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Did ZOS just stealth-nerf my boobs?

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  • Eleusian
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    Korah_Eaglecry wrote: »
    Saw a busty Altmer in The Rift Today. Im thinking about making a throw away character on PS4 with the biggest boob settings and snapshotting it before the update.

    I just did this today. Since all my females got the full bar on bust size. Someone hates the fact Altmer female toons look like Victoria secret models with pointy ears.
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  • Reverb
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    Reverb wrote: »
    Knaxia wrote: »
    Got a few guildies also confirming this but also affecting some for their butts.

    Well now I gotta log all my toons and check out my girls' boobs and butts. Like some kind of pervy weirdo.

    My Breton and Dunmer girls boobs seem fine, my Bosmer is suspect.
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  • UrQuan
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    Reverb wrote: »
    Reverb wrote: »
    Knaxia wrote: »
    Got a few guildies also confirming this but also affecting some for their butts.

    Well now I gotta log all my toons and check out my girls' boobs and butts. Like some kind of pervy weirdo.

    My Breton and Dunmer girls boobs seem fine, my Bosmer is suspect.
    I always suspect Bosmer. Sneaky little Bosmer...
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  • Castiel_Boomer
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    Vicodine wrote: »
    Seriously, my high-elf templar and dragon knight's boobs seem much, and I mean much smaller :)

    Anyone else noticed this ? Or am I just seeing (small) things.

    This is so funny! I was actually just discussing this with my finacee. She agrees, the boobs definitely seem to have shrunk. LOL
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  • mrdankles
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  • Aerieth
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    ZOS! NO! Not the boobs! Leave the boobs out when stealth nerfing stuff!
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  • Molag_Crow
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    Islyn wrote: »
    I feel like my High Elf Templar looks less booby, too. I wonder if we're just seeing things?

    "less booby" xD
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  • TheDarkShadow
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    This boobies nerf is just a blanket nerf. It doesn't fix the problem. I think boobs should scale off a balance ratio of both height and weight. It would stop people from stacking height and boobs on an Altmer, or fat and boobs on an Orc, then run around naked which make other players very distracted.
    Edited by TheDarkShadow on November 5, 2015 8:27AM
  • Vangy
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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dNHb3lZobt0

    Prepare to be mind blown. Fast forward the first 10s lol.
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  • Vicodine
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    Vangy wrote: »
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dNHb3lZobt0

    Prepare to be mind blown. Fast forward the first 10s lol.

    Wow, that'll give me nightmares. But yeah, pretty much sums up my feelings :)

    Castiel_Boomer wrote: »
    Vicodine wrote: »
    Seriously, my high-elf templar and dragon knight's boobs seem much, and I mean much smaller :)

    Anyone else noticed this ? Or am I just seeing (small) things.

    This is so funny! I was actually just discussing this with my finacee. She agrees, the boobs definitely seem to have shrunk. LOL

    The idea for this topic started somewhat similar.
    But I didn't get a reasonable response from my gf regarding the matter. She just keeps laughing at me! I don't blame her, she has a Khajit who instead of 8 boobies has only two :)

    Thaometh V16 Altmer Templar AD/EU
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  • Alucardo
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    Vicodine wrote: »
    I don't blame her, she has a Khajit who instead of 8 boobies has only two :)
    I draw my limit at the 3 boobied woman from Total Recall
  • Vicodine
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Vicodine wrote: »
    I don't blame her, she has a Khajit who instead of 8 boobies has only two :)
    I draw my limit at the 3 boobied woman from Total Recall

    Nah, two is just the right amount, otherwise the hand - to - breast ratio would be fairly unbalanced. Given that men have OCD when it comes to breasts - whatever you do with the one, you then have to do the exact thing for the exact amount of time with the other...

    Furthermore, I remember there being a discussion some time ago that Khajiti females should have 8 of them, while Argonian should have none :)
    Thaometh V16 Altmer Templar AD/EU
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  • Reverb
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    Pretty disappointed that this fell off the front page. I have screen caps from my Bosmer that I was going to compare to previous, only to discover I don't have a single pre-update pic of her without her guild tabard on. Now I have no way of saying for certain if her boobs were hit with the nerf bat.
    Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Vicodine
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    Reverb wrote: »
    Pretty disappointed that this fell off the front page. I have screen caps from my Bosmer that I was going to compare to previous, only to discover I don't have a single pre-update pic of her without her guild tabard on. Now I have no way of saying for certain if her boobs were hit with the nerf bat.

    Yeah it's a shame. I never thought about taking such pictures, I guess I never imaginned they could do such a thing :)

    That's what this thread needs! A solid proof! :-D
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  • Alucardo
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    Vicodine wrote: »

    Nah, two is just the right amount, otherwise the hand - to - breast ratio would be fairly unbalanced.
    I don't want to get too graphic here, but I've got two hands and a mouth. I'll leave it there.
  • sylviermoone
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    Still the best thread ever.
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  • Uriel_Nocturne
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    Reverb wrote: »
    Pretty disappointed that this fell off the front page. I have screen caps from my Bosmer that I was going to compare to previous, only to discover I don't have a single pre-update pic of her without her guild tabard on. Now I have no way of saying for certain if her boobs were hit with the nerf bat.
    Now I have the mental image of a Zenimax employee in-game wailing on a Bosmer's bewbs with a whiffle-ball bat...

    lmao

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  • Reverb
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    Uriel_Nocturne wrote: »
    Reverb wrote: »
    Pretty disappointed that this fell off the front page. I have screen caps from my Bosmer that I was going to compare to previous, only to discover I don't have a single pre-update pic of her without her guild tabard on. Now I have no way of saying for certain if her boobs were hit with the nerf bat.
    Now I have the mental image of a Zenimax employee in-game wailing on a Bosmer's bewbs with a whiffle-ball bat...

    lmao

    That is a pretty funny visual. While I don't have any "before" pics that are good for comparison, I do have some from today. Not sure if they'd be too racy for the forums.
    Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Knaxia
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    I think I know what they did.. they slowly reduced everyone's already made characters' boobs and butts in order to add the barber shop into the crown store to force us all to actually buy it if we want to fix it!
  • demustacio
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    Knaxia wrote: »
    I think I know what they did.. they slowly reduced everyone's already made characters' boobs and butts in order to add the barber shop into the crown store to force us all to actually buy it if we want to fix it!

    @Knaxia shhhhh... don't give them ideas

    You won't see what hit you
  • Jitterbug
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Vicodine wrote: »
    I don't blame her, she has a Khajit who instead of 8 boobies has only two :)
    I draw my limit at the 3 boobied woman from Total Recall

    this one?
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  • Volkodav
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Vicodine wrote: »

    Just how exactly do you go from boobs to healthy food ?
    Trying to help some people out by providing information on what causes unwanted boobs, and it kind of turned into a rant. Apologies!

    Boobs can be unwanted? How sad,..:{
  • ZakuBeta
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    WhiskeyRiver.AZub17_ESO wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    Vicodine wrote: »

    Just how exactly do you go from boobs to healthy food ?
    Trying to help some people out by providing information on what causes unwanted boobs, and it kind of turned into a rant. Apologies!

    Boobs can be unwanted? How sad,..:{

    Only when they are on me. I like them on my wife....and in pictures/movies/games/etc
  • newtinmpls
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    What the HECK - and it's not just boobs, it's behind as well.

    Why did you do this ZoS!?!?!?!?!?!?
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
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  • Speely
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    newtinmpls wrote: »
    What the HECK - and it's not just boobs, it's behind as well.

    Why did you do this ZoS!?!?!?!?!?!?

    Is this for sure? The boobs I don't personally care about (they are smaller and sportier anyway, as befits an athletic warrior,) but if they touched the sweet, perfectly-balanced volume of my curvaceous counter-balance, I will press charges. I will NOT turn the other cheek.

    I spent tens of minutes on that butt. Really pulled the character together.
  • Vicodine
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    Speely wrote: »
    newtinmpls wrote: »
    What the HECK - and it's not just boobs, it's behind as well.

    Why did you do this ZoS!?!?!?!?!?!?

    Is this for sure? The boobs I don't personally care about (they are smaller and sportier anyway, as befits an athletic warrior,) but if they touched the sweet, perfectly-balanced volume of my curvaceous counter-balance, I will press charges. I will NOT turn the other cheek.

    I spent tens of minutes on that butt. Really pulled the character together.

    How does a butt pull a character together? Mine always tries to tear me apart :)
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  • Tyrusaran
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    Reverb wrote: »
    This title sure got my attention! What armor are you wearing? I noticed that some drop and IC sets (particularly heavy pieces) lately are all shaped for the male model, even when put on a female character. I wonder if this issue spread to some of the existing sets with yesterday's update.

    Yes you have to buy a DLC for 2000 crowns to unlock bewbs.
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    Wanna see big max weight om bosmer female minimize arms, legs, torso, waist, legs then maximize bust hips and posterior dimensions. Then apply the imperial centurion or golden sqint or any medium noob level bosmer clothing top and walla bigger than head surpassed
  • Knaxia
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    So I guess we'll never hear from ZoS about this issue and I guess they don't care. I wish @ZOS_GinaBruno could come out here and give us some news :\
  • Masuimi
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    This topic needs more attention.

    I will quit if this nerf is true.


    ZOS can u comment?
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