Why there is no toilet in Tamriel?

Leandor · May 2018

MasterLenman wrote: »

VilniusNastavnik wrote: »

Did someone say toilet?
...

Why would you place two mirrors next to each urinal? I would feel extremely uncomfortable using one of those

Do you pee in your wash basins at home as well?

POps75p · May 2018

cal50 wrote: »

Well, today I remember this; there is no wc in this game. Public or personal, houses or inns no toilet at all. What do you think?

the outside was an open *** house back in those ages, so just *** and *** away

Davor · May 2018

As I said in another thread, maybe that is why we are all jumping around. WE NEED TO GO!

Tomg999 · May 2018

There's that quest in stros m'kai "Moment of Truth" where you help a timid Orc, and he goes and squats in the bushes to make "bait" for the monster. I always thought that was funny.

kringled_1 · May 2018

There's also the quest in Eastmarch where a Khajit npc provides you with a bottle of stuff to splash on other npcs that they all describe as cat pee. I'd look carefully when traveling in Alik'r also.

AlienSlof · May 2018

SantieClaws wrote: »

This is not strictly accurate no.

There are at least two such conveniences at Castle Claws.

One of them made from an ancient daedric throne ...

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

And litter trays?

Lynx7386 · May 2018

Tryxus wrote: »

Buckets

Lunatic_Dizzy wrote: »

You know, now that you mention that, I really don't remember seeing bathrooms in Skyrim. Like, not even outhouses. Maybe they use magic and teleport it...there's just mountains of poop and rivers of pee in a pocket of Oblivion somewhere.

In Skyrim, there are forts (and homes) with luxurious bathrooms

They even come with Potions of True Shot

And reading material (hope it's the Lusty Argonian Maid)

Is the potion of true shot so you don't pee on the seat and *** off the mrs?

tinythinker · May 2018

cal50 wrote: »

Well, today I remember this; there is no wc in this game. Public or personal, houses or inns no toilet at all. What do you think?

You haven't seen anuses either.

Connection?

Voxicity · May 2018

TheNuminous1 wrote: »

Voxicity wrote: »

Tandor wrote: »

As I've never seen anyone urinating in ESO, unlike in Age of Conan, or defecating, I assume they have no need for such things. I dread to think of the additional possibilities for role-players if there were toilets, however.

There are actually some NPC's in Hew's Bane (females) who urinate against the wall like a man

Dont take a screenshot of them and post it here though because for some odd reason it's a bannable offence, don't ask me why oO

So You can be banned by posting a picture of something thats In The Game. WTFondue.

that is insane. I cant even. This game has mass murder Bags and Sacks of flesh sewn together. Dieties of torture sex and all around evil. Theft. Lies. Torture.

But if you post a picture of an npc peeing you get banned.

honestly Im more offended at the torture luxury vendor stuff or those ghastly Briarheart trees. then of someone doing what nature demands.

really why is death and torture more acceptable then something Billions of people all do.

Yeah, it was a very weird day for me indeed...

TheNuminous1 · May 2018

Voxicity wrote: »

TheNuminous1 wrote: »

Voxicity wrote: »

Tandor wrote: »

As I've never seen anyone urinating in ESO, unlike in Age of Conan, or defecating, I assume they have no need for such things. I dread to think of the additional possibilities for role-players if there were toilets, however.

There are actually some NPC's in Hew's Bane (females) who urinate against the wall like a man

Dont take a screenshot of them and post it here though because for some odd reason it's a bannable offence, don't ask me why oO

So You can be banned by posting a picture of something thats In The Game. WTFondue.

that is insane. I cant even. This game has mass murder Bags and Sacks of flesh sewn together. Dieties of torture sex and all around evil. Theft. Lies. Torture.

But if you post a picture of an npc peeing you get banned.

honestly Im more offended at the torture luxury vendor stuff or those ghastly Briarheart trees. then of someone doing what nature demands.

really why is death and torture more acceptable then something Billions of people all do.

Yeah, it was a very weird day for me indeed...

I cant believe that happened to you! thats crazy!

Tryxus · May 2018

Lynx7386 wrote: »

Tryxus wrote: »

Buckets

Lunatic_Dizzy wrote: »

You know, now that you mention that, I really don't remember seeing bathrooms in Skyrim. Like, not even outhouses. Maybe they use magic and teleport it...there's just mountains of poop and rivers of pee in a pocket of Oblivion somewhere.

In Skyrim, there are forts (and homes) with luxurious bathrooms

They even come with Potions of True Shot

And reading material (hope it's the Lusty Argonian Maid)

Is the potion of true shot so you don't pee on the seat and *** off the mrs?

That, or those bandits like to play a game of "poop darts"

Ximinetto · May 2018

The question is,why this thread have that success?

Malacthulhu · May 2018

Flip the jester hat upsidedown.

Enemy-of-Coldharbour · May 2018

Because no one in Tamriel has the 'parts' for it:

SirAndy · May 2018

cal50 wrote: »

What do you think?

I think i know a bucket when i see one, they are all over the place ...

notimetocare · May 2018

Cage_Lizardman wrote: »

Especially strange since there's plenty of sewers...

Sewers existed long before toilets. Its called dumping your bucket

Aurielle · May 2018

There is totally a toilet in ESO! It’s located at the Vulkhel Guard wayshrine on PS4 NA...

Ximinetto · May 2018

Enemy-of-Coldharbour wrote: »

Because no one in Tamriel has the 'parts' for it:

Hentai!!!

Minyassa · May 2018

Our pants don't come off. Ever. I'm hoping that means that we are some sort of fantasy creature that just does not expel waste that way. Because...our pants don't come off.

Jayman1000 · May 2018

cal50 wrote: »

Well, today I remember this; there is no wc in this game. Public or personal, houses or inns no toilet at all. What do you think?

And no kids either. Not toilets, no kids... dafrog??