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Nermy
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As I didn't see a thread for this I thought I had better start one so welcome to the Kaalgrondtiid post. (Or Cool-great-*** as I call it) Any other funny play on words?

Good luck to the 3 alliances in future campaigns and let's see how faction lock affects the outcome.
Edited by Nermy on May 23, 2019 1:07PM
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  • Turgonah
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    Nermy wrote: »
    Any other funny play on words?

    Yeah I got one.
    The other thread may well turn out to be a load of old 'bahloks' :D

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  • Kr3do
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    It really shows the state of Cyrodiil (and Forum PvP) when the main campaign thread isn't filled with replies from the usual suspects within one day.
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  • Nermy
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    Kr3do wrote: »
    It really shows the state of Cyrodiil (and Forum PvP) when the main campaign thread isn't filled with replies from the usual suspects within one day.

    Forum PvP died when Prootch, Kris and a few others got themselves banned. :(
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  • Turelus
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    Turgonah wrote: »
    Nermy wrote: »
    Any other funny play on words?

    Yeah I got one.
    The other thread may well turn out to be a load of old 'bahloks' :D
    This one was good, more so in the fact the prediction is probably true.

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  • Nermy
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    Turelus wrote: »
    Turgonah wrote: »
    Nermy wrote: »
    Any other funny play on words?

    Yeah I got one.
    The other thread may well turn out to be a load of old 'bahloks' :D
    This one was good, more so in the fact the prediction is probably true.

    I actually just meant the name of the new campaign! lol!

    Gonna join us later @Turelus ? Torsten is on tonight...
    @Nermy
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    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” ― Oscar Wilde

    "An Army is a team; lives, sleeps, eats, fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is a lot of crap." -General George S. Patton

    "“Fate whispers, 'You can not withstand the storm.'
    Wabbajack whispers back, 'We are the storm."
  • Kr3do
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    Nermy wrote: »
    Kr3do wrote: »
    It really shows the state of Cyrodiil (and Forum PvP) when the main campaign thread isn't filled with replies from the usual suspects within one day.

    Forum PvP died when Prootch, Kris and a few others got themselves banned. :(

    They can do it like me and send a 400 word essay to the support on "why you shouldn't be a meany" to get unbanned.
    They're the heroes we need right now to make the forums interesting again.
    "You know you don't have to be here right?"
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  • psypanda
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    Kr3do wrote: »
    Nermy wrote: »
    Kr3do wrote: »
    It really shows the state of Cyrodiil (and Forum PvP) when the main campaign thread isn't filled with replies from the usual suspects within one day.

    Forum PvP died when Prootch, Kris and a few others got themselves banned. :(

    They can do it like me and send a 400 word essay to the support on "why you shouldn't be a meany" to get unbanned.
    They're the heroes we need right now to make the forums interesting again.

    I heard you didnt even write that essay yourself :o
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  • Feanor
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    Nermy wrote: »
    Kr3do wrote: »
    Nermy wrote: »
    Kr3do wrote: »
    It really shows the state of Cyrodiil (and Forum PvP) when the main campaign thread isn't filled with replies from the usual suspects within one day.

    Forum PvP died when Prootch, Kris and a few others got themselves banned. :(

    They can do it like me and send a 400 word essay to the support on "why you shouldn't be a meany" to get unbanned.
    They're the heroes we need right now to make the forums interesting again.

    From reading some of Prootch's posts I'm not sure he knows 400 words or how to string them together to make legible text. :trollface:

    I’m surprised he couldn’t simply cloak out of the requirement. ;)
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  • Nermy
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    Feanor wrote: »
    Nermy wrote: »
    Kr3do wrote: »
    Nermy wrote: »
    Kr3do wrote: »
    It really shows the state of Cyrodiil (and Forum PvP) when the main campaign thread isn't filled with replies from the usual suspects within one day.

    Forum PvP died when Prootch, Kris and a few others got themselves banned. :(

    They can do it like me and send a 400 word essay to the support on "why you shouldn't be a meany" to get unbanned.
    They're the heroes we need right now to make the forums interesting again.

    From reading some of Prootch's posts I'm not sure he knows 400 words or how to string them together to make legible text. :trollface:

    I’m surprised he couldn’t simply cloak out of the requirement. ;)

    Cloak's broken ;)
    @Nermy
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    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” ― Oscar Wilde

    "An Army is a team; lives, sleeps, eats, fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is a lot of crap." -General George S. Patton

    "“Fate whispers, 'You can not withstand the storm.'
    Wabbajack whispers back, 'We are the storm."
  • JamieAubrey
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    I'll wait until next month, Gratz to EP on the win
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  • Durham
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    Ah this is a new thread. One word that goes with this campaign at primetime. LAAAAG

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  • Berenhir
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    The new CarlGroanedIt campaign is an absolute zergfest until it's a ridiculous PvDoor for poplocked EP against 1-bar-resistance at about 2 am CEST.

    And fix Pummeling Goliath, it is beyond ***.
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  • Montimer94
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    Zergfest means lagfest too
  • VagabondAngel
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    Berenhir wrote: »
    30 day PvP campaign is an absolute zergfest until it's a ridiculous PvDoor for poplocked EP against 1-bar-resistance at about 2 am CEST.
    I love the way you announced that like its somehow different than it was before it had a stupid name. B)

    Also you omitted AD morning caps and DC late morning Emp zergs.

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  • dtsharples
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    What time does the late morning Emp zerg start?
    I must have missed it somehow last week whilst I had a couple of days vacation, maybe I was too late - is it every day?
    I'd love for once to see what enjoyment it is that others get from capping an empty map, unfortunately my schedule usually means that I don't get the chance.
    10am? 11am? I'll pencil it in for my next day off, TY :)
  • Nermy
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    dtsharples wrote: »
    What time does the late morning Emp zerg start?
    I must have missed it somehow last week whilst I had a couple of days vacation, maybe I was too late - is it every day?
    I'd love for once to see what enjoyment it is that others get from capping an empty map, unfortunately my schedule usually means that I don't get the chance.
    10am? 11am? I'll pencil it in for my next day off, TY :)

    I'd just hang around from per-dawn to late evening, you won't miss it.

    Looking forward to some fun in Cyro tonight... Gonna kick some bananas and smurfs back to the gate... :trollface:

    @Nermy
    Leader of The Wabbajack [EU EP PvP guild on Vivec.] Recruitment is OPEN!
    Member of The Light Knights.
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    Nerm'a - EP Nightblade, Nerm-in'a'tor - EP Dragon Knight, N'erm - EP Sorcerer, D'arkness - EP Nightblade, Nermy - EP Templar

    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” ― Oscar Wilde

    "An Army is a team; lives, sleeps, eats, fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is a lot of crap." -General George S. Patton

    "“Fate whispers, 'You can not withstand the storm.'
    Wabbajack whispers back, 'We are the storm."
  • dtsharples
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    Didn't really work out for you did it ^^
    Well, not until you had no opposition :trollface:
  • Nermy
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    dtsharples wrote: »
    Didn't really work out for you did it ^^
    Well, not until you had no opposition :trollface:

    Erm, can't really rem... bit too much vino but I seem to rem we were behind the DC gates, greabbing a scroll at one point...
    @Nermy
    Leader of The Wabbajack [EU EP PvP guild on Vivec.] Recruitment is OPEN!
    Member of The Light Knights.
    BLOOD FOR THE PACT!!!

    Nerm'a - EP Nightblade, Nerm-in'a'tor - EP Dragon Knight, N'erm - EP Sorcerer, D'arkness - EP Nightblade, Nermy - EP Templar

    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” ― Oscar Wilde

    "An Army is a team; lives, sleeps, eats, fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is a lot of crap." -General George S. Patton

    "“Fate whispers, 'You can not withstand the storm.'
    Wabbajack whispers back, 'We are the storm."
  • dtsharples
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    The EP faction stack arrives again XD you guys are a joke :)
    No wonder you hide in your home keeps for the majority of the day and wait until the opposition is asleep lol
    What a load of jokers :D
  • Nermy
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    dtsharples wrote: »
    The EP faction stack arrives again XD you guys are a joke :)
    No wonder you hide in your home keeps for the majority of the day and wait until the opposition is asleep lol
    What a load of jokers :D

    Yeah, thing is we're not as big a joke as the stacking zergy DC guilds... That is a joke we can all get our teeth into. >:)


    Edited by Nermy on June 10, 2019 10:23AM
    @Nermy
    Leader of The Wabbajack [EU EP PvP guild on Vivec.] Recruitment is OPEN!
    Member of The Light Knights.
    BLOOD FOR THE PACT!!!

    Nerm'a - EP Nightblade, Nerm-in'a'tor - EP Dragon Knight, N'erm - EP Sorcerer, D'arkness - EP Nightblade, Nermy - EP Templar

    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” ― Oscar Wilde

    "An Army is a team; lives, sleeps, eats, fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is a lot of crap." -General George S. Patton

    "“Fate whispers, 'You can not withstand the storm.'
    Wabbajack whispers back, 'We are the storm."
  • LarsS
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    5 years and running and people still complains about zergs. :D
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  • Obir
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    LarsS wrote: »
    5 years and running and people still complains about zergs. :D

    I think ppl more like complain about the lagg we suffer every day bc of the zergs. :disappointed:

    But frankly if somebody dont want to face zergs just dont play Open World pvp in an MMO.

    Fix the BG que pls!! :)

    peace :)
  • Master_Kas
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    Obir wrote: »
    LarsS wrote: »
    5 years and running and people still complains about zergs. :D

    I think ppl more like complain about the lagg we suffer every day bc of the zergs. :disappointed:

    But frankly if somebody dont want to face zergs just dont play Open World pvp in an MMO.

    Fix the BG que pls!! :)

    peace :)

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  • Berenhir
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    LarsS wrote: »
    5 years and running and people still complains about zergs. :D

    Imagine playing all that time and still being unable to do anything but zerging.
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  • LjAnimalchin
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    The lag nowadays feels even worse than ever, 110 ping feels like 310. Basically unplayable most of primetime.
  • dtsharples
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    Nermy wrote: »
    Yeah, thing is we're not as big a joke as the stacking zergy DC guilds... That is a joke we can all get our teeth into. >:)

    OK now your'e just being delusional dear ;) .
    You literally have to faction stack to get anything done at all.
    At least you still have pop-lock when you farm an empty map, safety in numbers ey xD But then you'd know all about that hiding behind your 24man guild group running alongside the rest of the faction stack.
  • Nermy
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    dtsharples wrote: »
    Nermy wrote: »
    Yeah, thing is we're not as big a joke as the stacking zergy DC guilds... That is a joke we can all get our teeth into. >:)

    OK now your'e just being delusional dear ;) .
    You literally have to faction stack to get anything done at all.
    At least you still have pop-lock when you farm an empty map, safety in numbers ey xD But then you'd know all about that hiding behind your 24man guild group running alongside the rest of the faction stack.

    Sorry, were you trying to patronise me there? Fail.

    I take it you are in TDA?
    @Nermy
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    Member of The Light Knights.
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    Nerm'a - EP Nightblade, Nerm-in'a'tor - EP Dragon Knight, N'erm - EP Sorcerer, D'arkness - EP Nightblade, Nermy - EP Templar

    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” ― Oscar Wilde

    "An Army is a team; lives, sleeps, eats, fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is a lot of crap." -General George S. Patton

    "“Fate whispers, 'You can not withstand the storm.'
    Wabbajack whispers back, 'We are the storm."
  • LarsS
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    Nermy wrote: »
    dtsharples wrote: »
    Nermy wrote: »
    Yeah, thing is we're not as big a joke as the stacking zergy DC guilds... That is a joke we can all get our teeth into. >:)

    OK now your'e just being delusional dear ;) .
    You literally have to faction stack to get anything done at all.
    At least you still have pop-lock when you farm an empty map, safety in numbers ey xD But then you'd know all about that hiding behind your 24man guild group running alongside the rest of the faction stack.

    Sorry, were you trying to patronise me there? Fail.

    I take it you are in TDA?

    He is not in TDA. Frankly I dont understand this blame game.
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  • Nermy
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    LarsS wrote: »
    Nermy wrote: »
    dtsharples wrote: »
    Nermy wrote: »
    Yeah, thing is we're not as big a joke as the stacking zergy DC guilds... That is a joke we can all get our teeth into. >:)

    OK now your'e just being delusional dear ;) .
    You literally have to faction stack to get anything done at all.
    At least you still have pop-lock when you farm an empty map, safety in numbers ey xD But then you'd know all about that hiding behind your 24man guild group running alongside the rest of the faction stack.

    Sorry, were you trying to patronise me there? Fail.

    I take it you are in TDA?

    He is not in TDA. Frankly I dont understand this blame game.

    Nah, I'm not really into it either but he was trying to belittle me and my guild, not gonna stand for that. ;)

    Do you know him Lars?
    @Nermy
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    Member of The Light Knights.
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    Nerm'a - EP Nightblade, Nerm-in'a'tor - EP Dragon Knight, N'erm - EP Sorcerer, D'arkness - EP Nightblade, Nermy - EP Templar

    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” ― Oscar Wilde

    "An Army is a team; lives, sleeps, eats, fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is a lot of crap." -General George S. Patton

    "“Fate whispers, 'You can not withstand the storm.'
    Wabbajack whispers back, 'We are the storm."
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