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Seriously, dumbest thing ever!!!!!

LoneDrkWolf
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Okay. So I'm going through the desert and I happen upon a guy with a goat. I go stealth, pick pocket him, then decide to use blade of wor. Now let me reiterate, in the desert. Only me him and his damn goat are there. I get a bounty because his damn goat sees me kill him. REALLY? A damn goat gives me a bounty? Think some one needs to retake the IQ test.
  • quadraxis666
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    It's lore-accurate. Chickens used to report your crimes in skyrim so there's a precedent.
  • essi2
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    lol, this has been a thing for years.

    Alik'r goats are real Narcs!
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  • zaria
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    It's lore-accurate. Chickens used to report your crimes in skyrim so there's a precedent.
    Your own horse could report you who is kind of sad :)

    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
  • Puzzlenuts
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    Just kill the goat for being a snitch
  • Saelent
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    The goat is a snitch...I’m dying here XD

    I’d say report the goat to the bug fixers as a snitch, get’im stitched!

    Maybe the goat is his wife turned into a goat? Or a very intelligent goat? Or maybe the man just likes goats...the goat likes him back. I’m not hinting anything here, it’s probably purely platonic.
    Just friends, no benefits.
  • Giraffon
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    He didn't want to be a scapegoat for the murder. He had to make sure the truth was known.
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  • EvilAutoTech
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    You always kill the goat first. Goats are damn liars.
  • essi2
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    Careful guys, you might inadvertently summon the Divine Goat-herder @Alcast
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    "Wood Elves aren't made of wood, Sea Elves aren't made of water. M'aiq still wonders about High Elves" - M'aiq the Liar

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  • Urigall
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    essi2 wrote: »
    Alik'r goats are real Narcs!

    Ask the goat its name. If it replies "Norbert" that's a dead giveaway.

    Only people of a certain age will get the reference.

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  • BigBragg
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    Seems like you made a baaaaaaad choice.

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    Edited by BigBragg on July 31, 2019 4:56PM
  • Jaraal
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    Puzzlenuts wrote: »
    Just kill the goat for being a snitch

    The goat will turn red, and run around in circles, then vanish into thin air.

    Incidentally, people with milk producing pets have a chance to drop The Shivering Cheese.
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  • Alcast
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    That goat sniped you xD Be happy you are still alive, usually they eat you alive :trollface:
    Edited by Alcast on July 31, 2019 5:20PM
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  • jircris11
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    Okay. So I'm going through the desert and I happen upon a guy with a goat. I go stealth, pick pocket him, then decide to use blade of wor. Now let me reiterate, in the desert. Only me him and his damn goat are there. I get a bounty because his damn goat sees me kill him. REALLY? A damn goat gives me a bounty? Think some one needs to retake the IQ test.

    Yup I had this same freaking thing!
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  • Gnome_Saiyan
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    Jaraal wrote: »
    Incidentally, people with milk producing pets have a chance to drop The Shivering Cheese.

    I hear that cheese tastes like despair.

    Wait, sorry, got this mixed up with my Orlesian lore.

    Roll your Self before you Role yourself
  • goldenarcher1
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    Watch out for those PvP goats....

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  • Gracous
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    its really a guard in goats clothing!
  • EvilAutoTech
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    Watch out for those PvP goats....

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    That goat is bombad.

    I know, wrong franchise.
  • KerinKor
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    Okay. So I'm going through the desert and I happen upon a guy with a goat. I go stealth, pick pocket him, then decide to use blade of wor. Now let me reiterate, in the desert. Only me him and his damn goat are there. I get a bounty because his damn goat sees me kill him. REALLY? A damn goat gives me a bounty? Think some one needs to retake the IQ test.
    Glad you got a bounty, this is a pathetic part of ESO and has made it significantly less fun to play when idiots can murder with impunity in cities .. ZOS should put more goats in cities!
  • EvilAutoTech
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    KerinKor wrote: »
    Okay. So I'm going through the desert and I happen upon a guy with a goat. I go stealth, pick pocket him, then decide to use blade of wor. Now let me reiterate, in the desert. Only me him and his damn goat are there. I get a bounty because his damn goat sees me kill him. REALLY? A damn goat gives me a bounty? Think some one needs to retake the IQ test.
    Glad you got a bounty, this is a pathetic part of ESO and has made it significantly less fun to play when idiots can murder with impunity in cities .. ZOS should put more goats in cities!

    Unkillable watchgoats.
  • purple-magicb16_ESO
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    Okay. So I'm going through the desert and I happen upon a guy with a goat. I go stealth, pick pocket him, then decide to use blade of wor. Now let me reiterate, in the desert. Only me him and his damn goat are there. I get a bounty because his damn goat sees me kill him. REALLY? A damn goat gives me a bounty? Think some one needs to retake the IQ test.

    Lol! I know exactly the guy you're talking about and I felt exactly the same way. Like the goat just 'ratted' you out. Logically, if you make goat nibblets, then you bounty should disappear, right? No, not at all. I'm laughing but feel your anguish cause I've already been there.
    Give 'er eh!
  • TheShadowScout
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    zaria wrote: »
    It's lore-accurate. Chickens used to report your crimes in skyrim so there's a precedent.
    Your own horse could report you who is kind of sad :)
    Truth!
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    :p;):lol:
  • Nestor
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    Goats love their owners too.
    Enjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.

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  • Saelent
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    The irony is (in terms of the Skyrim reference) that the horse will then fight with you if you fight the guards. That goat won’t attack you for killing the guy though...noooo, no such loyalty, at least the horse regrets ratting you out!
  • Amanuensis
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    ESO’s goats are not your run-of-the-mill Billies and Nannies. There is one that can inform you when blood fiends are in the mood for some sucky-sucky so you don’t waste gold for a 🧛‍♀️ bite.
  • Gundug
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    Your mistake was using the Blade of Wor, favored weapon of Wor: the daedric prince of silly bounties.
  • NotaDaedraWorshipper
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    Was it black? Because some black goats are very suspicious.

    https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Sanguine's_Black_Goat
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  • Androconium
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    KerinKor wrote: »
    Okay. So I'm going through the desert and I happen upon a guy with a goat. I go stealth, pick pocket him, then decide to use blade of wor. Now let me reiterate, in the desert. Only me him and his damn goat are there. I get a bounty because his damn goat sees me kill him. REALLY? A damn goat gives me a bounty? Think some one needs to retake the IQ test.
    Glad you got a bounty, this is a pathetic part of ESO and has made it significantly less fun to play when idiots can murder with impunity in cities .. ZOS should put more goats in cities!

    Unkillable watchgoats.

    With aqualung!
  • Androconium
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    Amanuensis wrote: »
    ESO’s goats are not your run-of-the-mill Billies and Nannies. There is one that can inform you when blood fiends are in the mood for some sucky-sucky so you don’t waste gold for a 🧛‍♀️ bite.

    The black one with red eyes that glow.
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