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Forced to Name Change my Argonian Eats-Small-Children in a game featuring cannibalism?

  • Lazarus_Rising
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    Forcing your name change and your suspencion is completely wrong. You should open a tickst and see where it leads. Unbelieveable that they did this

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    Banana wrote: »
    WTF. Seeing theres no children in game you could eat :|

    He ate them all...

    This comment is gold
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  • malchior
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    Given that there are no children, especially small ones, I'd say your name is Fake News so needed to be "removed". XD
  • DanteYoda
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    I don't think eating small children would be very nice.. I mean i bet they taste terrible.. yuk.
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    Policy is so strange . I would appeal to a higher power like @ZOS_GinaBruno or @ZOS_RichLambert
  • FloppyTouch
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    Could you try Digest-Underdeveloped-humanoids
  • WarMasterCyp
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    Argonians don't eat eat children.

    Wood Elves do.

    So I say your name is not immersive and not lorefriendly.

    :D

    wood elves eat children? i'm deleting my wood elf :/ eww
  • Everstorm
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    DanteYoda wrote: »
    I don't think eating small children would be very nice.. I mean i bet they taste terrible.. yuk.

    Reminds me of EQ2, that game had a rat like race. When one of those npcs would encounter a player troll or ogre they'd make comment about how you shouldn't eat them because of too many little bones and not enough meat. >:)
  • Grymmoire
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    Could you try Digest-Underdeveloped-humanoids

    Ah but for the 25 character limit!
  • Mureel
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    JaZ2091 wrote: »
    Someone was probably offended, it is 2018.

    and the probably posted it on FB and Instagrammed themselves crying and posted it in Twitter.
  • Mureel
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    swippy wrote: »
    hey, at least it sounds like you're handling it well.

    maybe the person who reported it is still a blubbering mess.

    or maybe they just claimed they'd withhold some money. y'know, like the folks who don't want their craft bag anymore because Cyrodiil has lag. that usually works...

    xD
  • Mureel
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    Sixty5 wrote: »
    In the grim darkness of 2018 there is no humour, only offense.

    I miss the days of being able to put profanity in character names, and being able laugh over the resulting terrible puns.

    Ironic how you call this "grim darkness without humor", when a name playing on devouring children is itself, grim humor.

    I call it a sad time when there can't be any humor if it doesn't contain controversy, expletives, or sexual innuendo.

    I call it a sad time when people really believe that their opinion of funny or not funny, is any more valid than anyone else's!
  • Mureel
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    JaZ2091 wrote: »
    Someone was probably offended, it is 2018.

    and the probably posted it on FB and Instagrammed themselves crying and posted it in Twitter.
    Uviryth wrote: »
    Yeah, people get very upset when it comes to children. I kinda understand.

    It's a game. It is not real life.

    I bet these are the same people seeking out and reading every tragedy/drama/whatever they can find - just so they can feel bad all the time.
  • Mureel
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    AuldWolf wrote: »
    Even this thread worries me, so I'm going to report it. It's the kind of thing that shouldn't exist.


    Also - you're not allowed to threaten reporting players. You get a temp forum ban for it. Or some people do!
    Edited by Mureel on June 19, 2018 9:20AM
  • logarifmik
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    Sometimes I forget that ESO is a M-rated game. Most of the time the game is cartoonish, even in violent scenes. You know, such games and such situations as OP described make me think, that there is some kind of Puritanism Renaissance taking place in the USA, a perverted one.
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  • fierackas
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    DanteYoda wrote: »
    I don't think eating small children would be very nice.. I mean i bet they taste terrible.. yuk.

    A bit of salt and pepper makes them more palatable ;)
  • Mureel
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    AuldWolf wrote: »
    I'm kind of vexed by a few of the anti-SJW replies this thread has had. Are we playing the same game? This is a game that has LGBT people as a normal part of the world, the Tamrielic take on the Alt-Right (the Veiled Heritance) are the primary targets of the Aldmeri Dominion quest line.

    ZOS are cool people, they understand that people have feelings and are traumatised about things. I mean, if I were someone whose kid had been killed by someone, I'd be upset by a name like that as well. It's all about sensitivity and empathy, which sadly some people are sorely lacking in. There are many quests in ESO though that suggest that the people at ZOS aren't. Which I've often felt genuinely pleased about.

    Consider the questline with Velsa and Narahni in the Thieves Guild, too. There's sensitivity all over ESO and it's one of the game's most endearing features. I frankly love that they're a bunch of big, feelsy babies. I've talked about it before in another thread. It makes me happy.

    If you want far right freedoms to screw people up and traumatise them? You're probably playing the wrong game.

    I mean, you do realise how a name like that would affect someone who's experienced child loss via kidnapping or similar, right???

    Good grief.

    Even this thread worries me, so I'm going to report it. It's the kind of thing that shouldn't exist.

    SO we have to base every little single thing we do in a game, on the very off chance that maybe, possibly, someone we will likely never even talk to, MAYBE had a kidnapping happen to them?!

    WTAF!?!? Are you SERIOUS!!?

    Do you know how insane that sounds?

    Did the POSSIBLY MAYBE OFFENDED PERSON GAMING (tho if anything happened to my kid I'd be highly medicated all the time and not gaming ffs, IDK if I'd even live through it - but I would not be gaming), not see that there are plenty of CRADLES AND TOYS in Tamriel and NO KIDS?!?

    Sometimes, we have a duty of care to OURSELVES to REMOVE OURSELVES from things that bother us, not expect EVERYONE and EVERYTHING ELSE to change for us because something bad *may* have happened to us.
    Edited by Mureel on June 19, 2018 9:18AM
  • Mureel
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    Argonians don't eat eat children.

    Wood Elves do.

    So I say your name is not immersive and not lorefriendly.

    :D

    wood elves eat children? i'm deleting my wood elf :/ eww

    Wood elves are cannibals.

    Not necessarily children.
  • Thannazzar
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    Just change it to 'Eats own eggs'
  • NickStern
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    Try

    Eats-'Em-Young
    Edited by NickStern on June 19, 2018 9:23AM
  • Rain_Greyraven
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    We had some forced name changes in our guild as well, it got to the point that where the standing guild rule is your character must have a name that fits in Elder Scrolls lore, and isn't offensive....trust me you don't want them to ask you to change it twice....you may not be playing the game after that, or you could lose that character.

    As far as the SJW/Anti SJW nonsense..........

    This lore has been around way before the progressive movement, so if you think that summerset is speaking to current times you are incorrect, and if you think that Zenimax has some veiled progressive agenda you are also incorrect....they actually split ideologies pretty much down the middle and that is good on them

    Also this is Tamriel there are seldom good guys because good is a point of view and even when there are they don't always win.

    Elder scrolls has always been forward thinking ever since Arena.....but they also often show more conservative viewpoints and not in a twirly (all conservatives are evil) mustache sort of way, racism in Tamriel knows no color or species for that matter which makes it believable.

    Anyway if you have a name you think might get pulled go ahead and change it...once the GM's know your name...bad things start happening to your character.
    Edited by Rain_Greyraven on June 19, 2018 9:33AM
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  • Androconium
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    I used to have a character called 'Dung-Hoe' as in 'what-hoe!' and 'tally-hoe!'.

    It never occurred to me that USians would see it as poo-prostitute. :/
    Edited by Androconium on June 19, 2018 9:31AM
  • Taternater
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    In ESO there's murder, thievery, demonic daedra invading Tamriel, Not-nice-either Tamrielians invading Coldharbour, there's smoking, black magic, female orcs, and all sorts of bad things. But one thing it doesn't have is small children. Why? Well small children are kinda annoying. They're fine if they're yours, but someone else's small child is probably going to give your kid chicken pox at school. When I was in kindergarden I caught the chicken pox and spread it to all the kids in class. One of my classmates had a sister who was going to go to the prom but couldn't because she caught chicken pox from her little brother who caught it from me. Well I admit that there's a feeling of victory if your kid infects the entire class and their family members at their homes with the chicken pox, but when another kid does it to you it's terrible.

    Or maybe they're going to do what they did with Skyrim and make adoption a DLC? Just a theory.
  • Johngo0036
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    oh well waiting for my forced name change then,

    some lady players might take offence so i guess Men-O-Paws might have to change his name.
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    JaZ2091 wrote: »
    Someone was probably offended, it is 2018.

    Lol, just this. #political_correctness
    I'm done with this game because of ZOS pushing us into Vengeance, because they don't know how to fix Cyrodiil.
  • S1ipperyJim
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    Grymmoire wrote: »
    Some alternative names for you:
    Eats All Baby Things
    Eats All Brats
    Ch1ld-Eating Argonian (probably get flagged as too similar)
    Kid-Eating Argonian (kid as in baby goats but would probably get flagged too)
    One Pizzed-off Argonion

    yeah I need some ideas since I'm fresh out, I'm worried that unless I rename him friendly-safe-space or something anyone can still get offended and get him flagged again :(
  • Taternater
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    Grymmoire wrote: »
    Some alternative names for you:
    Eats All Baby Things
    Eats All Brats
    Ch1ld-Eating Argonian (probably get flagged as too similar)
    Kid-Eating Argonian (kid as in baby goats but would probably get flagged too)
    One Pizzed-off Argonion

    yeah I need some ideas since I'm fresh out, I'm worried that unless I rename him friendly-safe-space or something anyone can still get offended and get him flagged again :(

    Friendly-safe-space might be offensive to the curmudgeonly.
  • Mureel
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    Grymmoire wrote: »
    Some alternative names for you:
    Eats All Baby Things
    Eats All Brats
    Ch1ld-Eating Argonian (probably get flagged as too similar)
    Kid-Eating Argonian (kid as in baby goats but would probably get flagged too)
    One Pizzed-off Argonion

    yeah I need some ideas since I'm fresh out, I'm worried that unless I rename him friendly-safe-space or something anyone can still get offended and get him flagged again :(

    You'll probably get flagged for that!
  • Lazarus_Rising
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    Grymmoire wrote: »
    Some alternative names for you:
    Eats All Baby Things
    Eats All Brats
    Ch1ld-Eating Argonian (probably get flagged as too similar)
    Kid-Eating Argonian (kid as in baby goats but would probably get flagged too)
    One Pizzed-off Argonion

    yeah I need some ideas since I'm fresh out, I'm worried that unless I rename him friendly-safe-space or something anyone can still get offended and get him flagged again :(

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  • Mureel
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    Grymmoire wrote: »
    Some alternative names for you:
    Eats All Baby Things
    Eats All Brats
    Ch1ld-Eating Argonian (probably get flagged as too similar)
    Kid-Eating Argonian (kid as in baby goats but would probably get flagged too)
    One Pizzed-off Argonion

    yeah I need some ideas since I'm fresh out, I'm worried that unless I rename him friendly-safe-space or something anyone can still get offended and get him flagged again :(

    I am so over the oversensitive types and indeed some of the posts in this thread, all my brain is coming up with rn is snarky/lowbrow/evil char names. >:)
    Edited by Mureel on June 19, 2018 9:49AM
  • logarifmik
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    AuldWolf wrote: »
    I'm kind of vexed by a few of the anti-SJW replies this thread has had. Are we playing the same game? This is a game that has LGBT people as a normal part of the world, the Tamrielic take on the Alt-Right (the Veiled Heritance) are the primary targets of the Aldmeri Dominion quest line.

    ZOS are cool people, they understand that people have feelings and are traumatised about things. I mean, if I were someone whose kid had been killed by someone, I'd be upset by a name like that as well. It's all about sensitivity and empathy, which sadly some people are sorely lacking in. There are many quests in ESO though that suggest that the people at ZOS aren't. Which I've often felt genuinely pleased about.

    Consider the questline with Velsa and Narahni in the Thieves Guild, too. There's sensitivity all over ESO and it's one of the game's most endearing features. I frankly love that they're a bunch of big, feelsy babies. I've talked about it before in another thread. It makes me happy.

    If you want far right freedoms to screw people up and traumatise them? You're probably playing the wrong game.

    I mean, you do realise how a name like that would affect someone who's experienced child loss via kidnapping or similar, right???

    Good grief.

    Even this thread worries me, so I'm going to report it. It's the kind of thing that shouldn't exist.
    Report me as well, because I think that social justice is a cancer of progressive societies with a propaganda as a mechanism of spreading. SJW knows about such concepts as "freedom", "justice" and "human rights" only from popular culture and he is a product of it. SJW is a useful member of society only in his head, where a magical Elf Country exists having almost nothing in similar with the reality. SJW is just an another variety of a net troll, but unfortunately not a harmful one.

    For instance, SJW activities lead to emasculation and depletion of the art. This game and other games, movies, art, music shouldn't be guided by so-called social justice. Rid the art of your fantasies enacted into law, please. Thank you.

    P.S. OP's character nickname was great and lore-adequate in my humble opinion. I erect the spine of approval.
    P.P.S. I wonder, how many people here will be offended by my words.
    Edited by logarifmik on June 19, 2018 9:49AM
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