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Did ZOS just stealth-nerf my boobs?

  • Vicodine
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    I would like the option to change my body proportions more extreme. I really miss the character creation from Saints Row 3, where you could enlarge the balloons to a silly size, that when you ran around with your char, you could see them wiggle and dangle from side to side.

    You mean something like this ?
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    ARK: Survival Evolved has some messed up character creation options :)
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  • Alucardo
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    Vicodine wrote: »
    You mean something like this ?
    ark3.jpg
    ARK: Survival Evolved has some messed up character creation options :)
    LOL you mean that's not a glitch and an actual character creation?
  • Vicodine
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Vicodine wrote: »
    You mean something like this ?
    ark3.jpg
    ARK: Survival Evolved has some messed up character creation options :)
    LOL you mean that's not a glitch and an actual character creation?

    Yes! Also you can have T-Rex sized arms, giant torso and tiny legs. You can look as messed up as you wish :)
    I haven't played it myself, but I watched my fave YouTubers play. Pretty much everyone you meet is weirder that the last one.
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  • ZakuBeta
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    I just like to play with a character I would enjoy bouncing about. So, typically, it is a big boobed female character for me. I just find it more enjoyable.



    Please don't shrink my boobs....errrrrr, toons boobs!
  • Alucardo
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    Swindy wrote: »
    Already had a radical Prostatectomy including one nerve removal, so I'll stick with the steak & Shiraz option now. :wink:
    Healthy is grossly over rated lol.
    As long as you're happy, who cares right? Honestly I just love the taste of natural food. It being good for me is just a bonus.
    I'm off to enjoy some delicious home-made veggie burgers and chocolate flavoured coconut milk :smiley:
  • Gidorick
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Swindy wrote: »
    Already had a radical Prostatectomy including one nerve removal, so I'll stick with the steak & Shiraz option now. :wink:
    Healthy is grossly over rated lol.
    As long as you're happy, who cares right? Honestly I just love the taste of natural food. It being good for me is just a bonus.
    I'm off to enjoy some delicious home-made veggie burgers and chocolate flavoured coconut milk :smiley:

    I think you have food based stockholms @Alucardo . Just wink if you need help. Everything will be ok... everything is fine...
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  • nobleboivin
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    lol
  • Alucardo
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    I think you have food based stockholms @Alucardo . Just wink if you need help. Everything will be ok... everything is fine...
    Everything is good this end my man, because I know my food isn't a carcinogenic, or contain large traces of heme iron which promotes diabetes and heart disease.

    The more you know!
  • SatanicSister
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Gidorick wrote: »
    I think you have food based stockholms @Alucardo . Just wink if you need help. Everything will be ok... everything is fine...
    Everything is good this end my man, because I know my food isn't a carcinogenic, or contain large traces of heme iron which promotes diabetes and heart disease.

    The more you know!

    Really, man, this isn't the time or place to promote your super healthy eating habits...
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  • Gidorick
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Gidorick wrote: »
    I think you have food based stockholms @Alucardo . Just wink if you need help. Everything will be ok... everything is fine...
    Everything is good this end my man, because I know my food isn't a carcinogenic, or contain large traces of heme iron which promotes diabetes and heart disease.

    The more you know!

    I know my hotdogs contain traces of human DNA. Seems like a draw to me. :lol:
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  • Alucardo
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    Gidorick wrote: »

    I know my hotdogs contain traces of human DNA. Seems like a draw to me. :lol:
    Did you know one hotdog has the same carcinogenic effect as smoking 5 cigarettes?
  • Vicodine
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Gidorick wrote: »
    I think you have food based stockholms @Alucardo . Just wink if you need help. Everything will be ok... everything is fine...
    Everything is good this end my man, because I know my food isn't a carcinogenic, or contain large traces of heme iron which promotes diabetes and heart disease.

    The more you know!

    Just how exactly do you go from boobs to healthy food ?
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    And even so I would expect of you to feast on human blood, given your name, even tho it has a hispanic or spanish twist to it (like Eduardo).
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  • Alucardo
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    Really, man, this isn't the time or place to promote your super healthy eating habits...
    Trying to save lives here! Ok, back to the boobs stuff
  • Alucardo
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    Vicodine wrote: »

    Just how exactly do you go from boobs to healthy food ?
    Trying to help some people out by providing information on what causes unwanted boobs, and it kind of turned into a rant. Apologies!
  • Gidorick
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Gidorick wrote: »

    I know my hotdogs contain traces of human DNA. Seems like a draw to me. :lol:
    Did you know one hotdog has the same carcinogenic effect as smoking 5 cigarettes?

    Eh. I call bullcrap on that. Vegan propaganda.

    We've derailed this thread enough. Back to taking about boobs.

    The fact that zos doesn't allow characters to have more bust really is a shame. Do not have larger busts is just as unrealistic as having huge busts.

    A healthy balance is what they need. ESO is close with what they have but it's a little sparse.
    Edited by Gidorick on November 4, 2015 1:30PM
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  • SatanicSister
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    Alucardo wrote: »

    Really, man, this isn't the time or place to promote your super healthy eating habits...
    Trying to save lives here! Ok, back to the boobs stuff

    Please do it somewhere else. Make another topic or whatever, just leave us in peace.
    There is life after death, be patient and you will see.
  • Vicodine
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    Nearing 3K hits and no response from ZOS :)

    I guess it's too much of a "touchy" subject.
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  • willymchilybily
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    i heard some one else mention changes to character models. but it was height not so much bewbs.

    Could this also be an affect of zoom range and color. white is harder to see, and you are zoomed out more. and some of my character field of view settings change after patches.
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    Vicodine wrote: »
    Nearing 3K hits and no response from ZOS :)

    I guess it's too much of a "touchy" subject.
    They'll need to feel their way into this one carefully I suppose. If we get an answer soon, it would definitely make this the breast day ever.
  • Alucardo
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    Actually, thinking about.. I was perving looking at your side-view pictures with the eyes mysteriously censored out, and you say they were both cranked up as high as they would go, yet obviously they are different sizes. Could this be due to the armour type?
    Like, if you look at the phoenix set for example, there was a complaint that it made the female model look flat chested (which it definitely did).
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    Let Me Guess, Someone Stole Your Sweetrolls
  • Vicodine
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Actually, thinking about.. I was perving looking at your side-view pictures with the eyes mysteriously censored out, and you say they were both cranked up as high as they would go, yet obviously they are different sizes. Could this be due to the armour type?
    Like, if you look at the phoenix set for example, there was a complaint that it made the female model look flat chested (which it definitely did).

    It's a matter of body type. You know, the triangle where you choose thin, muscular, large, there's some like 8 months between those two. There's no way I could have remembered and set their body type the same. The only thing I do the same with Altmers is make them max height, lowest age and biggest chest size. Everything else is made to suit the character. Mages I make tiny and soft, rogues are still thin but muscular, and warriors large.

    Since the DK is intended as a fire mage, she's thin and tiny (with big boobs because she needs to fight from close range, so to distract enemies).

    The templar was a mage also, now more of a healer, so she needs them big to channel the maternal healing powers :)
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  • Alucardo
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    Vicodine wrote: »
    It's a matter of body type. You know, the triangle where you choose thin, muscular, large, there's some like 8 months between those two. There's no way I could have remembered and set their body type the same. The only thing I do the same with Altmers is make them max height, lowest age and biggest chest size. Everything else is made to suit the character. Mages I make tiny and soft, rogues are still thin but muscular, and warriors large.

    Since the DK is intended as a fire mage, she's thin and tiny (with big boobs because she needs to fight from close range, so to distract enemies).

    The templar was a mage also, now more of a healer, so she needs them big to channel the maternal healing powers :)
    Lmao, I love how you actually have reasoning behind the size of your boobs on each character +1

  • Flameheart
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    Thread makes me nervous, need to finish work and get home for a comparison. As a "CBBE Bodyslide and Outfitstudio" fan in Skyrim modding (comes at its best with HDT PE), I liked character creation in ESO from the first time.

    Being able to create low height and petite females, but boosting glute and breast size to a certain degree at least on the other side, was awesome. Although my Altmer Sorc was created at lowest height, she still had catwalk size, looked like a model and was pretty breast-heavy. I spend a day in the character creation menu alone for creating chars and faces (and reserving names of course).

    Don't touch that, Zenimax !
    Edited by Flameheart on November 4, 2015 2:33PM
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Gidorick wrote: »

    I know my hotdogs contain traces of human DNA. Seems like a draw to me. :lol:
    Did you know one hotdog has the same carcinogenic effect as smoking 5 cigarettes?
    That's just because the workers in the factories smoke so much that they drop 5 cigarettes worth of ash into each hotdog... :p
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    They do look a little smaller on the character selection screen I think, but once you get in the game they look fine.
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  • Jitterbug
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Gidorick wrote: »

    I know my hotdogs contain traces of human DNA. Seems like a draw to me. :lol:
    Did you know one hotdog has the same carcinogenic effect as smoking 5 cigarettes?

    Another little known fact is that vegetarians are so full of themselves they don't actually need to eat.
  • Theodorus
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    They are definitely smaller...I went in to character creation and pushed the slider all the way up with the "no armor" setting clicked on.

    This was for Science, you understand...

    On the plus side, they also look more natural and non-gravity-defiant. So there's that.

    Not sure why someone felt this was necessary for a supposedly "M" rated game. Remember back in the good old days when gamers were all horny post-pubescent dudes and we thought how cool it would be if the chicks were played by real women and not 30-year-old unshaven men in their underwear?

    Yeah, well, be careful what you wish for.
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  • Islyn
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    I feel like my High Elf Templar looks less booby, too. I wonder if we're just seeing things?
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  • AmakarGranaen
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    Vicodine wrote: »
    Nearing 3K hits and no response from ZOS :)

    I guess it's too much of a "touchy" subject.

    It does indeed seem as if a lot of people would like to "touch" this subject.
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