An NPC offers you a passionate kiss, who would you like it to be?

Syldras

Rebirthment wrote: »

Ignoring Context, if any NPC here ingame were to offer you a kiss anywhere you would like or feel comfortable so on the cheek for example, who would you like it to be?

A passionate kiss on the cheek?

And "you" as in "rl you" or "main character"?

Anyway, there are two I find quite interesting, but I don't think they really care much about these kind of things. One would probably get incredibly nervous, the other one would question the purpose (unless I could convince him it's for... scientific reasons or something). Even if NPC romance is included some day, one is definitively ruled out and the other one not very probable to be available for that.

BardokRedSnow

Lets see... I have a few lol.

First mention is Solgra aka hottest orc chick ever lol.

Solgra went through a lot with your character, and almost dies, or actually dies depending on your choice. Having picked the right choice (when is kill the altmer not the right choice lmao) and saved her, I always felt like there was a natural connection with your character and Solgra.

Mirri is kinda obvious and tbh I wanted to leave companions out of my answer for that reason, but yea Mirri is a clear winner if I were to include her as an npc in this. I would have said Isobel myself but I kinda agree, there was a lot in her story and even how she walks that imo indicates she was not bi. Conjecture sure and 100 percent something you can base that off of, no, not saying that. But to me it leans to her being into women specifically from the context clues. Like I feel as though they really went out of their way to say she likes women specifically. Tho yes none of said context clues, especially her walk excludes her from being bi. Would like her to be into both sure but lol pretty sure that's a no go. She also makes "friend status" very clear with you multiple times. Even the wording "partnership" for men is pretty clear tho to be fair I don't know if that changes when you speak to her as a woman, but mirri's says relationship so I just assumed.

Moving on, final choice and honestly my favorite choice personally for non companion npcs is easily, easily Arana from the Markarth questline was very happy that she wasnt dead after all, what a good character and a hottie lol. I have a thing for witches.

Honorable mention, Captain Siravaen. What a badass, and she wears them Syrabane trousers well.

Wolf_Eye

Syldras wrote: »

Rebirthment wrote: »

Ignoring Context, if any NPC here ingame were to offer you a kiss anywhere you would like or feel comfortable so on the cheek for example, who would you like it to be?

A passionate kiss on the cheek?

And "you" as in "rl you" or "main character"?

Anyway, there are two I find quite interesting, but I don't think they really care much about these kind of things. One would probably get incredibly nervous, the other one would question the purpose (unless I could convince him it's for... scientific reasons or something). Even if NPC romance is included some day, one is definitively ruled out and the other one not very probable to be available for that.

...Fennorian and Sotha Sil?

EDIT: No, maybe Revus and Sotha Sil.

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Jaimeh

I'm surprised at the lack of Rada al-Saran and cinematic!Breton hero in this thread (but I do kinda get the cinematic! Mannimarco love). Also, for a no-context passionate kiss: the Thief Celestial; fallen star manifests as a person, swoops in and steals a kiss... ehem. Last but not least, Mephala, for science. If we're talking any characters, then the Vestige, because I do love that YOLOing adventurer.

Rebirthment

amig186 wrote: »

How about Lyranth.

"Let's see your little mortal, little mortal"

Good quote! Interesting term to call it that

SkaraMinoc

Meridia, Lady of Infinite Energies

Aorys

Valaste, Abnur Tharn

LalMirchi

As long as I could give them a smack or a Wabbajack, Onkel Sheo the beautiful Sheogorath FTW!

whitecrow

I have coin if Nisuzi has the time.

joergino

whitecrow wrote: »

I have coin if Nisuzi has the time.

I think she bites.

Ye_Olde_Crowe

Skordo the Knife, Elam Drals or Rynkyus, please.

Syldras

Wolf_Eye wrote: »

Syldras wrote: »

Rebirthment wrote: »

Ignoring Context, if any NPC here ingame were to offer you a kiss anywhere you would like or feel comfortable so on the cheek for example, who would you like it to be?

A passionate kiss on the cheek?

And "you" as in "rl you" or "main character"?

Anyway, there are two I find quite interesting, but I don't think they really care much about these kind of things. One would probably get incredibly nervous, the other one would question the purpose (unless I could convince him it's for... scientific reasons or something). Even if NPC romance is included some day, one is definitively ruled out and the other one not very probable to be available for that.

...Fennorian and Sotha Sil?

EDIT: No, maybe Revus and Sotha Sil.

~

It was too obvious, wasn't it? Fennorian would be #3, btw. Just not for my main.

AliasRed

I can't believe no one has gone for Uncle Sheo yet!
He's a bona fide maestro of mirth and stockist of fine cheeses
I also get the feeling he wouldn't be to fussy whether it be boys/girls/whatever, so I pick Sheogorath

'O Wabbajack, Wabbajack! wherefore art thou Wabbajack?

Kesstryl

I have different stories for my alts, so here goes:

Reynild, my Nord tank, wasn't interested in mead drinking, weapon slugging muscle men, but she fell for Fennorian. I guess a scholarly lad in distress that needs rescuing is her type.

Varla, my Dunmer Telvanni, fell hard for Revus Demnevanni. That sweetheart needs someone to look out for him to save him from himself.

Whispers-with-Trees was hoping to run into Eoki to drink some hist sap together one day when he's not on the rebound from Sun-in-Shadow, but she lost track of him over time. Maybe the new Argonian companion might be a prospective partner, if his personality is right. Edit - nevermind, he might also be homosexual. They can be best friends then.

Malatunir fell for Eveli (even though she annoys me) because that's just how his heart is.

Kesstryl and Aereldil are my two alts that are married in my head cannon.

Gabrien lost his wife and child during the Coldharbor invasion and currently still mourns them.

Alessea and Ronon each have no interest or room for love, each for different reasons. I could have seen Ronon warming up to Isobel, but she's homosexual so I wrote that off.

Luceya, my Breton noble, might feel something for Bastien, her knight, but she is still very young and not sure, plus all the political complications this would cause her family.

Out of all of them, as a player, I would only find Fennorian attractive both physically and personality wise. Revus has an attractive personality. Sotha Sil is pretty hot, but I don't have any alts that pine for him. I was never into Darien or Jakarn because flirty womanizers are not my type, neither do any of my female alts fall for that kind of man. IRL they are just pixels, and none hold a candle to my IRL husband.

Overall my characters are not me, they are in their own stories with their own personalities and their own attractions. I mean common, I personally have to interest in Eveli or Eoki (I'm neither homosexual nor into furries, but God bless those who are) so to those who are creeped out, I hope you can understand that for many of us here, our character stories are like books and movies to us. Some of us never outgrew playing with action figures through our game characters.


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Ilsabet

This seems like a job for picrew.

Sevalaricgirl

Riana, my Bosmer nightblade is paired with my Khajiit templar, Jamie.
Decima, my Imperial dragon knight, has a thing for Melar Sadus (the scarlet judge).
Faramir, my Breton sorc, really cares for Darien even though he was a player and she is not. She's still trying to find a way to save him.
Riven Moon Born, Khajiit nightblade vampire, has a thing for Verandis Ravenwatch though he would never go for her.
Brings To Life, my Argonian necromancer, is having too much fun raising skeletons to worry about romance.
G'inger, Khajiit warden, is too young to care. When Raz called her a sleeping kitten, he was correct, she's still a kitten.

DinoZavr

Lusty Argonian Maid, maybe?

Seminolegirl1992

SilverBride wrote: »

Seminolegirl1992 wrote: »

With all due respect. Why. The heckin heck. Would you want Eveli? That woman drives me up a wall.

I feel the same way but... at least she can't talk while she is kissing!

Idk man, if anyone is gonna talk while kissing, it would be her. Hyperactively. And while explaining to you for the ten thousandth time how you two got there.

Sleep

the bankers

Braffin

I vote for velidreth. One more reason to beat the [snip] outta her.

alternatelder

Braffin wrote: »

I vote for velidreth. One more reason to beat the [snip] outta her.

What is that supposed to mean exactly?

Painik

Quen

Bobargus

Lamae Bal.

FayJolyn

My Zha' Ishii has an enormous crush on Razum-dar, because he was there when her soulless body got dumped from Coldharbour and he just trusted her on first sight. She's absolutely *not* jealous of her Queen who already had an established friendship with Raz, nope! Not at all! hehe.

Also, Arenthia was hard on her. oof.

colossalvoids

Glad Veli was mentioned, no one else called me a sweet meat with such passion.

AlienSlof

I'd like to share a slow blink and face rub with Razum Dar.

ADarklore

Well, there's Darien Gautier and then there's Jakarn.

I'm even OK with Bastian, perhaps if you entered into a romance he wouldn't be so critical when you accidentally kill a spider in the middle of combat.

Hvíthákarl

Kaalgrontiid 😳😵‍💫💞

On a more serious note (I wouldn't scoff at him tho) any tamrielic *** bear will suffice, specially if they're an orsimer 🙈

Liguar

I (and all of my characters) choose Lyranth.

Though I suppose my main character would choose my spouse's main orc and not an npc, since she's gorgeous and while they can't officially co-habitate they pretty much do so anyway.

SickleCider

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