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Who Stole the Natch Potes? Update 2.3.5 Maintenance Meme Thread
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✭And so it begins...
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Natch Potes Please!
[EDIT] Filthy dirty self-promo: I have 2 news guides going up on YouTube today! One on how to get to Hew'sBane/Abah's Landy/start thieves guild quests. As well, one on how to use (and all the nifty new features) on the updated grouping tool! youtube.com/missbizzEdited by MissBizz on March 7, 2016 12:47PMLone Wolf HelpFor the solo players who know, sometimes you just need a hand.PC | NA | AD-DC-EP | Discord5 -
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I need some reading material for my work breaks! I also want to know what gems they sneaked in at the end.@Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
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✭✭✭✭✭The courier has been confirmed. Your guild quest for the day is to retrieve the natch potes...
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KanedaSyndrome✭✭✭✭Don't you mean the Netch Paws?
Edited by KanedaSyndrome on March 7, 2016 12:40PMKanedaSyndrome's Suggestions For Game Improvements
The Fortuitous Collapse of the Wave Equation
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✭✭✭✭✭tinythinker wrote: »The courier has been confirmed. Your guild quest for the day is to retrieve the natch potes...
Just so she knows.... @ZOS_GinaBrunoLone Wolf HelpFor the solo players who know, sometimes you just need a hand.PC | NA | AD-DC-EP | Discord3 -
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Aeryj
Fantasia
Blades of Vengeance
Mighty Eagle by serjustin19 for your viewing convenience.Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle.
I fell out of my nest
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I screech I screech
but no one hears me
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I started to wonder off
I want to come back but lost my way.
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I came face to face
Of Mighty Lion
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I came to fall in love with Mighty Lion
Who's claws is sharp and just
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Then suddenly
Mighty Dragon Came
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Dragon roared aloud
Who's mighty paws make earthquake
that quivers underneath our feet
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Soon battle rages
Between the Mighty Lion and Mighty Dragon
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
My heart grows heavy
For who do I belong in Scourge PS4 EU
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I continue to battle.
But Battle I must do within myself
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I screech, I screech
Long and hard. I made a fuss
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Then suddenly
As if I was dreaming
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I heard a screech
But suddenly, I attack Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle had to defend
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I know I was fighting for Mighty Lion
So I fought back.
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I attack I attack
But to no avail
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
The Mighty claws who's mighty claws
Felt unnatural to me and very clumsy to me
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Why I have chosen to not stay with you
I do not know. I am complicated at that.
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I have destroyed Mighty Eagle
My own kin in Scourge PS4 EU
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I crawled into a ball
Weep to no avail
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Lost in my whirling thoughts
My heart and mind is clouded
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I have served Mighty Lion over a year
I thought Mighty Lion is were I belong anew
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I finally contacted
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle says they love me
In reality I love them also.
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I continued to clash
At Mighty Eagle however
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
But clashing with Mighty Eagle
Just not feel right
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I have made a wrong choice I now believe
Terrible and unjust of what I did
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
For am I not a monster
For attacking a faction who loves me instead
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I was wrong
Mighty Eagle was right
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Come. Please take me back Mighty Eagle
For I believe I now know
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Were I truly belong
For indeed I thought
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
That Mighty Lion
Is were I belong.
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
O how I was so wrong Mighty Eagle
I was gravely wrong and such a fool I was.
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
You have met
Princess Justine
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Princess Justine who attacked
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I know this was wrong
And so to does Princess Justine
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
With our clashing together
I now know were I truly belong in Scourge PS4 EU I believe.
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Have you all not heard
The famous saying. That is very wise and so very true?
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Let me repeat the famous saying
that is very wise and so true
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
It is
My Enemy, Enemy's, Enemy's
Is my friend
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I come to thee Mighty Eagle
And so to Princess Justine.
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Who used to serve Mighty Lion
But Now serve Mighty Eagle
For the very first time in her career.
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Princess Justine and are one in the same
Were I go. She will go to. For she believes it is right choice
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
We are all yours
O Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
No one else but you
I feel peaceful. Unafraid
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I belong to you O mighty Eagle
I am so relieved to hear myself to say that
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Princess Justine and I
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Now flies and fights alongside with Mighty Eagle
Who's Mighty talons stand for sacred Freedom
Written by Serjustin19
Written on this day
September 27. The day when My troubled mind is not clouded no longer.
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Ravereth✭✭✭✭✭tinythinker wrote: »The courier has been confirmed. Your guild quest for the day is to retrieve the natch potes....jpg)
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AD :: Imported Waffles [37]EP :: Wee ee ee ee ee [16]DC :: Ghostbane's DK [16], Impending Loadscreen [12]PC - NA
AD :: Ghostbane [50], yer ma [43], Sir Humphrey Winterbottom 2.0 [18], robotic baby legs [18]EP :: Wee Mad Arthur [50], avast ye buttcrackz [49], Sir Horace Foghorn [27], Brother Ballbag [24], Scatman John [16]DC :: W T B Waffles [36], Morale Boost [30], W T F Waffles [17], Ghostbanë [15]RIPAD :: Sir Humphrey Winterbottom 1.0 [20]- AP Meter : All your AP needs
- Greyskull : Customisable, colour-coded Damage Meter
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✭✭✭✭✭This one managed to obtain some unofficial natch potes. From an open pocket or two maybe? Who can say?
These can be available in full for the right price.
Tempting highlights include:
The camels they no longer spit yes. They now use medicated mouthwash instead.
The Templars they no longer get their own house. Instead they all get to sleep on the floor in the marketplace in Daggerfall.
All the skills you did not like have been replaced with the ability to throw different sorts of fruits.
New items and costumes in the crown store - pet mini Stibbons, pet angry giant beaver, summonable marmalade merchant, scary clown costume and Mary Poppins outfit.
Totoro will now be the starter NPC for the thieves guild questline.
All new stealable items including Natch Potes, Patch Notes, and Nachos!
Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
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✭✭✭✭✭wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »This one managed to obtain some unofficial natch potes. From an open pocket or two maybe? Who can say?
These can be available in full for the right price.
Tempting highlights include:
The camels they no longer spit yes. They now use medicated mouthwash instead.
The Templars they no longer get their own house. Instead they all get to sleep on the floor in the marketplace in Daggerfall.
All the skills you did not like have been replaced with the ability to throw different sorts of fruits.
New items and costumes in the crown store - pet mini Stibbons, pet angry giant beaver, summonable marmalade merchant, scary clown costume and Mary Poppins outfit.
Totoro will now be the starter NPC for the thieves guild questline.
All new stealable items including Natch Potes, Patch Notes, and Nachos!
Good thing I've got a sorcerer friend that will let me sleep at their house. I can only imagine what I would "lose" throughout the night knowing @wenxue2222b16_ESO knows all the templars are sleeping in the market...Edited by MissBizz on March 7, 2016 12:52PMLone Wolf HelpFor the solo players who know, sometimes you just need a hand.PC | NA | AD-DC-EP | Discord1 -
VelariaSoul Shrivenwenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »
All new stealable items including Natch Potes, Patch Notes, and Nachos!
Extra cheesey nachos?!
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✭✭✭✭✭Oh yes it's Thieves Guild day, you bet I'm gonna play, oh yes it's Thieves Guild day, oh what a day!
Patch notes please. It will calm my need to steal everything.Sweetrolls for all!
Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC
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Made me laugh!wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »
The Templars they no longer get their own house. Instead they all get to sleep on the floor in the marketplace in Daggerfall.
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✭✭✭✭✭wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »
All new stealable items including Natch Potes, Patch Notes, and Nachos!
Extra cheesey nachos?!
As cheesy as if made by Sheogorath himself!Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
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VelariaSoul Shrivenwenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »
All new stealable items including Natch Potes, Patch Notes, and Nachos!
Extra cheesey nachos?!
As cheesy as if made by Sheogorath himself!
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✭✭✭✭✭tinythinker wrote: »The courier has been confirmed. Your guild quest for the day is to retrieve the natch potes...
Just so she knows.... @ZOS_GinaBruno
❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this4
