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Who Stole the Natch Potes? Update 2.3.5 Maintenance Meme Thread

  • Ra'Shtar
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    Its downloading!!!!!!!!!
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  • Rva_Kun
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    Actions Speak Louder Than Words.
    Fear Over The Internet = Priceless.
    Correcting Ego's Since 03'
    NA > EU

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  • tinythinker
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    It's been updating for 15 minutes at least, maybe 20.
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    Are they resetting our skill points?
  • Rva_Kun
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    Actions Speak Louder Than Words.
    Fear Over The Internet = Priceless.
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  • Faunter
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    The servers are up too soon! I still have about 2GB to download. :s
  • Myxril
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    I was reading Natch Potes when it started dl'ing. Currently have about 17gb of Applying Natch left.

    I need to get into every GS and grab Merc motifs, since their drop rate has been reduced to 1/4. :p
    'Okay, the question is...(laughter)...the question is, we have Vicious Death sets with Prox Det that are doing double damage from last patch -- they're doing double damage -- and the CP system scales them even more. Prox Dets are doing over 20k, okay? That's before Vicious Death does 15, m'kay? We're talking like 30k+. Okay.
    "So, what about the stamina?" Okay. Um "The 2-handed execute skill--" I'm s--I'm sorry. What? The 2-Handed execute? What?! What am I gonna f***ing do?! Am I gonna execute a f***ing zerg with a 2-Handed slice?!'
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  • Smileybones
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    Guar in Senie no longer report crimes, and killing a Guar in Senie no longer counts as murder.


    Crime reporting guars ? OMG
  • Master_Kas
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    How big is the patch in total? Atm downloading 3.6 GB but I doubt that's all of it.

    Potatonet so probably wont be able to play today -.-
    EU | PC
  • Rva_Kun
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    Master_Kas wrote: »
    How big is the patch in total? Atm downloading 3.6 GB but I doubt that's all of it.

    Potatonet so probably wont be able to play today -.-

    Not sure since my download speed sucks lolol.
    Actions Speak Louder Than Words.
    Fear Over The Internet = Priceless.
    Correcting Ego's Since 03'
    NA > EU

  • ZOS_GinaBruno
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    Here's how the patch sizes are broken down for each megaserver and language:

    PC NA (English): 5.4GB
    PC NA (German): 5.8GB
    PC NA (French): 4.2GB

    PC EU (English): 5.5GB
    PC EU (German): 6GB
    PC EU (French): 4.2GB
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  • daemonios
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    Download finished, patch applied! \o/
  • Epona222
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    Good grief, this is pretty much the slowest ESO update I've ever sat through.

    Look I don't care about timing of most updates/maintenance, but please ZOS don't ever do it again where the server goes down before trader switchover and then it's a race between who can download stuff the quickest for any unhired kiosks. Just put trader switchover times at a different point in the week well away from maintenance.
    Edited by Epona222 on March 7, 2016 4:44PM
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  • Master_Kas
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    Here's how the patch sizes are broken down for each megaserver and language:

    PC NA (English): 5.4GB
    PC NA (German): 5.8GB
    PC NA (French): 4.2GB

    PC EU (English): 5.5GB
    PC EU (German): 6GB
    PC EU (French): 4.2GB

    Nice ! Think you :)
    Rva_Kun wrote: »
    Master_Kas wrote: »
    How big is the patch in total? Atm downloading 3.6 GB but I doubt that's all of it.

    Potatonet so probably wont be able to play today -.-

    Not sure since my download speed sucks lolol.

    You are not alone <3
    Edited by Master_Kas on March 7, 2016 4:44PM
    EU | PC
  • Arkvoril
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    Asmael wrote: »
    SEND IN THE NATCH POTES, GOGOGO!
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    This made me LOL. That Khajiit is on it!
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    A Vampire with a Werewolf Companion.
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  • Paulington
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    Epona222 wrote: »
    Good grief, this is pretty much the slowest ESO update I've ever sat through.

    Look I don't care about timing of most updates/maintenance, but please ZOS don't ever do it again where the server goes down before trader switchover and then it's a race between who can download stuff the quickest for any unhired kiosks. Just put trader switchover times at a different point in the week well away from maintenance.

    PS4/XB1 going down was unintended, they don't schedule maintenance before traders flip as it is always after (sometimes only by a few minutes, but it is after). Unless you are referring to NA of course but I am unsure when the traders flip there.

    The trader system needs changing though, having them flip in the early hours of the morning is too much and forces people to stay awake. :disappointed:.
    Edited by Paulington on March 7, 2016 5:30PM
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