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Fat Orcs Should be a Meme
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Found this guy boozing in Rawl'kha, living the ESO dream.
CP2,000 Master Explorer - AvA One Star General - Console Peasant - The Clan
Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
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✭✭0/10 no wedding dressLord and Savior of the Association of Serious S***posters.
I play a character called "Gives Me Wood Elf" because I am a mature and sensible person.
Stam Sorc main in Battlegrounds1 -
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But if a fat orc guy is going to be an ESO meme, I'd expect him to wear a wedding dress.0 -
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✭✭True, Orcs are not fat!- @OrcTalk on Twitter
- ESO-Skillfactory.com[EN/DE/FR] Skillplanner/Skillplaner/Planificateur de compétences
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Marginis✭✭✭✭✭Too many people make characters that look disproportionate they're so anorexic. +1 for, uh, full figured representation.@Marginis on PC, Senpai Fluffy on Xbox, Founder of Magicka. Also known as Kha'jiri, The Night Mother, Ma'iq, Jane Shepard, Damia, Kintyra, Zoor Do Kest, You, and a few others.3
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✭✭✭That's a gross looking bloody scab on his forearm... maybe see a mage about that?Fear is the Mindkiller0 -
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It's a faster way to draw the weapon, just move the arm and as it's surgically implanted it comes with it.TelvanniWizard wrote: »
@Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
"Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."1 -
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Great, now that horrific image is burned into my retinas.dwemer_paleologist wrote: »
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✭✭✭✭✭dwemer_paleologist wrote: »
Is he named Beergut gro-Belly, by any chance?"A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle0 -
Tucker3711✭✭✭At times like this you wonder... What do orcs eat..?@Tucker311- PC
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Nord Beth Rose (EP)
Imperial Freya Var (DC)
High Elf Hestia du foyer (AD)
Wood Elf Epona Caoin (AD)
Hotstuff Queen0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Tucker3711 wrote: »At times like this you wonder... What do orcs eat..?
Crown Consumables, apparently, as of the latest on the gifting system:
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✭✭✭✭✭Lol. I have a fat Orc too. Was a chef / mule alt but made him my PvP healer. The amount of people that mention his gut, I guess as he mainly has only a bath towel on.
What's odd is that the Forum PC brigade haven't descended on this thread.
They are accusing players of being racists cos of the Argonian thread, animal welfare slogans in the dead horse threads, but nothing about FAT jokes.
I'm almost offended that no one is offended!!!!
Xbox One | EU | EP
Beardimus : VR16 Dunmer MagSorc [RIP MagDW 2015-2018]
Emperor of Sotha Sil 02-2018 & Sheogorath 05-2019
1st Emperor of RavenwatchAlts - - for the Lolz
Archimus : Bosmer Thief / Archer / Werewolf
Orcimus : Fat drunk Orc battlefield 1st aider
Scalimus - Argonian Sorc Healer / Pet master
Fighting small scale with : The SAXON Guild
Fighting with [PvP] : The Undaunted Wolves
Trading Guilds : TradersOfNirn | FourSquareTraders
Xbox One | NA | EP
Bëardimus : L43 Dunmer Magsorc / BG
Heals-With-Pets : VR16 Argonian Sorc PvP / BG Healer
Nordimus : VR16 Stamsorc
Beardimus le 13iem : L30 Dunmer Magsorc Icereach0 -
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✭✭The orc thinks this thread is discriminating.
Bring the clans together to destroy this fat-orc-thread!- @OrcTalk on Twitter
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✭✭✭✭✭Lol. I have a fat Orc too. Was a chef / mule alt but made him my PvP healer. The amount of people that mention his gut, I guess as he mainly has only a bath towel on.
What's odd is that the Forum PC brigade haven't descended on this thread.
They are accusing players of being racists cos of the Argonian thread, animal welfare slogans in the dead horse threads, but nothing about FAT jokes.
I'm almost offended that no one is offended!!!!
A fat orc chieftain has a good hunt-wife and hearth-wife.1
