LoneDrkWolf wrote: »Okay. So I'm going through the desert and I happen upon a guy with a goat. I go stealth, pick pocket him, then decide to use blade of wor. Now let me reiterate, in the desert. Only me him and his damn goat are there. I get a bounty because his damn goat sees me kill him. REALLY? A damn goat gives me a bounty? Think some one needs to retake the IQ test.
LoneDrkWolf wrote: »Okay. So I'm going through the desert and I happen upon a guy with a goat. I go stealth, pick pocket him, then decide to use blade of wor. Now let me reiterate, in the desert. Only me him and his damn goat are there. I get a bounty because his damn goat sees me kill him. REALLY? A damn goat gives me a bounty? Think some one needs to retake the IQ test.
TheShadowScout wrote: »Truth!Your own horse could report you who is kind of sadquadraxis666 wrote: »It's lore-accurate. Chickens used to report your crimes in skyrim so there's a precedent.
LoneDrkWolf wrote: »Okay. So I'm going through the desert and I happen upon a guy with a goat. I go stealth, pick pocket him, then decide to use blade of wor. Now let me reiterate, in the desert. Only me him and his damn goat are there. I get a bounty because his damn goat sees me kill him. REALLY? A damn goat gives me a bounty? Think some one needs to retake the IQ test.
LoneDrkWolf wrote: »Okay. So I'm going through the desert and I happen upon a guy with a goat. I go stealth, pick pocket him, then decide to use blade of wor. Now let me reiterate, in the desert. Only me him and his damn goat are there. I get a bounty because his damn goat sees me kill him. REALLY? A damn goat gives me a bounty? Think some one needs to retake the IQ test.
LoneDrkWolf wrote: »Okay. So I'm going through the desert and I happen upon a guy with a goat. I go stealth, pick pocket him, then decide to use blade of wor. Now let me reiterate, in the desert. Only me him and his damn goat are there. I get a bounty because his damn goat sees me kill him. REALLY? A damn goat gives me a bounty? Think some one needs to retake the IQ test.
The goat is a snitch...I’m dying here XD
I’d say report the goat to the bug fixers as a snitch, get’im stitched!
Maybe the goat is his wife turned into a goat? Or a very intelligent goat? Or maybe the man just likes goats...the goat likes him back. I’m not hinting anything here, it’s probably purely platonic.
Just friends, no benefits.
LoneDrkWolf wrote: »Okay. So I'm going through the desert and I happen upon a guy with a goat. I go stealth, pick pocket him, then decide to use blade of wor. Now let me reiterate, in the desert. Only me him and his damn goat are there. I get a bounty because his damn goat sees me kill him. REALLY? A damn goat gives me a bounty? Think some one needs to retake the IQ test.
quadraxis666 wrote: »It's lore-accurate. Chickens used to report your crimes in skyrim so there's a precedent.
quadraxis666 wrote: »It's lore-accurate. Chickens used to report your crimes in skyrim so there's a precedent.