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Seriously, dumbest thing ever!!!!!

  • Androconium
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    Then there is the 'waiting' goat on the bed, in the shelter at Goat's Head oasis.
    Aren't you bored yet, @felcign?


  • Androconium
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    Goat obsession. :#
    Aren't you bored yet, @felcign?


  • Chaos2088
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    Next time I see a goat in the desert

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  • Hippie4927
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    Okay. So I'm going through the desert and I happen upon a guy with a goat. I go stealth, pick pocket him, then decide to use blade of wor. Now let me reiterate, in the desert. Only me him and his damn goat are there. I get a bounty because his damn goat sees me kill him. REALLY? A damn goat gives me a bounty? Think some one needs to retake the IQ test.

    I had the same thing happen to me......same dude, same goat! But that goat stew was delicious! :D
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  • srfrogg23
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    Okay. So I'm going through the desert and I happen upon a guy with a goat. I go stealth, pick pocket him, then decide to use blade of wor. Now let me reiterate, in the desert. Only me him and his damn goat are there. I get a bounty because his damn goat sees me kill him. REALLY? A damn goat gives me a bounty? Think some one needs to retake the IQ test.

    Yup, that's the Justice System in ESO. In a nutshell. That's what they decided to subject Necromancers to.
  • JamilaRaj
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    zaria wrote: »
    It's lore-accurate. Chickens used to report your crimes in skyrim so there's a precedent.
    Your own horse could report you who is kind of sad :)
    Truth!
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    :p ;) :lol:

    Indeed. Testimony of one's horse could prove fatal during trial.

    Okay. So I'm going through the desert and I happen upon a guy with a goat. I go stealth, pick pocket him, then decide to use blade of wor. Now let me reiterate, in the desert. Only me him and his damn goat are there. I get a bounty because his damn goat sees me kill him. REALLY? A damn goat gives me a bounty? Think some one needs to retake the IQ test.

    But think logically. There was only you, him and his goat, in the desert. Then a crime happened. He is the victim and the goat could not do it, which leaves you as the culprit. Elementary.
  • bearbelly
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    Okay. So I'm going through the desert and I happen upon a guy with a goat. I go stealth, pick pocket him, then decide to use blade of wor. Now let me reiterate, in the desert. Only me him and his damn goat are there. I get a bounty because his damn goat sees me kill him. REALLY? A damn goat gives me a bounty? Think some one needs to retake the IQ test.

    I believe mudcrabs will also earn you a bounty.
    I assume so, anyway; I haven't yet tried to steal or use BoW in front of them, since you register as "Detected" if you sneak around in their presence.
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  • SpiderKnight
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    Pretty obvious...
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  • Mik195
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    You are all wrong. It's the Nirnroots. Their ringing has covered all of Tamriel and they see all, know all and should be ripped out by the roots whenever possible.
  • Razzledazzle_dar
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    Mik195 wrote: »
    You are all wrong. It's the Nirnroots. Their ringing has covered all of Tamriel and they see all, know all and should be ripped out by the roots whenever possible.

    I sense a mass conspiracy. The alliance governments are spying on me through nirnroots.
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  • barney2525
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    Okay. So I'm going through the desert and I happen upon a guy with a goat. I go stealth, pick pocket him, then decide to use blade of wor. Now let me reiterate, in the desert. Only me him and his damn goat are there. I get a bounty because his damn goat sees me kill him. REALLY? A damn goat gives me a bounty? Think some one needs to retake the IQ test.



    Its because you used the blade of wor instead of the blade of woe.

    Common mistake


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  • Logicbomb00
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    Saelent wrote: »
    The goat is a snitch...I’m dying here XD

    I’d say report the goat to the bug fixers as a snitch, get’im stitched!

    Maybe the goat is his wife turned into a goat? Or a very intelligent goat? Or maybe the man just likes goats...the goat likes him back. I’m not hinting anything here, it’s probably purely platonic.
    Just friends, no benefits.

    So your advice is to snitch on the snitch? heh heh.
  • kinguardian
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    BigBragg wrote: »
    Seems like you made a baaaaaaad choice.

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    That is a sheep LOL not a goat
  • Xarcus
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    Okay. So I'm going through the desert and I happen upon a guy with a goat. I go stealth, pick pocket him, then decide to use blade of wor. Now let me reiterate, in the desert. Only me him and his damn goat are there. I get a bounty because his damn goat sees me kill him. REALLY? A damn goat gives me a bounty? Think some one needs to retake the IQ test.

    why did you pickpocket and killed this poor shepherd ?
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  • redlink1979
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    It's lore-accurate. Chickens used to report your crimes in skyrim so there's a precedent.

    Stupidly lore-accurate imo.

    I remember getting bounties in Skyrim because Barbas could see me pickpocketing...... Yes Barbas, the helper of a DAEDRIC entity.... All said and done.
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  • Coatmagic
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    Mind some of the fishers mudcrabs will narc you out as well >^^<
  • Aurie
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    Just <3 this thread, it's a ray of sunshine in the forum :D
  • logarifmik
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    There was my comment with a picture of Big Brother from "1984" yesterday. I believe, someone deleted it without any explanations why. Right, unnamed forum moderator? Now, to be sure, I summon the witness from Fryazino to accompany me this time. He'll personify the ESO crime gameplay mechanics even better anyway.
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    UPD: LOL! It was in the duplicate thread.
    Edited by logarifmik on August 1, 2019 4:27PM
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  • Jaimeh
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    Heee, now I want to go to Alik'r and try it

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  • seratin
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    It's lore-accurate. Chickens used to report your crimes in skyrim so there's a precedent.

    It makes sense if you don't think too hard about it.

    Alfiq are cats that are related to khajiit right? Well birds evolved from dinosaurs, so clearly the chickens that report you are just a type of argonian.
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