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Edited by DoctorESO on September 22, 2018 11:22PM

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Whip
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Riding crop
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All I saw was red and then I killed her
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  • Tryxus
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    "Why not both?" ;)
    Edited by Tryxus on January 23, 2018 12:43AM
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
    Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU
  • Vermintide
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    Riding crop
    Then I had to stop and fap.

    Don't get me started on that quest with all the tied up harpies.
  • vamp_emily
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    Whip
    I don't do many quests but if I was asked that question I would have responded "mmmmm whip me please". :)
    If you want a friend, get a dog.
    AW Rank: Grand Warlord 1 ( level 49)

  • ArchMikem
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    Vermintide wrote: »
    Then I had to stop and fap.

    Don't get me started on that quest with all the tied up harpies.

    Whoa there buddy, youre up to 11 and we need you at a 6ish.
    CP2,100 Master Explorer - AvA Two Star Warlord - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
    Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
  • Turbotailz
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    All I saw was red and then I killed her
    I don't word play with demons. It never ends well.
    Friend: This one has a cool joke to tell. Want to hear?
    Me: Sure okay.
    Friend: What can a frozen band-aid be applied on?
    Me: This one don't know. Tell me.
    Friend: A cold cut. Get it?? hehehe
    Me:.... *activates Grim Focus!*
    Friend: No wait! it's a joke! please!
  • Nyghthowler
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    Riding crop
    If only I could find a non Daedric girl in Tamriel who is into 'exotic' sports... :p
    I'm not prejudiced; I hate everyone equally !
  • Tryxus
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    Nyghthowler wrote: »
    If only I could find a non Daedric girl in Tamriel who is into 'exotic' sports... :p

    Have you checked the basement of the Ebony Flask?
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
    Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU
  • Garwulf
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    They are both whips...
  • Ulo
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    Whip
    I'm honestly not sure what a riding crop is. But...
  • DoctorESO
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    .
    Edited by DoctorESO on September 22, 2018 11:23PM
  • geonsocal
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    can't there be a feather and cushioned paddle option?
    PVP Campaigns Section: Playstation NA and EU (Gray Host) - This Must be the Place
  • Jade1986
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    Riding crop
    What quest is this?!!!! I need to do it! xD
  • Jade1986
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    Riding crop
    Ulo wrote: »
    I'm honestly not sure what a riding crop is. But...

    Awww, I thought it was something you actually ri.....

    You know what, I will just see my self out. xD
  • vyndral13preub18_ESO
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    My word! Have you learned nothing from the experiences of the Red Prince!?
    Edited by vyndral13preub18_ESO on January 23, 2018 4:18AM
  • TheShadowScout
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    DoctorESO wrote: »
    Just for fun: "You look like a sturdy one. Shall I treat you to my whip or my riding crop?" - Dark Seducer Daedra NPC
    bth.gif
    :p;):naughty:
  • DocFrost72
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    All I saw was red and then I killed her
    My bosmer female isn't that naive. Real close though.
  • AzraelKrieg
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    All I saw was red and then I killed her
    My mDK brought out her whip instead
    Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+
    Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 50
  • Tasear
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    All I saw was red and then I killed her
    Maybe...I could be a dps after all.
  • MercTheMage
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    Wait what?! O.o
    WHERE DOES THIS HAPPEN xD
    You just going to stand there like a lemon?
  • InnocentOfCrime
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    Whip
    This is how i would have responded, but i dont remember this quest exactly.

    Is this that place in coldharbour where you rescue stibbons from a deadra that actually does want to make him happy?
  • HatchetHaro
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    Whip
    I'd take both. I'm super kinky.
    Best Argonian NA and I will fight anyone for it

    20 Argonians

    6x IR, 7x GH, 7x TTT, 5x GS, 6x DB, 1x PB, 4x SBS, 1x MM, 1x US, 2x CB, 1x Unchained
  • Fischblut
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    All I saw was red and then I killed her
    WHERE DOES THIS HAPPEN xD

    Any seducer NPC in Coldharbour can say that when the fight starts :) Also "Put down your weapons, we can think of better things to do..." or something. Of course we can, but unfortunately they leave no other choice than to kill them cause they are hostile by default :/
    But if they weren't hostile, they wouldn't need to say anything to burn the fire of passion in my characters' hearts :D

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    Also mention of whip always makes me smile cause of this funny book:

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    "Comments in this thread should contain natch potes memes and hype."

    Please, add ability to use all new idle animations on every mount!

    Please, fix the bugged lights! They ruin visuals of environment and mounts.
  • SpearDusk
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    My Imperial ended up using it on the daedra ;p
  • Turelus
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    All I saw was red and then I killed her
    Murder Death Kill, Murder Death Kill!
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
    The Great Forums Banning #NeverForget
  • EvilCroc
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    Keep the silence, brother.
  • Mic1007
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    All I saw was red and then I killed her
    One does not make any deals - or accept any offers - from any Daedric fiend. The only valid response is a knife in their gut.
    @Mic1007
    Champion Rank 900+
    DC/AD/EP
    PC NA

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
  • DocFrost72
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    All I saw was red and then I killed her
    Mic1007 wrote: »
    One does not make any deals - or accept any offers - from any Daedric fiend. The only valid response is a knife in their gut.

    "Come now, everyone fights differently. Perhaps they simply wished to impale the demons on their spear."
  • Stovahkiin
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    *cough* @Ekoe1954.. sounds like old times ;)
    Edited by Stovahkiin on January 23, 2018 3:33PM
    Beware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!
  • Asardes
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    Whip
    Since she uses lava whip I assume she's a Magicka DK, so I ask her gently: "Have you read the patch notes?"
    Beta tester since February 2014, played ESO-TU October 2015 - August 2022, currently on an extended break
    vMA (The Flawless Conqueror) | vVH (Spirit Slayer & of the Undying Song) | vDSA | vAA HM | vHRC HM | vSO HM | vMoL | vAS+1 | Emperor

    PC-EU CP 3000+
    41,000+ Achievement Points before High Isle
    Member of:
    Pact Veteran Trade: Exemplary
    Traders of the Covenant: God of Sales
    Tamriels Emporium: God of Sales
    Valinor Overflow: Trader
    The Traveling Merchant: Silver

    Characters:
    Asardes | 50 Nord Dragonknight | EP AR 50 | Master Crafter: all traits & recipes, all styles released before High Isle
    Alxaril Nelcarion | 50 High Elf Sorcerer | AD AR 20 |
    Dro'Bear Three-paws | 50 Khajiit Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
    Veronique Nicole | 50 Breton Templar | DC AR 20 |
    Sabina Flavia Cosades | 50 Imperial Warden | EP AR 20 |
    Ervesa Neloren | 50 Dark Elf Dragonknight | EP AR 20 |
    Fendar Khodwin | 50 Redguard Sorcerer | DC AR 20 |
    Surilanwe of Lillandril | 50 High Elf Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
    Joleen the Swift | 50 Redguard Templar | DC AR 20 |
    Draynor Telvanni | 50 Dark Elf Warden | EP AR 20 |
    Claudius Tharn | 50 Necromancer | DC AR 20 |
    Nazura-la the Bonedancer | 50 Necromancer | AD AR 20 |
    Tharkul gro-Shug | 50 Orc Dragonknight | DC AR 4 |
    Ushruka gra-Lhurgash | 50 Orc Sorcerer | AD AR 4 |
    Cienwen ferch Llywelyn | 50 Breton Nightblade | DC AR 4 |
    Plays-with-Sunray | 50 Argonian Templar | EP AR 4 |
    Milariel | 50 Wood Elf Warden | AD AR 4 |
    Scheei-Jul | 50 Necromancer | EP AR 4 |

    PC-NA CP 1800+
    30,000+ Achievement Points before High Isle
    Member of:
    Savage Blade: Majestic Machette

    Characters:
    Asardes the Exile | 50 Nord Dragonknight | EP AR 30 |
  • WldKarde
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    Whip
    I believe my tank character would say...

    "Whip me, beat me, use me, abuse me, but don't blindfold me...I wanna watch!" ;)
    PC NA
    Characters formally known as Veteran 16:
    Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
    Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
    Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
    River Wldkarde
    18 Master Anglers so far
    "Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H
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