Why does an Argonian make a good lover?
Because he does good breaststroke.
This is the most balanced update ever .
How do the 10 races chop down a tree?
Altmer: Will use a Levitation Spell to rip it out of the ground, then boast about his/her magical talents
Argonian: Will worship the tree instead
Bosmer: Obeys the Green Pact and will slay anyone who dares to harm the tree
Breton: Chops it down with a regular axe, cuz they're a boring race
Dunmer: Gets his/her Argonian slaves to do it for him/her
Imperial: Tries the diplomatic approach and attempts to convince the tree to chop itself down
Khajiit: This one prefers to run up the tree, then complain that this one can't get down
Nord: Is too drunk from all that mead to chop it down, so he/she will instead pee against it and then be merrily on his/her way
Orc: Rams it headfirst
Redguard: What makes you think a Redguard can chop down a tree? Have you seen any in the Alik'r desert?