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  • Abeille
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    Lord_Draevan wrote: »
    Ignore offline servers.
    Post funny TES content!

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    Celebrating the datamined information.
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    It's going down
    I'm yelling CHIMER
    Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.

    Meet my characters:
    Command: Do the thing.

    Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
    Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
    Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
    Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
    Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
    Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
    Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
    Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
    Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
    Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
  • raidentenshu_ESO
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    Lord_Draevan wrote: »
    raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
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    How... how could you Molag Bal?!?!?!?!

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    Hes the Lord of brutality. He shows no mercy.
  • Lord_Draevan
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    Abeille wrote: »
    Lord_Draevan wrote: »
    Ignore offline servers.
    Post funny TES content!

    I+am+high+dance+of+skyrim+dance+wth+me+mortals_d22cb5_4824630.gif

    Celebrating the datamined information.
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    It's going down
    I'm yelling CHIMER

    Hopefully it's coming...

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    I'm a man of few words. Any questions?
    NA/PC server
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    Time for your monthly dose of outside lol

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  • babedenny
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    "Challenger, this is Houston. We're seeing a problem and are going to investigate."
  • raidentenshu_ESO
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    You guys into prank calls? Here's Heimskr preaching Talos to a Christian organization.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s5mF4KWBIM
  • Lord_Draevan
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    Rohamad_Ali wrote: »
    Time for your monthly dose of outside lol

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    Fortunately I'm at work for the next few hours, so this shutdown doesn't affect me!

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    I'm a man of few words. Any questions?
    NA/PC server
  • rhapsodious
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    Rohamad_Ali wrote: »
    Time for your monthly dose of outside lol

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    but it's hot and sweaty out there

    Guess it's Monster Hunter time for me, then!
    29k anchovy club

  • babedenny
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    As far as reboots go, unless something else changes, the root cause is still present, and will happen again.
  • AntonShan
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    Login issues. Again. North American Megaserver. Again. What's wrong with it?
  • Immortal_Dark410
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    Retired Guild Leader Of AMAZING DEALS OF TAMRIEL
    Retired Guild Leader Of AMAZING DEALS OF NIRN
    (ALL FACTION TRADE GUILDS)

    PC NA SERVER
    DC - DARKDROGO | ORC | STAM DK | LVL 50 | CP 1285
    AD - DARK-GEARLT-OF-RIVIA | ALTMER | MAG SORC | LVL 50 | CP 1285
    EP - DARK-ABYSS | DUNMER | MAG TEMP | LVL 50 | CP 1285
    DC - REAPERS-CLOACK-OF-YASSASEEN | BRETON | MAG NB | LVL 50 | CP 1285
    AD - DARK-SLADE-WILSON | KHAJIIT | STAM NB | LVL 50 | CP 585
    AD - THE-LAST-DRUID-OF-PARANOR | ALTMER | MAG DK | LVL 50 | CP 1285
    AD - GALADRIEL-LADY OF LIGHT | IMPERIAL | STAM SORC | LVL 50 | CP 1285

    CONSOLE PS5 NA SERVER AS WELL
  • AkeGamer
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    Yeah it stinks when the server is down but if there is unplanned downtime of 4h per week (168h in a week) we're talking 97.7% uptime. I guess it depends on what your expectations are.
  • OtarTheMad
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    https://youtu.be/MxHbO1MHXuI
  • Elmour0Fudd
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    OH Well login to the NA PTS for a laugh least I can be constructive rather than bored lol
    Try Cat herding it's fun thay said you'll love it it's a good honest job........ bollock's you need Silverweave body armour to stop em fighting, but a stuffed mouse on a string can help!


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    [/PC NA mainly dead Breton magic sorcerer b]

    https://1drv.ms/i/s!Alg5EQDPhr8CemxApWeDYYkydrc

    oh what fun
  • Lord_Draevan
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    raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
    You guys into prank calls? Here's Heimskr preaching Talos to a Christian organization.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s5mF4KWBIM

    There's also:

    Cicero calls for roadside assistance:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwhl5VIY4a8
    Sheogorath calls for pizza:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLU_BhHyeUE
    Dexion calls a library:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAmrkLAmOos
    Edited by Lord_Draevan on August 16, 2016 5:52PM
    I'm a man of few words. Any questions?
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  • FinneganFroth
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdhaDMBlIxM
  • Krycom
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    Lord_Draevan wrote: »
    Rohamad_Ali wrote: »
    Time for your monthly dose of outside lol

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    Fortunately I'm at work for the next few hours, so this shutdown doesn't affect me!

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    Don't worry, it will probably still be down when you get off.
  • mtwiggz
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    babedenny wrote: »
    As far as reboots go, unless something else changes, the root cause is still present, and will happen again.

    Well this is how its fixed every time. Just a reboot and all is well. Until the next week when it happens again.
  • TheEnigmatic
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    My daughter is down for a nap and I can't enjoy a couple hours of ESO AGAIN?

    Fark you, Bethesda/Zenimax. More like Crapthesda and Incompetentmax.
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    rhapsodious wrote: »
    Rohamad_Ali wrote: »
    Time for your monthly dose of outside lol

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    but it's hot and sweaty out there

    Guess it's Monster Hunter time for me, then!

    Good idea . never go full suntan .

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  • Lord_Draevan
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    Krycom wrote: »
    Lord_Draevan wrote: »
    Rohamad_Ali wrote: »
    Time for your monthly dose of outside lol

    giphy.gif

    Fortunately I'm at work for the next few hours, so this shutdown doesn't affect me!

    post-28157-Salem-cat-evil-laughter-gif-Im-F7gr.gif

    Don't worry, it will probably still be down when you get off.

    Probably not, because I'm going to see Suicide Squad after that! Then I have to buy groceries. By then it'll probably be 8pm EST.
    I'm a man of few words. Any questions?
    NA/PC server
  • raidentenshu_ESO
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    Lord_Draevan wrote: »
    raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
    You guys into prank calls? Here's Heimskr preaching Talos to a Christian organization.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s5mF4KWBIM

    There's also:

    Cicero calls for roadside assistance:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwhl5VIY4a8
    Sheogorath calls for pizza:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLU_BhHyeUE
    Dexion calls a library:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAmrkLAmOos

    Not to mention Neloth calls up for some food.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UdcC2_2Qd0
  • FinneganFroth
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    raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
    You guys into prank calls? Here's Heimskr preaching Talos to a Christian organization.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s5mF4KWBIM

    Lol "Cyrjebfxl".
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  • Moltyr
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    OtarTheMad wrote: »
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    NO NOT ALL THE DOGS!!!
    Edited by Moltyr on August 16, 2016 5:58PM
  • babedenny
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    AkeGamer wrote: »
    Yeah it stinks when the server is down but if there is unplanned downtime of 4h per week (168h in a week) we're talking 97.7% uptime. I guess it depends on what your expectations are.

    Two 9's
  • OtarTheMad
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    TheEnigmatic wrote: »
    My daughter is down for a nap and I can't enjoy a couple hours of ESO AGAIN?

    Fark you, Bethesda/Zenimax. More like Crapthesda and Incompetentmax.

    Bethesda owns TES series but doesn't have much to do with this game besides maybe telling ZOS what they can and cannot put into the game.

  • Krycom
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    > In response to the ongoing issue, the North American PC/Mac megaserver will be taken offline for maintenance.

    Isn't this what they did yesterday?
  • rhapsodious
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    Yesterday was regular patch maintenance. This is unexpected (for them) maintenance.
    29k anchovy club

  • Immortal_Dark410
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    Krycom wrote: »
    > In response to the ongoing issue, the North American PC/Mac megaserver will be taken offline for maintenance.

    Isn't this what they did yesterday?

    Yup yesterday was scheduled maintenance, today is "Un-scheduled" or "Un-Expected" maintenance lol
    Edited by Immortal_Dark410 on August 16, 2016 6:01PM
    Retired Guild Leader Of AMAZING DEALS OF TAMRIEL
    Retired Guild Leader Of AMAZING DEALS OF NIRN
    (ALL FACTION TRADE GUILDS)

    PC NA SERVER
    DC - DARKDROGO | ORC | STAM DK | LVL 50 | CP 1285
    AD - DARK-GEARLT-OF-RIVIA | ALTMER | MAG SORC | LVL 50 | CP 1285
    EP - DARK-ABYSS | DUNMER | MAG TEMP | LVL 50 | CP 1285
    DC - REAPERS-CLOACK-OF-YASSASEEN | BRETON | MAG NB | LVL 50 | CP 1285
    AD - DARK-SLADE-WILSON | KHAJIIT | STAM NB | LVL 50 | CP 585
    AD - THE-LAST-DRUID-OF-PARANOR | ALTMER | MAG DK | LVL 50 | CP 1285
    AD - GALADRIEL-LADY OF LIGHT | IMPERIAL | STAM SORC | LVL 50 | CP 1285

    CONSOLE PS5 NA SERVER AS WELL
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