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Who Stole the Natch Potes? Update 2.3.5 Maintenance Meme Thread
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Efaritay✭✭✭
Yeyy Natch Po....Edited by Efaritay on March 7, 2016 3:15PM"Don't tickle the Dragon if you can't take the heat"
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GCVDJ11T✭✭✭✭wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »This one managed to obtain some unofficial natch potes. From an open pocket or two maybe? Who can say?
These can be available in full for the right price.
Tempting highlights include:
The camels they no longer spit yes. They now use medicated mouthwash instead.
The Templars they no longer get their own house. Instead they all get to sleep on the floor in the marketplace in Daggerfall.
All the skills you did not like have been replaced with the ability to throw different sorts of fruits.
New items and costumes in the crown store - pet mini Stibbons, pet angry giant beaver, summonable marmalade merchant, scary clown costume and Mary Poppins outfit.
Totoro will now be the starter NPC for the thieves guild questline.
All new stealable items including Natch Potes, Patch Notes, and Nachos!
STIBBONS! It was bad enough seeing him without clothes! Some things you wish you could just unsee......2 -
SantieClaws✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭STIBBONS! It was bad enough seeing him without clothes! Some things you wish you could just unsee......
Ah that has been the highlight of this one's life in Tamriel so far
Ahh naked hairless Stibbons ...
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
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"You're going to regret that in the morning"
I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!10 -
BoloBoffin✭✭✭✭✭Mini Stibbons - always carrying a load of wood and occasionally sighing or muttering, "What will my lady think?"Been there, got the Molag Bal polymorph.0 -
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I am dark strife. Khajiit since arena... ya know when they were humans... with face paint... still khajiit only all games...1 -
ZOS_GinaBrunoCommunity ManagerSorry guys, still getting a few things squared away.
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MissBizz✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »Sorry guys, still getting a few things squared away.
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Gina must be REALLY busy....
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✭✭✭✭✭ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »Sorry guys, still getting a few things squared away.
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AzraelKrieg✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »Sorry guys, still getting a few things squared away.
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Gina must be REALLY busy....
Gina already meme'd though.Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 500 -
MissBizz✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭AzraelKrieg wrote: »ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »Sorry guys, still getting a few things squared away.
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Gina must be REALLY busy....
Gina already meme'd though.
Since when was there a rule that Gina only needed to meme once in a thread for a major update which has an expected downtime of considerably longer than an incremental patch get put into place? (Also. I kid, I kid. Much love!)
^ That my friends, is a run-on sentence.Edited by MissBizz on March 7, 2016 3:33PMLone Wolf HelpFor the solo players who know, sometimes you just need a hand.PC | NA | AD-DC-EP | Discord1 -
AzraelKrieg✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭AzraelKrieg wrote: »ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »Sorry guys, still getting a few things squared away.
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Gina must be REALLY busy....
Gina already meme'd though.
Since when was there a rule that Gina only needed to meme once in a thread for a major update which has an expected downtime of considerably longer than an incremental patch get put into place? (Also. I kid, I kid. Much love!)
^ That my friends, is a run-on sentence.
I think if she provides an update she can get away with at least one meme'less post. She can't be meme'ing all the timeGold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 500 -
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Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!1 -
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My characters (EU PC):Leopardo Di-Caprio (Khajiit Templar) || Matthew Makehoney (Altmer Sorcerer) || Luck-Luster Burt (Redguard Dragonknight)Clint Histwood (Argonian Templar) || Martin Uber Ping (Redguard Sorcerer) || Louis Farmstrong (Imperial Nightblade)Anthony Hotskins (Altmer Nightblade)1 -
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✭ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »Sorry guys, still getting a few things squared away.
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Conan makes the least intimidating Hulk ever...Shader_Shibes wrote: »ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »Sorry guys, still getting a few things squared away.
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Someone stole my sweetrollCaius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp4 -
MissBizz✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭AzraelKrieg wrote: »AzraelKrieg wrote: »ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »Sorry guys, still getting a few things squared away.
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Gina must be REALLY busy....
Gina already meme'd though.
Since when was there a rule that Gina only needed to meme once in a thread for a major update which has an expected downtime of considerably longer than an incremental patch get put into place? (Also. I kid, I kid. Much love!)
^ That my friends, is a run-on sentence.
I think if she provides an update she can get away with at least one meme'less post. She can't be meme'ing all the time
True... more meme'ing means less natch pote writing!
No more meme's for Gina!
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✭✭✭✭pmn100b16_ESO wrote: »
They are Oriental ShorthairsGM - Ghost Sea Trading Co - NA PC
Epona was a Romano-Celtic goddess dating back to around 1800 to 2000 years before computer games were invented.0 -
Kerioko✭✭✭✭ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »Sorry guys, still getting a few things squared away.
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Must be a crazy house today at ZOS if @ZOS_GinaBruno is responding in words and not memes!!!
Dinosaur Chicken Nuggets - Argonian mNB Tank/Heals (PVP)
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Peanut Butter Sandwich - Orc sDK DPS // Kellogg's Frosted Flakes - Argonian mWard Tank/Heals (PVE)Cor-Leonisfriendship - integrity - perseverance8
