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Unofficial ESO Joke thread
Since
@ZOS_AntonioP asked for it here it is
Antonio's joke:
Orc: "I keep seeing spots before my eyes."
Breton: "Have you seen a healer?"
Orc: "No, just spots."
My lame joke:
Why does everyone lust for Argonian Maids?
Because you always get some tail
Let's hear yours.