must have read when playing.
I've seen many funny names of other player's characters, I agree that it must be hilarious to do quests on them Once in chat there was somebody looking for DD for their group, and the chat was like:
[Player] Looking for stronk dd
[*somebody* The Stronk] ayy
Such a hilarious coincidence, that I still remember it
Almost all my characters have serious names; only one - necromancer - has funny name based on song title. I've already had some funny quest responces where I had to say my name and saw it mentioned by NPCs. And just few days ago I did WGT for a quest, and randomly read the quest note in the end of the dungeon:
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✭✭I used to put on civilian clothes (the stuff you steal), dye it, and /lean in towns and watch players try to sneak up and pickpocket/stab me.10 -
ebix_✭✭✭✭we were fighting is cyrodiil and I saw a bear sleeping next to a flower so I did what most of ppl would do. I left the fight to sit on a chair and take an screenshot
https://i.imgur.com/VHcpXlq.pngEdited by ebix_ on January 16, 2020 3:09PM1 -
Neoauspex✭✭✭✭✭
✭One time me and a buddy were taking Vlastarus in Cyro, and we were just finishing off a small group of people defending it when a level 15 guy saunters past. I instinctively switched from my previous (now dead) target to him and started applying DoTs etc, just chaining skills in the flow of combat. But my buddy was like "awww, poor level 15 guy... he's not with that other group, let's have mercy and let him go. So I stopped attacking and did a wave emote at the guy and let him go on his way. But then a few seconds later, as he's wandering away towards some innocuous NPC quest giver, skoria procs and just annihilates him.
So it goes.6 -
Mancombe_Nosehair✭✭✭✭✭VaranisArano wrote: »Hands down, Vaults of Madness is the most fun I've have in a group dungeon. Its just so ridiculous.
I love knocking mobs off of platforms with my spear. It's great fun.0
