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What are some of the funniest player character names you've seen in ESO?

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  • bellanca6561n
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    Majic wrote: »
    For some reason, "Mule of Nobankspacea" sticks with me, even though silly mule names are hardly unusual.

    Still, it has a ring to it. :D

    Yeah, I laughed at that one too.

    My fave is Scorch Mandragon.
  • azoriangaming
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    Fizzle wizzle,

    cotton picker, (this guy was a redguard in a servants costume) I assume that he was forced to change his name

    E B O L A, - this guy was forced to change his name though ^^

    this one just killed you,
  • Fizzlewizzle
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    rdbrown1987 wrote: »
    Fizzle wizzle,

    cotton picker, (this guy was a redguard in a servants costume) I assume that he was forced to change his name

    E B O L A, - this guy was forced to change his name though ^^

    this one just killed you,
    I'm feeling Insulted here.
    :p
    Edited by Fizzlewizzle on March 25, 2015 10:01PM
    Mending-The-Wounded, Aldmeri Dominion, Templar.
  • AzraelKrieg
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    One of my guildmates has a number of crafting alts with some rather interesting names that I do get a laugh out of when I see them logged in. Bill Ding and Crisp P Bacon are just a couple of them. They also had a few alts humorously named after real people based on what they were to be carrying such as Tailor Swift and Mickey Runey
    Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+
    Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 50
  • Ourorboros
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    I've seen a bunch of great names over year, but can't remember them all. However, I remember @LedHed (Zep fan) and Misstreated.

    My own name is too clever, I don't think many get it. Big fan of Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad, so I'm Maester.White (s'up, [snip]). B)

    [Moderator Note: Edited per our rules on Cursing & Profanity]
    Edited by ZOS_UlyssesW on March 26, 2015 5:27PM
    PC/NA/DC
    Breton Sorcerer Maester.White - BB meets GoT >Master Crafter< { 9 Traits completed 4/23/15 }
    TANSTAAFL--->There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.....Robert Heinlein
    Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea....Heinlein
    All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die. "Blade Runner"
    ESO: the game you hate to love and love to hate....( >_<) May RNG be with you (*,_,*)
  • milkbox
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    Runs With Soup
  • drschplatt
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    Pees-Many-Colors
    Sneeze-Many-Colors
    Billy Bob
    Hates-Argonian-Names
    Sparky Steelnuttes
    Stabsie McSticker
    Digs-Lusty-Maid
    Sky-rimmed-glasses
    Babies-are-yummy
    Hunglo N'Swingin
    Willy Makette
    Betty Wont
    Morningwood
    Bumstuff
    Edited by drschplatt on March 26, 2015 4:00AM
    Foräois - Imperial Sorcerer of Ineptitude.
    Widoch - Nord Dragon Knight of Ignorance.
    Billy Bob - Dunmer Templar of Chicken and Noodles.
    Blades of Vengeance
  • AngryNord
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    a naked Nord named kuksugson ("[snip]sockson") - He likely was banned tho...

    [Moderator Note: Edited per our rules on Cursing & Profanity]
    Edited by ZOS_UlyssesW on March 26, 2015 5:44PM
  • Kingdinguhling
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    they made me change my other names but this is mine ....
  • phtony06b14_ESO
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    Some of mine

    Tumeni Bugs - Very popular at launch.

    Macon Endsmeet

    Jarl Flingstaff - Deleted

    Splendiferous Black

    Rok D'Casbah

    Roes Gardin

    Chases Tailfeather - Khajit




  • Durann
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    GANK ME IM FAMOUS comes to mind :smile:
  • SteveCampsOut
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    Grumpy Kahjiit anyone?
    @ֆȶɛʋɛƈǟʍքֆօʊȶ ʀʋʟɨʄɛ⍟
    Sanguine & Psijic Group Beta Tester.
    Steve's Craftiness Find out what I can make for you at my Google Doc Spreadsheet.
    Pacrooti's Hirelings Website:
    pacrootis.enjin.com/

    NA Server:
    Steforax Soulstrong CH782 Sorcerer AD
    Grumpy Kahjiti CH782 Dragonknight AD
    Rheticia Le Drakisius CH782 Nightblade DC
    Razmuzan Thrasmas CH782 Templar EP
    Sheenara Soulstrong CH782 Dragonknight DC
    Erik Ramzey CH782 Nightblade AD
    Growling Kahjiti CH782 Nightblade EP
    One of Many Faces CH782 Sorcerer DC
    Grumpasaurus Rex CH782 Warden DC
    EU Server:
    Guildmaster of Pacrooti's Hirelings AD Based LGBT Friendly Guild.
    Stefrex Souliss CH701 Sorcerer AD
    Grumpy Kahjiti CH701 Dragonknight DC
    Slithisi Ksissi CH701 Nightblade EP
    Pokes-With-Fire CH701 Dragonknight AD
    Josie-The-Pussi-Cat CH701 Templar AD
    Stug-Grog M'God CH701 Templar DC
    One With Many Faces CH701 Nightblade DC
    Trixie Truskan CH701 Sorcerer EP
    Grumpetasaurus Rex CH701 Warden EP
    ESO Plus status: Canceled!
  • Danikat
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    A friend of mine made a fat argonian called Eats-All-Pies. :D
    PC EU player | She/her/hers | PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    "Remember in this game we call life that no one said it's fair"
  • Etaniel
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    Best character in EU is called Pot Noodles. Instant invite into our guild
    Noricum | Kitesquad

    Youtube

    AR 41 DC DK

  • AngryNord
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    This thread makes me even more tempted to make a tall, fat Breton named Big [snip]...

    [Moderator Note: Edited per our rules on Cursing & Profanity]
    Edited by ZOS_UlyssesW on March 26, 2015 5:43PM
  • daemonios
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    I made an Argonian healer just so I could call him Mends-All-Wounds.

    Sadly I made him in the wrong faction so I don't play him anymore :p
  • Katinas
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    Months ago I saw someone named Ducks Have Flat Feet.
  • f047ys3v3n
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    I have:

    Hairball of Doom (khajiit)
    Beat-the-Lizards (yep, a dark elf)
    Saddlebags the Thankless Serf (She has them, and not just on her horse)
    Lasagna Massacre (looks like Garfield)
    and Skooma no-worries (now deleted)

    My former guild master had:
    Stands in Puddles

    My buddy has a toon he specked to look like his girlfriend and called:
    Stevostuds baby mama

    I once saw and laughed myself silly at the clever:
    Mrs The Liar
    I am mostly pleased with the current state of ESO. Please do continue to ban cheaters though and you guys have to find out who is duping gold and how because the economy is currently non-functional.
  • StoHelit
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    My favourites are Where-I-Fits-I-Sits and General Meowsenhower :D
  • Iago
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    right after launch I met n Argonian named Peas on Katz. I still have not found a better name.
    That which we obtain to cheap we esteem to lightly, it is dearness only that gives everything its value.

    -Thomas Pain

  • olsborg
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    Saw a guy named Gor Gasm, made me giggle.

    PC EU
    PvP only
  • metalsugarb16_ESO
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    I have dunmer sisters:
    Today Snow
    and
    Tomorrow Wind

    See what I did there?
  • Syldayan
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    my argonian is named "sing the rain" .
    Edited by Syldayan on March 26, 2015 10:09AM
  • Yerena
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    My twinks:
    Fluffy Drug-Dealer - Khajit
    and
    Makes-U-Unsee-It - Argonian
  • WillhelmBlack
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    Ty for Rez, lag lag lag, Don't nerf me. Many many more, saw one Monday that made me spit my beer out.

    My PTS character is called A.F Kennedy.
    PC EU
  • Carnagan
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    I saw a pair adventuring together that consisted of a dunmer named Loves-Tender-Moments and her argonian partner Ruins-Tender-Moments.
    "You dream of the Moon and a man who is less than a man."
    Proud explorer of Tamriel since 1996
  • xMovingTarget
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    Nooby Mc Boon

    Appears to be one of my alts..
  • IcyDeadPeople
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    I forgot Talks-In-Third-Person
    (Video) "The Arsonist" - Ganking with Magicka Dragonknight
  • NoMoreChillies
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    my 2x sons and i just started:
    Morddecai
    Rigbyy
    Skiipps
    Insulting people on the internet is cowardly.
  • Haxnschwammer
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    I have some mules:

    Nightblade "Hides behind trees"
    cook mule "Stores my food"
    enchanting alt "Born to rune"

    In beta I've seen some khajit, "Hairy ***", "Hello Kitty", Hell No Kitty"
    Also I've seen in a tavern Elmo, Ernie, Bert, Cookie M, and Big Bird. Oh the memories...

    And last week I run away from a guard I stumbled upon an undauted camp with
    die hard, die smooth, die fast, die another day standing around.

    Not a char name, but one of my imperial horses is called "Harley Tiberson"...
    Once I was a healer. Then I took a Wrobel to the knee.

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
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