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My character is nude and so are the NPCs. Is this happening to anybody else?

  • Sleep
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    Hey it's rated M by ESRB.
  • Inarre
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    ZOS I can't even start up the game, to see my precious naked >:(
    Blooming Winter Rose is a sexi little beech!
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    Fix ur game plskthx, I have my needs.

    :love: pls send nudes
  • Khaos_Bane
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    Are you Naked and Afraid?
  • Recremen
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    Sleep wrote: »
    Hey it's rated M by ESRB.

    I'm sure nobody minds the nudity conceptually, but it can be a bit disconcerting when your character is supposed to look a certain way, but ends up, I don't know, looking like they're wearing a coat of their own skin.

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  • Xendyn
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    Omg this is hilarious.
    Those poor Khajiits have Edema!
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  • Shader_Shibes
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    Recremen wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Hey it's rated M by ESRB.

    I'm sure nobody minds the nudity conceptually, but it can be a bit disconcerting when your character is supposed to look a certain way, but ends up, I don't know, looking like they're wearing a coat of their own skin.

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    Jesus lol, that last one is an abortion of a mess.....WTAF!
  • Moonshadow66
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    rasputinas wrote: »
    Here's a shot I took today. You tell me if this is the winner.

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    For heaven's sake, couldn't you cover it with a black censor bar before posting it? lol
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  • Shader_Shibes
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    rasputinas wrote: »
    Here's a shot I took today. You tell me if this is the winner.

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    Get a shave pls, jeez, its 2016 not 1975.
  • failkiwib16_ESO
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    Inarre wrote: »
    ZOS I can't even start up the game, to see my precious naked >:(
    Blooming Winter Rose is a sexi little beech!
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    Fix ur game plskthx, I have my needs.

    :love: pls send nudes

    I will when I can Q.Q My beloved little precious don't mind showing off <3<3
  • Rawst
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    What. I might as well try the 64 bit client... Btw how is this happening? I always thought the underwear was super-unremovable, as in it's part of the character.
    Edited by Rawst on March 8, 2016 9:44PM
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  • rasputinas
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    Oh, Monennor, you bloody old fool!
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    HIDE THE HORSES AND THEN BLEND IN WITH THEM, SO THAT THE ORCS CANNOT FIND YOU. 10/10 CAMOUFLAGE.
    Edited by rasputinas on March 8, 2016 9:48PM
  • UrQuan
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    This morning I killed a mob so hard he lost his shirt. >:)
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  • GreenSoup2HoT
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    I just want to say....

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  • Magdalina
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    ....*goes to try out 64 bit client*
  • Hope499
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    This is the best patch ever released.

    Change nothing except adding ***.
    Tripped over my friends bra.....
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    ..she is always setting booby traps!
  • lavenderkae
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    I've had all kinds of strange things like this in 64bit. Once all the khajiiti had no faces (including my khajiit characters). Once all the Aldmeri had pink faces. Once, I logged in to Riften to have only the ground and NPC's spawn, and literally nothing else. Note even grass, trees, or water. I could walk where buildings should have been unobstructed. That is, until the ground suddenly vanished and I began a fall/respawn/fall again cycle (while the NPC's all stood there as if the ground still existed). Numerous missing textures leaving things bright pink at seemingly complete random. It's been entertaining at times, but sure gets in the way of questing.

    I have noticed that it tends to get worse if you are logging in and out of multiple characters (like when doing crafting on each one in turn). Got so bad I decided to use the "repair" tool in the launcher. That fixed it.... for a few hours. Its back again. This time all the wider bookcases and several flags are pink.

    (I have screenshots but I can't figure out how to put them here.)
  • Abeh
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    It's not a bug, it's a feature!
    Also, first one that makes more people wanting to keep it instead of
    screaming for a fix. That must be celebrated!
  • Lightninvash
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    so basically the thieves guild comes out and Zeni steals the clothes first cleaver....
  • Elder_III
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    Just to confirm, are you all seeing this only on the 64-bit client, or is anyone running the 32-bit client?

    I have not seen any nude or invisible characters, but I have plenty of pink mobs and NPCS on the 64 bit client. The 32 bit client seems fine other then being ~10 fps lower then it used to be in CPU bound scenarios (big towns, Wrothgar WB group fights etc).
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  • Iink
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    Just to confirm, are you all seeing this only on the 64-bit client, or is anyone running the 32-bit client?

    PLEASE DON'T FIX THIS
  • Daraugh
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    Recremen wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Hey it's rated M by ESRB.

    I'm sure nobody minds the nudity conceptually, but it can be a bit disconcerting when your character is supposed to look a certain way, but ends up, I don't know, looking like they're wearing a coat of their own skin.

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    Omg I love the Wedding suit one best! He looks like an incredibly formal flasher, lmao!
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  • Refuse2GrowUp
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    Sa0n wrote: »
    HULP

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    URGHH PLS HULP

    This one had me rolling. Can we please create a class that looks like this. I want giant arms and a tiny head. YESSSSSS
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  • TheShadowScout
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    rasputinas wrote: »
    Here's a shot I took today. You tell me if this is the winner.
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    Oh... myyyy! Those ruffians! That one certainly violated the geneva convention on ethical treatment of prisoners. Among other things (presumable that prisoner herself chiefly among them...) :naughty:;)
    Hope499 wrote: »
    This is the best patch ever released.
    Change nothing except adding ***.
    One could wish the, uhm,. "missing body details" might be refitted. :naughty:;)

    Although frankly, those should properly be covered by clothes and armor unless the setting clearly dictates some... exposure... which is what will happen eventually. They cannot have bugs telling our characters how to dress after all!
  • andy_s
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    Just my two... cents :p

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    talabrina wrote: »
    Did happen to me. I was... '' WTF LOL ''
    Patch day ^^

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    Where are your ***?
    #MOREORBS
  • Moglijuana
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    OH GOD MY EYES! ZOS NERF FEMALE ORCS!
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  • danno8
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    Bahaha!

    I bet they wish they had held back their buggy game now! :D
  • Nifty2g
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    imagine if zos actually textured the lady parts and boy parts, and this bug happened.
    damn that would be a party
    #MOREORBS
  • nimander99
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    Dangit! I need the 64Bit client fixed for me IMMEDIATELY... cause reasons :D
    Edited by nimander99 on March 8, 2016 11:11PM
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  • Wollust
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    Best. Patch. Ever.

    Boobs everywhere
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