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Can everyone stop calling the Update, "Nerfmire"

  • Darkenarlol
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    It is nerfmire if you play magicka

    It is ripmire if you play sorc

    It is mehmire if you play stam

    It is unBEARable if yo play warden

    It is unsubmire and quitmire for some players

    It is also a buff if you play other game (as usual)
  • Davor
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    Ramber wrote: »
    just wait until tomorrow they might pull a 180 and buff everything, all your infused are belong to us!

    Is that when it comes out? I totally forget when it's released.
    Not my quote but I love this saying

    "I would pay It for support. But since they choosed we are just numbers and not customers, i dont mind if game and zos goes to oblivion"
  • Facefister
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    Anyone who takes his/her role and class remotely serious will adapt and perform the same. Anyone else who isn't will panic out and spam F5 on Alcasts homepage.
  • BigBragg
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    Nerf Nermire. Too OP for forums.
  • DaveMoeDee
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    Just accept that a lot of people are corny as hell on the Internet.
  • DanteYoda
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    I call it as i see it.. Actually for me it will be gonemire..
  • stojekarcub18_ESO
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    I have never called it that, but I might start now. #matureforumposting
  • eso_lags
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    What is this forum, an Elementary School? You should be better than that.

    Im sorry but it is nerfmire.. Like it actually is. They have nerfed so much and in such terrible ways.. Like the blanket nerf to speed, for example, but so much more.

    And its like a chain reaction a lot of the time. They nerf one thing and end up hurting 10 other things. Nerfmire.
  • WhiteCoatSyndrome
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    We were better but then we got nerfed. :trollface:
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  • ZonasArch
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    Considering my NB Tank and Healer are being nerfed, as well as my Warden Tank losing Arctic Blast, Nerfmire seems appropriate.

    I'll enjoy the content it'll add but the nerfs will be forever engraved with Murkmire's legacy.

    Losing Arctic blast is a bit of a stretch though. It's a healing skill and it'll still heal the same.
  • ZonasArch
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    DanteYoda wrote: »
    I call it as i see it.. Actually for me it will be gonemire..

    Buh byeeee
  • Bergzorn
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    Changemire.

    Meh.
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  • Jameliel
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    Nerfmire sucks. Nothing changes that except a Nerf of Nerfmire.
  • Garwulf
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    Barfmire better?
  • Reistr_the_Unbroken
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    bearbelly wrote: »
    ArchMikem wrote: »
    What is this forum, an Elementary School?

    That's not a constructive way in which to interact with your fellow forum-goers, sir.
    Neither are some of the replies
  • Sharee
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    What is this forum, an Elementary School?

    Actually...

    :p
  • D0PAMINE
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    So whos gonna make a Nerfmire entry on urban dictionary?
  • Beardimus
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    Grollok76 wrote: »
    The sad thing is the added content might actually be amazing, but this update will forever be tainted by some stupid decisions made by their combat-/balancing-team.

    Really a shame for the content designers, they have my sympathies.

    I agree with that. I skip content sections of patch notes now to read how they have trashed my class as That's a bigger impact to me, Shame really. If the notes or patches were split id probably be more interested in the new stuff. Mind games lol
    Edited by Beardimus on October 22, 2018 6:25AM
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  • themaddaedra
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    I don't find it funny neither. It's just too overforced way of making fun.
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  • ItsMeToo
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    Can everyone stop calling the Update, "Nerfmire".

    I want to be part of Everyone...soooooo

    Nerfmire.

    Billions of people to go. Get the word out.

    I want that Nerfmire reward.
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    Example: There were hundreds of Jedi and only two Sith in Star Wars. The Jedi wanted, "Balance in the Force" and they got it. Now there are only two Jedi and two Sith.

    Balance is a "Bad" thing.
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  • TheCyberDruid
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    Is calling it Murknerf really that much better?
  • kamimark
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    Nerfmire: Swamps and Argonians ruin everything again.
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  • Silver_Strider
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    ZonasArch wrote: »
    Considering my NB Tank and Healer are being nerfed, as well as my Warden Tank losing Arctic Blast, Nerfmire seems appropriate.

    I'll enjoy the content it'll add but the nerfs will be forever engraved with Murkmire's legacy.

    Losing Arctic blast is a bit of a stretch though. It's a healing skill and it'll still heal the same.

    Unless you have no target because the boss decided to teleport or some such nonsense, then you have to wait til it can be targetable again for it to actually be able to fire, making it unreliable and as a Tank, if your heal isn't reliable, that can be the difference between a clear and a wipe. I'd rather not take that chance and use Polar Winds for guaranteed healing.
    Argonian forever
  • Jaimeh
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    Nerfmire
    Clockwork Pity
    Sorrowind
    Worsinium

    These names practically make themselves. It's on ZOS whether or not we use them for any given update and Nerfmire is just asking for it.

    Thanks for the giggles :smiley:
  • Faulgor
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    Buffmire.
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  • ItsMeToo
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    Oscarmier
    FYI - There is no such thing as 'night capping' in a world wide MMO.
    FYI - There was no paid Beta. When they launched the game the Beta was over, even if you don't think it was.
    FYI - It's B2P not F2P. There is a difference.
    FYI - It doesn't take any player skill to mash keys or buttons in this game. The ones that stay alive longer have the better internet connection and speed.
    FYI - The game is not broken, it still works. It just has 'bugs' that need to be fixed.
    Balance is a "Bad" thing.

    Example: There were hundreds of Jedi and only two Sith in Star Wars. The Jedi wanted, "Balance in the Force" and they got it. Now there are only two Jedi and two Sith.

    Balance is a "Bad" thing.
    Is the glass half full or half empty?
    I say, "Get a smaller glass."
  • TheYKcid
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  • killahsin
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    Grollok76 wrote: »
    The sad thing is the added content might actually be amazing, but this update will forever be tainted by some stupid decisions made by their combat-/balancing-team.

    Really a shame for the content designers, they have my sympathies.

    yes they def should have left the full shield nerf in there. I agree.
  • Daedric_NB_187
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    Ummmm....I'll call it what it is. Nerfmire
  • code65536
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    I personally call it the Moistpocalypse.

    But... you know how to get us to not call patches stupid, derisive names? Get us a dev team that actually listens.
    Edited by code65536 on October 22, 2018 11:50AM
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