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Argonians...it bothers me

  • Enslaved
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    Mitrenga wrote: »
    There is a guild in EU named "Tail Collectors" that has members who hate Argonians. Guild's purpose is to remove the Argonians from their very existence. You are welcome any time!

    By the way, it is not racism against Argonians. We merely trying to help them not to become slaves.

    There is a guild in EU called "pathetic". You are welcome there and would even be made a guild leader. I mean, you meet requirements.
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    Knootewoot wrote: »
    I liked that Argonians and Khajit had different leg models and they walked funny to.

    Objection! Everyone walked funny in Morrowind.

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    max_only wrote: »
    Argonians bother me too.

    But.

    Chickens have breast meat.... and *technically* they are reptiles. Also Argonians can grow feathers. So maybe they have chests without ***...... eugh this topic is really horrible lol


    Edit lol nips are censored!

    That's because we use biology incorrectly when it comes to humans.

    What we call breasts are actually teats. Actual breasts are the muscle mass of the chest. Both women and men have breasts. On women, they're underneath the teats, which we, for some reason, call breasts.

    It all probably has something to do with squeamishness about reproductive biology, especially in the English-speaking cultures.

    EDIT: Also, wait a minute. Chickens aren't reptiles.
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    I was wondering when someone was going to catch that!

    Argonians are mostly featherless upright Brahmin chicken.

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  • Lynx7386
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    All of this matters not. Khajiit are obviously the sexier maids
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    Banana wrote: »
    Come on people what about fleabags. Why do they only have 2 ? This isnt the real world might be an answer.

    ... Because they are as much human*-cats as cat-humans? The more heavily cat-like ones might very well have more.

    Even the argonians have versions that are far more human looking... As redundant as it might seem, I really hope we get a TES game at some point where we can actually select from multiple versions to play... I'd even be fine with having all the elves of the rainbow as well if that's what it took to happen.


    *Though I think more mer technically.
    Edited by Shgon_Dunstan on April 25, 2017 4:53AM
  • manustecta
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    This forum debate is not going anywhere. :)
    We need one Khajiit or one Argonian on this forum to say something in their defense.
    My personal opinion is that Khajiit girls are very sexy and i was hear from one merchant in shadowfen that they purr just like kittens.
    Edited by manustecta on April 25, 2017 8:30AM
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    manustecta wrote: »
    This forum debate is not going anywhere. :)
    We need one Khajiit or one Argonian on this forum to say something in their defense.
    My personal opinion is that Khajiit girls are very sexy and i was hear from one merchant in shadowfen that they purr just like kittens.

    khajiit having them can be easily explained. Azura created them and she probably wanted them to keep some of the human traits. (this would also explain why they have human hands and feet instead of paws).
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    I hate argonians. Talking handbags, they even sound like opening bags, creaking.
    When I hear them speak, all I can think about is this:

    https://youtu.be/riHLUOXt1Aw?t=8s
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