My character is nude and so are the NPCs. Is this happening to anybody else?

  • TheShadowScout
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    Necrelios wrote: »
    Okay, well this just happened... and unfortunately some things once seen can never be unseen:
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    Is that... a pretty Khajiit boy under the glitched dress??? ;) (blushes slightly) This bug is getting better and better...
    Ra'Shtar wrote: »
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    This bug took away my masculinity!!
    ...and now you know how a grerat many kitties feel after waking up from that visit to the vet... :tongue:
  • SanSan
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    Yeah 64 bit is buggy and has perfomance issues. In the beginning it is fine but after about an hour it starts slowing down and being buggier and laggier.
  • oxxalejandroxxo
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    As we all know now, after the thieves guild update, everyone who has reached Level 50 or VR1 could go on exploring and questing in regions of hostile alliances without finishing the main storyline, and we have to say this change is a great improvement on the exploring experience in ESOTU.

    Unfortunately, with respect to the plot and the integrity of story-telling, this change does not make any sense and is very immersion breaking. However, we only need some very tiny changes to generally alleviate the immersion breaking and plot busting problems within the current cross-alliance questing settings.

    First of all, we should not simply open the starting Wayshrines of the other two alliances for players when they reached Level 50 or VR1, which is ridiculous plotwise. Instead, we should only allow players to initially travel to the starting zones of the enemy factions through the ship docked in the port of the players' own starting zones.

    Moreover, since the ships of different alliances look totally different, we should not make the first trip to the enemy territory an ordinary voyage, and simply let the plays spawn on a different ship in the destination and pretend it's the same one. Instead, a new loading screen should be added to show a picture of ships sinking in a horrible storm in one of the seas of Nirn with caption telling the fact that terrible storms do happen in the seas of Nirn and travelers are sometimes swallowed by waves, etc.

    After the loading screen, players could simply spawn as characters in sleep in places where new plays spawn (for example, if travelling to AD, the cabin of the ship docked at Vulkhel Guard) just like after they got out of the wailing prison of Coldharbour at the very beginning of the game. After this change, everything will make much better sense, players are again actually rescued by sailor NPCs from the sea, and could interact with their rescuers to go to the starter islands of the other factions to start the new questing journeys.
  • SantieClaws
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    Ah this thread is like those lovely naughty picture books that this one has collected from pockets and wardrobes.

    This one finds the hairless ones a little disturbing without clothes though - just too hairless overall!

    Yours with paws
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  • AddictionX
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    Saberhagen wrote: »
    This should be new female armor.

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    I wish i could roam around cyrodil like this or the sewers... i need to force this bug some how...
  • BigFish
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    Ra'Shtar wrote: »
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    This bug took away my masculinity!!

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    We know your problem^^
    Edited by BigFish on March 10, 2016 11:55AM
  • Tabbycat
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    AddictionX wrote: »
    Saberhagen wrote: »
    This should be new female armor.

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    I wish i could roam around cyrodil like this or the sewers... i need to force this bug some how...

    So now we know what those flaps are for.
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  • theher0not
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    Ah this thread is like those lovely naughty picture books that this one has collected from pockets and wardrobes.

    This one finds the hairless ones a little disturbing without clothes though - just too hairless overall!

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Roleplaying aside Khajiit(and possibly argonians if you go lizzard anatomy all the way) are the only races that it makes sence to not see "anything" since it could be argued that the fur covers it.

    This one also agrees with the furless looking disturbing.

    Edit: I also read your post with Ji'Zargos voice for some reason
    Edited by theher0not on March 10, 2016 3:46PM
  • Pomaikai
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    Sa0n wrote: »
    HULP

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    URGHH PLS HULP

    This one had me rolling. Can we please create a class that looks like this. I want giant arms and a tiny head. YESSSSSS

    Next time, don't *** off Beetlejuice!
  • Pomaikai
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    Jeez D:
    My chars are creepy because of this bug.
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    Someone has stripper hammer toes!
  • Gidorick
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    That moment when a glitch adds something positive to the game.. :wink:
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  • tcrider84b14_ESO
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    So I guess they dropped clothing support in addition to DX9 and OpenGL support :D
  • phairdon
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    Saberhagen wrote: »
    "Nobody will ever touch it again. Except for you. Usually" Bank services are getting weirder these days.

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    So disturbing - rofl. Transgender Tamriel Online.
    Edited by phairdon on March 10, 2016 8:08PM
    Your immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)
  • altemriel
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    talabrina wrote: »
    Did happen to me. I was... '' WTF LOL ''
    Patch day ^^

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    oh nice :smiley: !
  • Bluepitbull13
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    another one lulz :D
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  • qrichou
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    Roselle wrote: »
    qrichou wrote: »
    uhm .. " he wishpert shy" any with tattoo,s ?

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    my hero . nice pixels .thanks

    because its possible
  • Bossdonut
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    Where are the nurps?
  • Refuse2GrowUp
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    Roselle wrote: »
    qrichou wrote: »
    uhm .. " he wishpert shy" any with tattoo,s ?

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  • ContraTempo
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    Maybe the "people" of Tamriel aren't actually mammals.
    Edited by ContraTempo on March 10, 2016 11:55PM
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  • Necrelios
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    Maybe the "people" of Tamriel aren't actually mammals.

    Unless they're some kind of weird hybrid like mules. Storage Mules.
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  • Inarre
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    phairdon wrote: »
    Saberhagen wrote: »
    "Nobody will ever touch it again. Except for you. Usually" Bank services are getting weirder these days.

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    So disturbing - rofl. Transgender Tamriel Online.

    Save us Talos!
  • goatlyonesub17_ESO
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    I knew it wasn't Skyrim because the nude mod there had the *** in place.
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    "Once upon a time there were three sisters: Delicious, Delightful, and Disgusting. Now, Delicious and Delightful were both very pretty girls..." —Brendalyn Jurarde.
    "I smell to the nobility." —Indrasa Avani.
    "A bargain with an animal is not a contract made." —Haderus Atrimus.
    "Redguard makeup for sale. Free samples. Secret ingredients. Unique application method. Lots of satisfied customers." —The Mudball Goblin (aka, Cognac Vinecroft)
    "Your armor looks like underwear." —Shuns-the-Knife.
  • Elf_Boy
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    The only thing so far to happen to me is a shirtless Stibbins. That was pretty damaging to my digestive system.
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  • goatlyonesub17_ESO
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    Quit censoring me Zenimax. I said nibbles with the b's vertically flipped.
    "Argonians have fat, scaly tails." —Rissa Manyclaws.
    "Once upon a time there were three sisters: Delicious, Delightful, and Disgusting. Now, Delicious and Delightful were both very pretty girls..." —Brendalyn Jurarde.
    "I smell to the nobility." —Indrasa Avani.
    "A bargain with an animal is not a contract made." —Haderus Atrimus.
    "Redguard makeup for sale. Free samples. Secret ingredients. Unique application method. Lots of satisfied customers." —The Mudball Goblin (aka, Cognac Vinecroft)
    "Your armor looks like underwear." —Shuns-the-Knife.
  • Astrids_fire
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    Ra'Shtar wrote: »
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    This bug took away my masculinity!!

    You mean your meowsculinity! :p

    I'll see myself out.
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  • mr1sho
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    Jeez D:
    My chars are creepy because of this bug.
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    Hobbit?

    Or attempt to make Chinese lotus feet :#
    I relogged to feed my horses and things became even more "interesting" :|
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    And on top of that, I cant dye my new robe, it starts disappearing D:

    Sang that dark elf can get it lol
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  • ZOS_GinaBruno
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    Just to let you all know, this will be addressed with next week's incremental patch (so you will have your clothes again).
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  • Refuse2GrowUp
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    Just to let you all know, this will be addressed with next week's incremental patch (so you will have your clothes again).

    Lol, not sure if the community will interpret this as good or bad news
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  • Xendyn
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    Just to let you all know, this will be addressed with next week's incremental patch (so you will have your clothes again).

    Lol, not sure if the community will interpret this as good or bad news

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  • Soris
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    Oh my eyes
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