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Who would you marry amongst the NPCs?

  • Volkodav
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    Spencer Rye or Razum Dar.
  • RDMyers65b14_ESO
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    Darien has my vote.... I'll be happy to bring him home. :)
  • tinythinker
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    Kammakazi wrote: »
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    .....please tell me im not the only one that initially thought that gal had no pants on?

    She doesn't, probably from that clothes-optional bug that came in with the TG update.


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  • tinythinker
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    So is there a term like waifu/husbando for MMORPGs? I know those terms are used for anime and some single-player games, I guess they could work for MMOs. Now we can have "Who is your waifu from [insert update here]" polls. Joy! :heart::lol:
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  • tinythinker
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    babylon wrote: »
    Kammakazi wrote: »
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    I can see her cameltoe.

    Everyone can see this right? ZOS just put *** into our game.

    kr5rgw4zkdbkv5w.jpg


    *don't blame me, I'm just the messenger :)
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    -.- too far . . . too far

    No, the p-o-r-n mods for Skyrim are too far, this is just a natural pixaleted body, the way the gods (or some really detail oriented dev) intended. Nothing to be prudish about. Hey, maybe they could add a nude beach to a future zone. I mean, nude gaming sounds fun, right?
    Edited by tinythinker on April 17, 2016 7:09PM
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  • Xerosus
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    Naryu Virian, the babe of the Dark Elves.

    Oh.. and the Dremora Lyranth. Heheheh
    Edited by Xerosus on April 17, 2016 7:14PM
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    babylon wrote: »
    Kammakazi wrote: »
    8H1kf7g.jpg

    I can see her cameltoe.

    Everyone can see this right? ZOS just put *** into our game.

    kr5rgw4zkdbkv5w.jpg


    *don't blame me, I'm just the messenger :)
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    -.- too far . . . too far

    No, the p-o-r-n mods for Skyrim are too far, this is just a natural pixaleted body, the way the gods (or some really detail oriented dev) intended. Nothing to be prudish about. Hey, maybe they could add a nude beach to a future zone. I mean, nude gaming sounds fun, right?

    I thought those mods were only for mudcrabs?
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
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  • tinythinker
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    Tryxus wrote: »
    babylon wrote: »
    Kammakazi wrote: »
    8H1kf7g.jpg

    I can see her cameltoe.

    Everyone can see this right? ZOS just put *** into our game.

    kr5rgw4zkdbkv5w.jpg


    *don't blame me, I'm just the messenger :)
    _____________________________

    -.- too far . . . too far

    No, the p-o-r-n mods for Skyrim are too far, this is just a natural pixaleted body, the way the gods (or some really detail oriented dev) intended. Nothing to be prudish about. Hey, maybe they could add a nude beach to a future zone. I mean, nude gaming sounds fun, right?

    I thought those mods were only for mudcrabs?

    Nope, search for Kotaku, that p-word, and Skyrim in your favorite engine and you will find an article about "millions of views" discussing this with... representative animated gifs.
    Edited by tinythinker on April 17, 2016 7:17PM
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  • DovresMalven
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    ..... Is this a "who's the best Waifu" thread ?

    let us be
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  • Forestd16b14_ESO
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    ..... Is this a "who's the best Waifu" thread ?

    let us be

    Pfft no cause everybody knows Gwyndolin is best waifu

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  • failkiwib16_ESO
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  • SerasWhip
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    The person in the above image, is it a male or female? O.o ...never know with this style of art.

    Well look at the breasts, she is a she I think
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  • Forestd16b14_ESO
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    The person in the above image, is it a male or female? O.o ...never know with this style of art.
    SerasWhip wrote: »
    The person in the above image, is it a male or female? O.o ...never know with this style of art.

    Well look at the breasts, she is a she I think

    "Gwyndolin was the last born son of Gwyn and the only true remaining deity to guard Anor Londo. He was raised as a daughter due to his strong affiliation with the moon's power. He uses the illusion of the princess, Gwynevere, to help hide his repulsive appearance."
  • Gidorick
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    I have asked this before in these sorts of threads: What would the game FUNCTION be of an NPC spouse?
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
    That's right... Horse.
    Click HERE to discuss.

    Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!
  • Tryxus
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    I have asked this before in these sorts of threads: What would the game FUNCTION be of an NPC spouse?

    Swag
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
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    Tryxus wrote: »
    Gidorick wrote: »
    I have asked this before in these sorts of threads: What would the game FUNCTION be of an NPC spouse?

    Swag

    :unamused:
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
    That's right... Horse.
    Click HERE to discuss.

    Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!
  • pod88kk
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    Almalexia's
  • Tryxus
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    Tryxus wrote: »
    Gidorick wrote: »
    I have asked this before in these sorts of threads: What would the game FUNCTION be of an NPC spouse?

    Swag

    :unamused:

    :D
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
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  • SerasWhip
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    I have asked this before in these sorts of threads: What would the game FUNCTION be of an NPC spouse?

    It would be super cool in the manners of RP I think
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  • tinythinker
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    I love waifu threads, glad to have more here. Some folks just want to talk about who they love to see in game, other wants a "trophy spouse" (hahaha could be an actual in-game trophy you summon with), some want an NPC hireling to prepare extra good food bonuses or rest bonuses, but it's still about "who's cute".
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    Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
    (And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)


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  • Florial
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    Darien has my vote.... I'll be happy to bring him home. :)

    Me too although I was a bit jealous when I walked in and he had bedded some other gal for information. I was thinking...."How could you!" :smile:

  • pinkempyreal
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    I would find a way to tie down Darien Gautier or Jakarn... ;)
  • ListerJMC
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    I'd put my sorcerer with Valaste for sure, sorry Uncle Sheo!

    And I'm surprised no-one's mentioned Count Verandis Ravenwatch yet, he was awesome.

    What can I say? Altmer are my favourite :D.
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  • tinythinker
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    I would find a way to tie down Darien Gautier or Jakarn... ;)

    You aren't the first, @pinkempyreal . :lol::kissing_heart:
    Edited by tinythinker on April 18, 2016 1:04AM
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    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
    (And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)


    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this
  • Toxie50
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    Well Nicoline is quite hot!! :D
  • JD2013
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    I would totally waifu Hadmar the thin-boned.
    Sweetrolls for all!

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    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • Burning_Talons
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    Kammakazi wrote: »
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    .....please tell me im not the only one that initially thought that gal had no pants on?

    Because she doesnt
  • pinkempyreal
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    I would find a way to tie down Darien Gautier or Jakarn... ;)

    You aren't the first, @pinkempyreal . :lol::kissing_heart:

    No... It was probably that wench Gloria Fausta! :#
  • pinkempyreal
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    ListerJMC wrote: »
    And I'm surprised no-one's mentioned Count Verandis Ravenwatch yet, he was awesome

    Oh yes. I adore Verandis. <3
  • Volkodav
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    babylon wrote: »
    Kammakazi wrote: »
    8H1kf7g.jpg

    I can see her cameltoe.

    Everyone can see this right? ZOS just put *** into our game.

    kr5rgw4zkdbkv5w.jpg


    *don't blame me, I'm just the messenger :)
    _____________________________

    -.- too far . . . too far

    No, the p-o-r-n mods for Skyrim are too far, this is just a natural pixaleted body, the way the gods (or some really detail oriented dev) intended. Nothing to be prudish about. Hey, maybe they could add a nude beach to a future zone. I mean, nude gaming sounds fun, right?

    Really? Well,I bet they wont let the guys show off like that.Its always only the girls who get shown off.We girls get no eye candy. XD
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