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An NPC offers you a passionate kiss, who would you like it to be?

Rebirthment
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Ignoring Context, if any NPC here ingame were to offer you a kiss anywhere you would like or feel comfortable so on the cheek for example, who would you like it to be?

There are many NPCs i wouldn't mind receiving one from, but if i had to choose one, it would be Eveli Sharp-Arrow ;)




PS: This random idea came out of my head from Glenumbra zone chat so take it for what it is lol
Edited by Rebirthment on April 17, 2023 6:13PM
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    stuga
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    No thanks. I play video games to unwind and escape reality a bit, not to be molested by creepy NPCs. I can see how there would be a niche market for that sort of thing for some people, but I don't think this is that type of game.
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    Naryu! ❤
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    Friendly passionate? There's a peck, which I interpret as a friendly kiss, and a passionate kiss, which Naryu usually pulls me aside for on a regular basis. But usually a kiss can't be both...?
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    Friendly passionate? There's a peck, which I interpret as a friendly kiss, and a passionate kiss, which Naryu usually pulls me aside for on a regular basis. But usually a kiss can't be both...?

    Ahh a bit of a conundrum there lol.. ill fix that. Not used to creating threads let alone coming up with decent enough titles for them
    Edited by Rebirthment on April 17, 2023 6:14PM
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    A thread like that and as expected people want Naryu. I, on the other hand, can't stand her at all. Never liked her, instantly hated her the first time I met her in Deshaan. So for me it is incredibly irritating that in most of the quests we have with her, our characters are basically forced to flirt with her. Honestly, I'd rather have a steaming hot affair with Revus Demnevanni.

    That being said, I wouldn't mind a kiss from Rian Liore or Jansen Nashrith.
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    pardon my ingenuity
    *coughs*
    but a "friendly passionate kiss" sounds like nouveauté ..
    how would you describe it?

    edit: post title has been wisely reformulated as passion can not be friendly as it is contemptuous of all that is not
    itself
    Edited by Saint-Ange on April 19, 2023 6:15AM
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    Queen Ayrenn. Would take the games remaining budget to pay Kate Beckinsale to profess her love to me, and multiple in game books would need to be added to cover the celebrity my character would become.

    Runner up: Molag Bal and that epic booming voice. He should call out to me in Dolmen grinds for all to hear.
    Edited by AScarlato on April 17, 2023 7:26PM
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    Jarndyce wrote: »
    Naryu! ❤

    In yer dreams.

    She's in a bubble bath with me!
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    Naryu, Queen Ayrenn, or Valaste.
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    Gordon the guar
    Runners up: Nahfahlaar and M'aiq
    Edited by Tenthirty2 on April 17, 2023 7:24PM
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    Gabriele, ever since I discovered she was interested in handcuffs.
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    Most Khajiit will do.
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    Hmmmm...

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    Vivec
    Darien
    Bastian
    High King Emeric

    Probably a whole lot more. It's really all about the voice actors. If they would have Gideon Emery voice a major expansion character, then I could relive my Dragon Age 2 Fenris romance. Clearly, I have a weakness for tall elves, and Bretons are okay too. :lol:
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    This is begging for Mod attention.
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    Darien!! :*
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    Elam
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    Proxy Queen Alwinarwe :D

    If not, Valaste is better tempered anyway, but in a "tsundere" manner Proxy Queen would be epic
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    Artémidore de Corbeaulieu - bréton lame noire 50 ;
    Azothos Sadras - elfe noir sorcier 50 ;
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    Hjarnar - nordique sorcier 50 ;
    Jendaya al-Gilane - rougegarde chevalier-dragon 50 ;
    Sabbathnazar Ullikummi - elfe noir chevalier-dragon 50 ;
    Selvaryn Virotès - elfe noire lame noire 50 ;
    Tahajmi - khajiit sorcière 50 ;
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    Rigurt The Brash, of course. His Diplomatising has won him my heart
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    Count Verandis Ravenwatch <3

    ^This right here.

    Also, Fennorian <3
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    They're written down in eternity
    But you'll never see the price it costs
    The scars collected all their lives
    When everything's lost, they pick up their hearts and avenge defeat
    Before it all starts, they suffer through harm just to touch a dream
    Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
    Legends never die
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    Lady Arabelle Davaux <3

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    Raz
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    vsrs_au wrote: »
    Gwendis.

    Ah yes, my second choice haha
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    Mirri. Honorable mentions: Fennorian, Lady Arabelle and Meridia. Yeah, sure, I'd obviously survive kissing a Daedric Prince. Maybe.
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    Fennorian for sure.
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    Eww. Pixels are not on my radar, sorry.
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