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Did ZOS just stealth-nerf my boobs?

  • Oreyn_Bearclaw
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    So this is why Altmer Sorcs were flying through the arena. All the bosses must have been distracted. Way to finally balance the class gap, ZOS! Save the boobies!!!
  • Islyn
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    Hello, I still want answers! Thanks!
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  • Jaronking
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    I can't believe this thread is still going. Zos this is something that need to be answered.
  • Lyrander
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    more than 7k views too.

    You would think lot of people actually want answers here ZOS.

    :smile:
  • Alucardo
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    ZOS, you need to observe, the bodacious curve that we need to preserve, don't shy away or reserve, don't swerve, answer us to scratch this nerve, come on now I just wanna perv.
  • BabeestorGor
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    Swindy wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    ZakuBeta wrote: »
    I did not know that. Learn something new every day. What should a carnivore like me eat that provides protein that isn't fish or mushrooms?

    I have been eating lot of chicken because the Dr said it was better for me than the red meat I usually eat. Plus some vitamins, and a daily 30 minute walk.
    Honestly, I'm probably the worst person to give health and dietary advice. Just letting you guys know what foods are generally high in estrogen.
    I live on a mostly Vegan lifestyle. Loads of fruit, nuts, vegetables and generally 15-20 bananas a day. I try and eat 10 minimum if I can for that awesome potassium intake. Stuff will make your skin shine better than any cream would do.
    If I'm feeling snackish, I'll reach for some brazil nuts. These babies are miracle workers.. full of vitamins and minerals. Just a small handful will give you large traces of vitamin E and your daily intake of selenium, which helps prevent artery disease and cancers. It's also great for your swimmers if you're trying for a baby ;)
    Already had a radical Prostatectomy including one nerve removal, so I'll stick with the steak & Shiraz option now. :wink:
    Healthy is grossly over rated lol.
    Well you know that eating healthy will add years to your life. But those are the years at the end of your life, and you barely use those years anyway.

    Then again when those are the only years you have left they start seeming valuable (cos us 50+ matter too).
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  • Moonshadow66
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    I still didn't notice any difference on my characters. Were all races nerfed or just a few? Because I only have Bretons.

    However I wouldn't mind if ZOS would nerf my own ones. Then again.. nah, better not, when I think of all the bugs in the game.. xd
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  • Nifty2g
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    Did you say boobs are nerfed?

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    #MOREORBS
  • Mojmir
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    So caitlyn went back to Bruce?
  • Alucardo
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    Nifty2g wrote: »
    Did you say boobs are nerfed?

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    If they were nerfed I would have loved to seen them before.
  • altemriel
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    my boobs are there :) and still very hot :)!! I love them :)!!
    Edited by altemriel on December 18, 2015 3:31PM
  • Tryxus
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    Plz guys...


    ... the correct term is "breasts"
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
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  • Islyn
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    Nifty2g wrote: »
    Did you say boobs are nerfed?

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    High elves and one other race report a sense of a lower level of boobaliciousness.
    Member of the Old Guard - Closed Betas 2013
  • j.d.elyb14a_ESO
    I love BOOBIES. There is said it. All my chars. Have Bubba cups maybe c cups. Sorry guys and ladies but not into big boobs. They are nice to look at but no required. Now ZOS: of all the things to be worried about pervy guys and their female toons should be the last thing on your minds. Fix the load screen problem that was introduced with I/C content. BTW did someone say BooBies????????? :smiley:
    Guild Founder and Leader of TheLawless.
  • Jaronking
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    Bump Zos unstealth my boobs.
  • ragnarok6644b14_ESO
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    I actually noticed this on my Imperial but figured I was just having the dumb.

    Now I feel less dumb but I miss Kat's boobs.
  • MrGigglypants
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    #SaveTheTaTa's
  • newtinmpls
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    I do think that there should be more potential for extreeme - not horrid, but say if I want a character who looks really .... unhealthy and thin from being in cold harbor for a long time.

    I think the wide is not wide enough, the thin is not thin enough, not just chest, but everywhere. And guys... well dang none of them have much bootie. It's really ... not accurate. Again NOT to be uncooth, but just to be adult.
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    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • Cazzy
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    I notice when my toon wears certain outfits her boobage shrinks. I wish this happened IRL :/
  • Islyn
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    This really IS a thing. I make all my chars same body type and my High Elf really has had a serious breast reduction.

    I don't make huge ones or anything, but my character definitely looks way different.

    I just wish zos would cop to it or say *You crazies we didn't do that!*



    Member of the Old Guard - Closed Betas 2013
  • MrDerrikk
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    Is 30 days long enough for it to be a necro? Although, in the case of threads like this I really don't mind :p
    I have departed into the great unknown that is outside the game and the forums, and wish you well in your Tamriel adventures!

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    Oh look, Anook.
  • j.d.elyb14a_ESO
    Ahh the boobies debate refuses to be deflated. I wanna know if they are gonna put breast reductions and implants and tummy tucks and bootie inhancement in barber shop. I can see it know: "Templar turned plastic surgeon. LoL........
    Guild Founder and Leader of TheLawless.
  • failkiwib16_ESO
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  • j.d.elyb14a_ESO
    Puppies as I usually like to refer to them. Ladies set those puppies free........
    Guild Founder and Leader of TheLawless.
  • Gidorick
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    #BuffTheBoobies
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
    That's right... Horse.
    Click HERE to discuss.

    Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!
  • MrDerrikk
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    #BuffTheBoobies

    There should be a Gidorick special discussion just on this :p

    That said, I want my ridiculous bazoongas/love lumps back!
    I have departed into the great unknown that is outside the game and the forums, and wish you well in your Tamriel adventures!

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  • PrinceBoru
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    Nerfing has gone too far!
    It ain't easy being green.
  • CJohnson81
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  • Fuzzywuzzy196
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    What next? Our loincloths?
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  • WalkingLegacy
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    I'm pretty sure I recognize you, if only I could see your eyes!
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