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What was the funniest Patch Notes part?

  • Kay1
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    The removal of sustain
    The fact they nerf major mending for DK and Templar but leave it strong for Warden. LOL

    Is pure coincidence of course.

    There's nothing to see here.
    K1 The Big Monkey
  • Rex-Umbra
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    The Nightblade nerf
    Blocking too expensive heavy useless again and NB got kicked down further.
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  • Bashev
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    Other (explain)
    How Sorcs skipped the nerf hammer!
    Because I can!
  • Rex-Umbra
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    The Nightblade nerf
    Red guard nerfed as well
    Xbox GT: Rex Umbrah
    GM of IMPERIUM since 2015.
  • wolfdoggie_ESO
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    The Medium and Light Armor nerf
    Everyone wears heavy, even both mag n stam DPS nowadayz...
  • Earrindo
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    I voted other because the funniest thing to me was the raging. So much rage, so many memes, its like tumblr in here.
  • Pallio
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    One thing is kinda funny.

    Imagine how bad running pug vet pledges will be after this patch, as bad as it is now, LOL.
  • JahneeO
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    Other (explain)
    I didn't laugh at the patch notes, they are what they are.

    I am laughing at all of the fallout from the feedback.
    Everyone who plays a certain way complained about how someone who played a different way was OP for months.
    Everyone has been pleading for class balance for years.

    Then, ZOS brings down the nerf hammer on all.
    Becareful what you wish for through incessant complaining.

    It's a game. L2P differently.
  • kadar
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    Other (explain)
    Mounts placed inside your home will now fidget periodically.
  • Blairy087
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    Other (explain)
    The sorc nerfs.
  • Blairy087
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    Other (explain)
    Blairy087 wrote: »
    The sorc nerfs.

    Oh wait.. There weren't any.
  • Edziu
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    Other (explain)
    nerf to dk with templar which will make them worse in healing and tanking than wardem + no change in nb wchih will be nonstop on bottom in dps but now he will get also templars and dk to the company and not any touch into sorc which is now op in every espect in game and on forum you can see every thread about nerf only sorc, no any other class lol

    #ZO$Balance
  • Firerock2
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    The Templar nerf
    JahneeO wrote: »
    I didn't laugh at the patch notes, they are what they are.

    I am laughing at all of the fallout from the feedback.
    Everyone who plays a certain way complained about how someone who played a different way was OP for months.
    Everyone has been pleading for class balance for years.

    Then, ZOS brings down the nerf hammer on all.
    Becareful what you wish for through incessant complaining.

    It's a game. L2P differently.

    except for sorcs
  • Jim_Pipp
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    Other (explain)
    I think (maybe I am just being big-headed) one of my builds caused one of the minor nerfs.

    The Stygian set got wrecked in the patch notes, but one strange way it got wrecked was the new rule that the bonus damage only affects magicka abilities. As stygian is clearly a magicka gearset why was that needed?

    Because ultimates scale off your highest resource and I've been ganking by stacking max mag and spell damage to do crazy damage with the two-handed ultimate (onslaught). I've posted about the build in a few places but never seen/heard of anyone else using it.

    Oh well that cheesy build is dead, but then so are most of my current builds in the next patch.
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  • Ch4mpTW
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    Nothing, I'm so pissed off that I didn't laughed once
    Blairy087 wrote: »
    The sorc nerfs.
    Firerock2 wrote: »
    JahneeO wrote: »
    I didn't laugh at the patch notes, they are what they are.

    I am laughing at all of the fallout from the feedback.
    Everyone who plays a certain way complained about how someone who played a different way was OP for months.
    Everyone has been pleading for class balance for years.

    Then, ZOS brings down the nerf hammer on all.
    Becareful what you wish for through incessant complaining.

    It's a game. L2P differently.

    except for sorcs

    As a PetSorc main, I humbly ask that you all leave us Sorcs alone (except for StamSorcs). We Sorcs (except for StamSorcs) are innocent, and are always innocent. We do no wrong (again except for StamSorcs), and don't deserve more nerfs. We've been nerfed time and time again. Now it is time we finally shine. Let us hold hands my fellow Sorc brethren, and gaze upon the carnage unfolding. Let us stack our shields in harmony, and protect each other from the chaos. :D@Vaoh @Thelon
  • Pallio
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    Endless shields and streak, without mag regen might be hard, but, pets and heavy attack still work so it is all good.
  • Gilvoth
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    none of it was funny.
  • Pallio
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    Speaking of funny, I have a joke:

    Four Wardens walk in to a dungeon, the end.
  • ZOS_Bill
    ZOS_Bill
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    A few comments had to be removed from the thread for baiting and flaming. Please try and stay civil and follow the forum rules when posting.
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  • Kay1
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    The removal of sustain
    ZOS_BillE wrote: »
    A few comments had to be removed from the thread for baiting and flaming. Please try and stay civil and follow the forum rules when posting.

    Thank you very much!
    K1 The Big Monkey
  • Voxicity
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    Other (explain)
    ZOS_BillE wrote: »
    A few comments had to be removed from the thread for baiting and flaming. Please try and stay civil and follow the forum rules when posting.

    Thank you :)
  • jcaceresw
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    Other (explain)
    That we have to pay for the additional 2 character slots instead of getting them for free considering the high cost of the chapter.
  • Vipstaakki
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    The Templar nerf
    jcaceresw wrote: »
    That we have to pay for the additional 2 character slots instead of getting them for free considering the high cost of the chapter.

    You don't need 12 characters anyway.
  • Tholian1
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    The section about Sorcerers was the funniest (compared to what happened to the other classes).
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  • Cillion3117
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    Other (explain)
    If they nerf everything, it'll be like they nerfed nothing. So I'm good.
  • Anhedonie
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    The Dragonknight nerf
    DK and Templar nerfs were top. Wrobel went full mad on these guys.
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  • goldenarcher1
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    mrdankles wrote: »
    [b]They removed stealth damage bonus on players.[/b] Lol GG ZOS. Stamina nightblade worst class in the game..

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  • Kay1
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    The removal of sustain
    If they nerf everything, it'll be like they nerfed nothing. So I'm good.

    That's a good point
    K1 The Big Monkey
  • Shad0wfire99
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    Nothing, I'm so pissed off that I didn't laughed once
    I want to change my vote. The parts where it says "this will be a buff if your're under 15k." Those are funny.
    Edited by Shad0wfire99 on April 21, 2017 10:41AM


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  • Kay1
    Kay1
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    The removal of sustain
    I want to change my vote. The parts where it says "this will be a buff if your under 15k." Those are funny.

    I should've put that one too.

    Battle Roar now scales of your maximum character level
    It's a buff if your resources are under 15k tho!!!
    :D
    K1 The Big Monkey
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