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Server going down in 15 minutes?

  • radiospam
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    'Testing the fix' - what are you fixing? What is actually wrong?
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  • Kharnis
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    dethbl00ms wrote: »
    Epona222 wrote: »
    I think some people are starting to over-react slightly... just saying...

    Deadric sacrifices until the server comes back up! Who's first?

    Umm...I have a question. Are we talking "sacrifice to a daedra," or "sacrificing a daedra?" Because I managed to wrestle a harvester onto the altar, but now I'm wondering if I made a horrible mistake. Let me tell you, this is one miffed daedra.
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  • Krombie
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    Willard wrote: »
    Kas wrote: »
    would be so great for EU players to know if we're looking at an unknown eta between 15min and X horus or between 3 and X hours, by the way

    We'd provide an ETA if we had one, @Kas, promise. Sorry, we know this is frustrating. :( We're working to get the issue sorted and resolved as quickly as possible. We'd much rather everyone be in game enjoying Dark Brotherhood.


    Have we mentioned how Awesome you are Jessica!:)

    /sarcasm
  • Master_Kas
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  • Kyle_Rennison
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    Hey do you have any updates for us regarding an ETA?
    Thanks

    Kyle

    We're still testing the fix. Once it passes testing, we'll have a better idea of when we'll be back up.

    Thanks for the update Jess you rock :smile:
  • Delta_six
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    I tried to figure out the crafting bag. Could not. It made absolutely no sense. I'm guessing that the crafting bag is at least part of the problem.
  • CombatPrayer
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    On one hand , I feel sorry for Zos. To have something like this go wrong on a release date is no picnic . Especially with anxious/bored/eager/impatient players not playing , but in the forums.

    Eh. Who cares about them. They have our money. We want to play our game. >:)
  • Darksire
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    Just sitting here waiting and need something to read, So please keep up the great thread.
  • Alex_Lex
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    Ok, time for me to stop waiting and get some fish.
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  • Night_Watch
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    Come on! Which of you Dark Brotherhood people took the contract - and completed it?




    Sorry all! It's getting late and I'm getting bored. Off to watch a movie. Hope we get back in game (by) tomorrow.
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  • Epona222
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    Kharnis wrote: »
    dethbl00ms wrote: »
    Epona222 wrote: »
    I think some people are starting to over-react slightly... just saying...

    Deadric sacrifices until the server comes back up! Who's first?

    Umm...I have a question. Are we talking "sacrifice to a daedra," or "sacrificing a daedra?" Because I managed to wrestle a harvester onto the altar, but now I'm wondering if I made a horrible mistake. Let me tell you, this is one miffed daedra.

    I suggest you duck and run before it casts those healing balls...
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  • Abeille
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    Lysette wrote: »
    We should get 2.5k crowns for this! If this isnt over in an hr im uninstailing the game and switching to a new one!

    Would be your loss - the new DLC is awesome stuff.

    Hey @Lysette! Let me ask, how are you going to play this DLC? Do you have an assassin character set aside for it, or are you thinking of something else?
    Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.

    Meet my characters:
    Command: Do the thing.

    Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
    Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
    Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
    Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
    Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
    Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
    Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
    Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
    Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
    Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
  • Adamon2
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    Welcome to Dark Brotherhood!!! The land where your adventur.... OH WAIT. Close the curtain... CLOSE THE CURTAIN!!!!
  • Avidspark
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    Kharnis wrote: »
    dethbl00ms wrote: »
    Epona222 wrote: »
    I think some people are starting to over-react slightly... just saying...

    Deadric sacrifices until the server comes back up! Who's first?

    Umm...I have a question. Are we talking "sacrifice to a daedra," or "sacrificing a daedra?" Because I managed to wrestle a harvester onto the altar, but now I'm wondering if I made a horrible mistake. Let me tell you, this is one miffed daedra.

    We'll find out, as soon as you let it eat you.
    'Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.'
    T. Pratchett, 1948-2015 RIP, you are missed
  • Krombie
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    Hey do you have any updates for us regarding an ETA?
    Thanks

    Kyle

    We're still testing the fix. Once it passes testing, we'll have a better idea of when we'll be back up.

    A rough guesstimate please? I have over 100 gold keys burning a hole in my chars pockets ^^

    you aint gonna get anything good, RNG , with the new traits and stuff
  • Immortal_Dark410
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    Zyzzveli wrote: »
    I would also like compensation. I have been sitting at my desk for the past 3+ hours hoping it will come online soon...

    LOL thats the best reason I have heard all day today, Awesome B)
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  • Zaldan
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    Just kicking back and dreaming of the fun to be had once the game is online again ...

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    you watching the Meteor showers? ;)
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  • Casken
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    Delta_six wrote: »
    I tried to figure out the crafting bag. Could not. It made absolutely no sense. I'm guessing that the crafting bag is at least part of the problem.

    Crafting bag is just a different tab in your inventory menu that is account wide. Very simple. Has nothing to do with why the servers are down.
  • Wollust
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    We should get 2.5k crowns for this! If this isnt over in an hr im uninstailing the game and switching to a new one!

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  • NTclaymore
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    The server havnt been up for a single minute the entire month! and they said DB was to be released last month but we only had like an hour to play it in before all this happend! D: RIP eso?
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    swept from his divine head, and all Mundus was shaken.
  • Zaldan
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    And this, kids, is how a video card dies!

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    (love the little screen copy on the top left of this one lol)
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    isnt that just the 64bit client? ;)
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  • FLuFFyxMuFFiN
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    Zyzzveli wrote: »
    I would also like compensation. I have been sitting at my desk for the past 3+ hours hoping it will come online soon...

    Ill give you your 50 cents you lost if you stop crying
  • Ragellion
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    Thanks for the update Jess you rock :smile:

    Jess is a rock?

  • Lady_Ems
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    So they are testing a "fix" and once it passes the "fix" they'll have an ETA then,,... geesh, you'd think if they were checking a fix they would have an ETA
  • Skayaq
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    Jim_Pipp wrote: »
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    How I feel as well, though my decision is made easier because I can't really sleep in 28 degrees so I might as well wait up.
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    Calinchel, Bosmer Warden...................Jahrel-Xei, Argonian Nightblade....................Cienri Maraeud, Breton Sorcerer

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  • Avidspark
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    Epona222 wrote: »
    dethbl00ms wrote: »
    Epona222 wrote: »
    I think some people are starting to over-react slightly... just saying...

    Deadric sacrifices until the server comes back up! Who's first?

    The next poster that threatens to cancel their sub or ragequit. Having a daedric prince about to suck their soul into some daedric realm should help to put things in perspective :)

    (Can I have their stuff though?)
    We should get 2.5k crowns for this! If this isnt over in an hr im uninstailing the game and switching to a new one!

    And we have a volunteer!
    Edited by Avidspark on May 31, 2016 10:45PM
    'Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.'
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  • mtwiggz
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    Zyzzveli wrote: »
    I would also like compensation. I have been sitting at my desk for the past 3+ hours hoping it will come online soon...

    Ill give you your 50 cents you lost if you stop crying

    I will accept this offer.

  • Anhedonie
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    We should get 2.5k crowns for this! If this isnt over in an hr im uninstailing the game and switching to a new one!

    Can I pee-pee on your face?I mean can I have your stuff?

    Edited by Anhedonie on May 31, 2016 10:45PM
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  • Xvorg
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    This is a veeeeeery old one

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  • Darksire
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    Lady_Ems wrote: »
    So they are testing a "fix" and once it passes the "fix" they'll have an ETA then,,... geesh, you'd think if they were checking a fix they would have an ETA

    I agree, seems backwards.....
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