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Did ZOS just stealth-nerf my boobs?

  • MissBizz
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    Islyn wrote: »
    I feel like my High Elf Templar looks less booby, too. I wonder if we're just seeing things?

    @Islyn It's hard to stop laughing long enough in this thread to see it, but some pages ago someone actually found it in the patch notes about High Elves.. so nope.. not just seeing things. (or NOT seeing them, hah)
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  • Vicodine
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    Islyn wrote: »
    I feel like my High Elf Templar looks less booby, too. I wonder if we're just seeing things?

    @Islyn It's hard to stop laughing long enough in this thread to see it, but some pages ago someone actually found it in the patch notes about High Elves.. so nope.. not just seeing things. (or NOT seeing them, hah)

    A quick glance at the patch notes, I may have found a patch note that could possibly mean certain reductions:
    • Fixed several instances where you could become stuck between objects in the game.
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  • Alucardo
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    Vicodine wrote: »
    A quick glance at the patch notes, I may have found a patch note that could possibly mean certain reductions:
    • Fixed several instances where you could become stuck between objects in the game.
    I literally laughed so hard I snorted. Ashamed.
    Edited by Alucardo on November 4, 2015 4:01PM
  • Islyn
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    Edited by Islyn on November 4, 2015 4:57PM
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  • Flameheart
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    Vicodine wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Islyn wrote: »
    I feel like my High Elf Templar looks less booby, too. I wonder if we're just seeing things?

    @Islyn It's hard to stop laughing long enough in this thread to see it, but some pages ago someone actually found it in the patch notes about High Elves.. so nope.. not just seeing things. (or NOT seeing them, hah)

    A quick glance at the patch notes, I may have found a patch note that could possibly mean certain reductions:
    • Fixed several instances where you could become stuck between objects in the game.

    Omg, laughing so hard right now.

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  • NateAssassin
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    They need to stealth buff the boobies.
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  • Smitch_59
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    I recently created my first female character, a cute Breton. In town I like to dress her scantily in a tabard and fingerless gloves. I get more guild invites with her than with any of my male characters.
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  • Islyn
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Gidorick wrote: »

    I know my hotdogs contain traces of human DNA. Seems like a draw to me. :lol:
    Did you know one hotdog has the same carcinogenic effect as smoking 5 cigarettes?

    Scuse me whilst I go outside and smoke 5 cigarettes xD
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  • Islyn
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    Theodorus wrote: »
    They are definitely smaller...I went in to character creation and pushed the slider all the way up with the "no armor" setting clicked on.

    This was for Science, you understand...

    On the plus side, they also look more natural and non-gravity-defiant. So there's that.

    Not sure why someone felt this was necessary for a supposedly "M" rated game. Remember back in the good old days when gamers were all horny post-pubescent dudes and we thought how cool it would be if the chicks were played by real women and not 30-year-old unshaven men in their underwear?

    Yeah, well, be careful what you wish for.

    Yeah and ruining all the armor :P I am RL girl and that really pissed me off.
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  • nimander99
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    In a similar vein, as a male char one of my fav costumes is Crafty Larrisa's Outfit. BUT, the crotch area is, like, not even flat... its indented :( Drive's me nuts! <- pun intended ;)
    Edited by nimander99 on November 4, 2015 6:18PM
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  • americansteel
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    Vicodine wrote: »
    Gidorick wrote: »
    I would ask for pics... but then I'd just come off as being a skeevy perv :wink:

    Instead I'll just ask if you've tried different armors. Sometimes the armors have a big impact on a character's proportions.

    That's the thing, still the same gear for the last few months...

    Altough the Dragon Knight seems less affected. Again, little nerf to DK, a big one to a templar ! :) And their cup size was comparable before :)

    Interesting. Well... it's possible for sure. They did do the whole cleavage window removal thing so ZOS seems really sensitive to that particular feature on female character models.

    maybe because they are still you know what's that V word?
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  • RedTalon
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    Some said there to big and said it was bad, just like some of the old female armor styles made things look to sexy so of-course boobs got nerfed
  • Vicodine
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    I'm amazed that this thread is still alive, you guys (and gals) are great :)

    Not that the original motivation wasn't 100% sincere, I really do think they shrunk my high-elven boobies ... I guess they are still processing it internally, wondering if it's for real, or just know they really made them smaller and don't know how to say they did, either way, I'm happy with how this turned out :)

    On to a second day! Shall I go as far as tagging Gina or see if Rich is on the same page ? Hmm ...
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  • Jitterbug
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    Vicodine wrote: »
    Gidorick wrote: »
    I would ask for pics... but then I'd just come off as being a skeevy perv :wink:

    Instead I'll just ask if you've tried different armors. Sometimes the armors have a big impact on a character's proportions.

    That's the thing, still the same gear for the last few months...

    Altough the Dragon Knight seems less affected. Again, little nerf to DK, a big one to a templar ! :) And their cup size was comparable before :)

    Interesting. Well... it's possible for sure. They did do the whole cleavage window removal thing so ZOS seems really sensitive to that particular feature on female character models.

    maybe because they are still you know what's that V word?
    Voldemort?
  • americansteel
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    Jitterbug wrote: »
    Gidorick wrote: »
    Vicodine wrote: »
    Gidorick wrote: »
    I would ask for pics... but then I'd just come off as being a skeevy perv :wink:

    Instead I'll just ask if you've tried different armors. Sometimes the armors have a big impact on a character's proportions.

    That's the thing, still the same gear for the last few months...

    Altough the Dragon Knight seems less affected. Again, little nerf to DK, a big one to a templar ! :) And their cup size was comparable before :)

    Interesting. Well... it's possible for sure. They did do the whole cleavage window removal thing so ZOS seems really sensitive to that particular feature on female character models.

    maybe because they are still you know what's that V word?
    Voldemort?
    lmao no think about it.
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  • NobleNerd
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    ROFLMAO!

    I had to just hop in and laugh the post title was enough.
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  • CJohnson81
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    Look, the truth is, all you guys complained about loading screens and lag in PVP, so they had to go ahead and nerf the chesticles because the boob physics was crashing the servers.
    Edited by CJohnson81 on November 4, 2015 7:10PM
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  • Gidorick
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    nimander99 wrote: »
    In a similar vein, as a male char one of my fav costumes is Crafty Larrisa's Outfit. BUT, the crotch area is, like, not even flat... its indented :( Drive's me nuts! <- pun intended ;)

    I remember when there was (and still is I guess) this issue. ZOS made changes and this happened:

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  • Alucardo
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    Vicodine wrote: »
    On to a second day! Shall I go as far as tagging Gina or see if Rich is on the same page ? Hmm ...
    Yes, tag Rich and let's try to get him blushing.
  • NateAssassin
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    CJohnson81 wrote: »
    Look, the truth is, all you guys complained about loading screens and lag in PVP, so now they had to nerf the chesticles because the boob physics was crashing the servers.
    Theres no boob physics in ESO though.

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  • CJohnson81
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    CJohnson81 wrote: »
    Look, the truth is, all you guys complained about loading screens and lag in PVP, so now they had to nerf the chesticles because the boob physics was crashing the servers.
    Theres no boob physics in ESO though.

    That's what you thought!
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  • laksikus
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    Islyn wrote: »
    Theodorus wrote: »
    They are definitely smaller...I went in to character creation and pushed the slider all the way up with the "no armor" setting clicked on.

    This was for Science, you understand...

    On the plus side, they also look more natural and non-gravity-defiant. So there's that.

    Not sure why someone felt this was necessary for a supposedly "M" rated game. Remember back in the good old days when gamers were all horny post-pubescent dudes and we thought how cool it would be if the chicks were played by real women and not 30-year-old unshaven men in their underwear?

    Yeah, well, be careful what you wish for.

    Yeah and ruining all the armor :P I am RL girl and that really pissed me off.

    pics or....
  • Korah_Eaglecry
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    Saw a busty Altmer in The Rift Today. Im thinking about making a throw away character on PS4 with the biggest boob settings and snapshotting it before the update.
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  • NateAssassin
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    Saw a busty Altmer in The Rift Today. Im thinking about making a throw away character on PS4 with the biggest boob settings and snapshotting it before the update.
    Every single female character I have has max boo-

    On second thought you go ahead and do that, I only have male characters. o:)

    Edited by NateAssassin on November 4, 2015 7:54PM
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  • BRogueNZ
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    Hope so, if I knew how they looked in some costumes I would've made them less buxom, down right embarrassing in dark seducer .. more of a leg man myself ;)
  • Rajajshka
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    I find it sad that i can give my khajiit bigger boobies than my altmer :(
  • Ryska
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Trying to help some people out by providing information on what causes unwanted boobs, and it kind of turned into a rant. Apologies!

    Unwanted...

    Boobs...

    Really?

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  • LilyOra
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    I'll nerdette rage so hard if they took my nordblades bewbs away :(
  • Knaxia
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    Out from all the offtopic stuff... can someone at Zos ( @ZOS_GinaBruno for example) could confirm about this issue about some body proportions have been changed/lowered on lots of characters? Seems to happen to both male and female characters as much from the chest and posterior areas.
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