Funniest thing you have heard from a daedra... and go.
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Case in point just share the funniest thing/s you have heard from a daedra. This can of course be from a daedric prince as well.
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VaranisArano✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"Do you return here to mock me, wretch? I assure you I will free myself and then free the life from your mortal shell."
Lord Warden really doesn't appreciate me trapping him in a shield and then bringing him on the guided tour of the Imperial City Prison.
"You will suffer for this indignity, mortal"
I'm sure I will, Lord Warden. I'm sure I will.6 -
Taleof2Cities✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭That high-pitched female Dremora in vMA:
“No cheating!”
“Go ahead and cheat!”19 -
Vildebill✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭VaranisArano wrote: »"Do you return here to mock me, wretch? I assure you I will free myself and then free the life from your mortal shell."
Lord Warden really doesn't appreciate me trapping him in a shield and then bringing him on the guided tour of the Imperial City Prison.
"You will suffer for this indignity, mortal"
I'm sure I will, Lord Warden. I'm sure I will.
HAHA is that unique only in ICP with the shield? Gotta try that out
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Sheezabeast✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I like how in IC, you can hear the Xyvkyn chit-chatting about how Khajiit meat tastes too gamey
Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!7 -
Lyserus✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Copy from a 2 years old post of mine
“you cannot stop me mortal” *slap
“u stop one there will be more” *slap
“i have this awesome monster that can defeat you” *slap
“I only need to win once” *slap
“I don't actually want to defeat you, work for me” *slap
“you are strong work for me” *slap
*slap *slap *slap
“…filthy mortals.Worms”
...*ultra slap
Sometimes you wonder if Molag Bal likes it rough10 -
gepe87✭✭✭✭✭
✭"Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeseeee"Gepe, Dunmer MagSorc Pact Grand Overlord | Gaepe, Bosmer MagSorc Dominion General
If you see edits on my replies: typos. English isn't my main language0 -
Bergzorn✭✭✭✭✭
✭"The skins of those you love will fry as my https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_deep_fried_foods"no CP PvP PC/EU
EP Zergborn
DC Zerg Beacon
guild master, raid leader, janitor, and only member of Zergbored3 -
Fischblut✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Words of Duchess of Anguish during main quest always give me smile: "Such tenacity! Such ambition! Such bravery! Such a pity we're going to skin you alive and feast on your intestines!"5 -
John_Falstaff✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I don't think Hiath the Battlemaster from DSA is actually a daedra (though I wouldn't know, he's in Boethia's service), but he has a few funny phrases, and some amusing that break the fourth wall.
Here's a cheeky one when group wipes: "It's your healer's fault. No question about it."15 -
Glurin✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you..."5 -
TheKingofSass✭✭✭✭Copy from a 2 years old post of mine
“you cannot stop me mortal” *slap
“u stop one there will be more” *slap
“i have this awesome monster that can defeat you” *slap
“I only need to win once” *slap
“I don't actually want to defeat you, work for me” *slap
“you are strong work for me” *slap
*slap *slap *slap
“…filthy mortals.Worms”
...*ultra slap
Sometimes you wonder if Molag Bal likes it rough
Maybe the lord of Domination likes to be dominated, and is secretly a sub
"Remember, darkness does not always equate to evil, just as light does not always bring good."
Nifereti
500 CP+┇Altmer┇Vampire Magblade┇AD
Alyäia Morningstar
500 CP+┇Altmer┇Vampire Magplar┇AD
Poison Avy
500 CP+┇Bosmer┇Werewolf Stamden┇EP
Tronto Ebur
500 CP+┇Imperial┇Frosted Tankden┇EP
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Tasear✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭John_Falstaff wrote: »I don't think Hiath the Battlemaster from DSA is actually a daedra (though I wouldn't know, he's in Boethia's service), but he has a few funny phrases, and some amusing that break the fourth wall.
Here's a cheeky one when group wipes: "It's your healer's fault. No question about it."
Yeah he as so many lines that by the final arena comes you want to smack him with your axe. Still I like how diverse the dialogue is in there.2 -
VaranisArano✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭VaranisArano wrote: »"Do you return here to mock me, wretch? I assure you I will free myself and then free the life from your mortal shell."
Lord Warden really doesn't appreciate me trapping him in a shield and then bringing him on the guided tour of the Imperial City Prison.
"You will suffer for this indignity, mortal"
I'm sure I will, Lord Warden. I'm sure I will.
HAHA is that unique only in ICP with the shield? Gotta try that out
Yeah. Grievous Ward. He's got dialogue for regular stuff and if you bring him back to ICP.0 -
El_Borracho✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭I enjoy Molag Bal telling me I am not worthy of sniffing his feet at some anchor locations1 -
MasterSpatula✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"Should I treat you to my whip or to my riding crop" still takes the cake for me."A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle2 -
ProfessorKittyhawk✭✭✭✭✭
✭MasterSpatula wrote: »"Should I treat you to my whip or to my riding crop" still takes the cake for me.
Came here to say this and you beat me to it. Well done!1 -
Enemy-of-Coldharbour✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"I need healing!" as burn them and their healer to the ground.
Silivren (Silly) Thalionwen | Altmer Templar | Magicka | 9-Trait Master Crafter/Jeweler | Master Angler | PVE Main - Killed by U35
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Swiftpaws-Moonshadow | Khajiit Nightblade | Stamina
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JumpmanLane✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭“It’s like a ballet, only with blood” in Maelstrom. And “Your efforts will be rewarded...someday...” Molag Balls.0 -
Kanar✭✭✭✭✭
✭"I will cremate you before you die!"
Or something like that; can't remember where I hear it but it always brings a smile to my face.0 -
WaltherCarraway✭✭✭✭✭Xivkyn Polymorphs make funny sounds when you cast healing ritual. Haven't found any other skill that does the same thing.
the only line i can get is "[daedric language] molag bal"Back from my last hiatus. 2021 a new start.0 -
Henryc1t807✭✭Not a daedra but orryn the black from tang lair "I'm just considering where to mount you". By far one of the most weird and suggestive lines in the game if you catch my meaning1
