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Fat Orcs Should be a Meme

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Found this guy boozing in Rawl'kha, living the ESO dream.
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  • Sixty5
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    0/10 no wedding dress
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  • VaranisArano
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    Looks like he's having a good time.

    But if a fat orc guy is going to be an ESO meme, I'd expect him to wear a wedding dress.
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    Great name but need a pet pig
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    This is my fat orc.

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    However @Chufu insists he's not fat and they're just his eating muscles. :sweat_smile:
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    True, Orcs are not fat!
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    Too many people make characters that look disproportionate they're so anorexic. +1 for, uh, full figured representation.
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    That's a gross looking bloody scab on his forearm... maybe see a mage about that?
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
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    Found this guy boozing in Rawl'kha, living the ESO dream.

    I like the weapon pommel going through the arm.
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    TelvanniWizard wrote: »
    ArchMikem wrote: »
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    Found this guy boozing in Rawl'kha, living the ESO dream.

    I like the weapon pommel going through the arm.
    It's a faster way to draw the weapon, just move the arm and as it's surgically implanted it comes with it.
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    dwemer_paleologist wrote: »
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    Great, now that horrific image is burned into my retinas.
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    dwemer_paleologist wrote: »
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    Is he named Beergut gro-Belly, by any chance?
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  • Tucker3711
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    At times like this you wonder... What do orcs eat..?
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    Tucker3711 wrote: »
    At times like this you wonder... What do orcs eat..?

    Crown Consumables, apparently, as of the latest on the gifting system:
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    Fat Orcs Should be a Meme
    why? what's so super funny about a fat orc that it needs to be a meme?

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    Jerkling wrote: »
    ArchMikem wrote: »
    Fat Orcs Should be a Meme
    why? what's so super funny about a fat orc that it needs to be a meme?

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    Lol. I have a fat Orc too. Was a chef / mule alt but made him my PvP healer. The amount of people that mention his gut, I guess as he mainly has only a bath towel on.

    What's odd is that the Forum PC brigade haven't descended on this thread.

    They are accusing players of being racists cos of the Argonian thread, animal welfare slogans in the dead horse threads, but nothing about FAT jokes.

    I'm almost offended that no one is offended!!!! :)
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    The orc thinks this thread is discriminating.

    Bring the clans together to destroy this fat-orc-thread!
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    Beardimus wrote: »
    Lol. I have a fat Orc too. Was a chef / mule alt but made him my PvP healer. The amount of people that mention his gut, I guess as he mainly has only a bath towel on.

    What's odd is that the Forum PC brigade haven't descended on this thread.

    They are accusing players of being racists cos of the Argonian thread, animal welfare slogans in the dead horse threads, but nothing about FAT jokes.

    I'm almost offended that no one is offended!!!! :)

    A fat orc chieftain has a good hunt-wife and hearth-wife.
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    Free the fat orcs
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