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An NPC offers you a passionate kiss, who would you like it to be?

  • Jusey1
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    Jakarn comes to mind, granted I actually expect him to make that attempt someday.
  • Luth7
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    Does it have to be a kiss?
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  • Caribou77
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    This is a pretty weird one. But I will bite, when the answer is so obviously STIBBONS.
  • Carcamongus
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    AScarlato wrote: »
    My Templar would love a passionate kiss from Isobel. Sadly he's a guy and she isn't into ball sports. :(

    Same I love her. I feel guilty enough my guy convinced her to wear Mercymother’s as this isn’t like the frumpy outfit she chooses for herself. But I like to think he’s helping her open up and a small part of her is into it given the types of books she likes to read.

    That said I can’t go so far as to headcanon being with her given I’m a guy lol. I may hook her up with my cute Breton healer girl.

    Yes I put too much thought into this stuff.

    We don't know if Isobel doesn't like guys, we only know she likes girls. Besides, she even appeared to be interested in Bolgrul. Anyway, you think giving her Mercymother's is bad? I equipped her with Lady Thorn's sword and shield and allowed myself a devious smirk.
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  • BlackKnight556
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    Either Gwendis or Isobel Veloise
  • zaria
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    Kitziboo wrote: »
    Razum-dar. Especially for one of my characters who has a huge crush on him.
    For my mostly Khajiit ladies yes, real world, I say Khamira as I'm male, also getting kissed by an Khajiit would be different.
    No idea how they do it, it could end up weird like an dog licking your face but as an french kiss or simply bumping noses as Inuits does.
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  • adriant1978
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    We don't know if Isobel doesn't like guys, we only know she likes girls. Besides, she even appeared to be interested in Bolgrul.

    She also says things like "Jakarn has tried to hit on me no less than three times. I don't have the heart to tell him", plus expresses interest in at least three different female NPCs that I can think of, while the comments about Bolgrul just feel like curiosity to me, wondering about his favorite delve and such.

    I guess it's not 110% confirmed that she's into girls only, and likely won't be unless romance with companions is ever added as a feature, but I just have this feeling my Templar is pining for the wrong girl. :(

  • JavaRen
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    Well, I'd like to say Gwendis or Gabrielle, but based on the quality of my past judgements Almalexia is probably the more accurate.
  • Rebirthment
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    We don't know if Isobel doesn't like guys, we only know she likes girls. Besides, she even appeared to be interested in Bolgrul.

    She also says things like "Jakarn has tried to hit on me no less than three times. I don't have the heart to tell him", plus expresses interest in at least three different female NPCs that I can think of, while the comments about Bolgrul just feel like curiosity to me, wondering about his favorite delve and such.

    I guess it's not 110% confirmed that she's into girls only, and likely won't be unless romance with companions is ever added as a feature, but I just have this feeling my Templar is pining for the wrong girl. :(

    Doesn't mean she's not into guys at all period. Even though i don't own high isle which means i've never met her, from the sound of other people talking about her, she's BI. Just preferring females more towards guys i think.
    Edited by Rebirthment on April 18, 2023 10:52PM
  • kargen27
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    Felande

    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • Shihp00
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    Seryn
  • Northwold
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    Darien and Jakarn. Ideally together.
  • Seminolegirl1992
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    Ignoring Context, if any NPC here ingame were to offer you a kiss anywhere you would like or feel comfortable so on the cheek for example, who would you like it to be?

    There are many NPCs i wouldn't mind receiving one from, but if i had to choose one, it would be Eveli Sharp-Arrow ;)




    PS: This random idea came out of my head from Glenumbra zone chat so take it for what it is lol

    With all due respect. Why. The heckin heck. Would you want Eveli? That woman drives me up a wall. To each their own :P

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  • SilverBride
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    With all due respect. Why. The heckin heck. Would you want Eveli? That woman drives me up a wall.

    I feel the same way but... at least she can't talk while she is kissing! :D
    Edited by SilverBride on April 19, 2023 4:41AM
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  • jle30303
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    [snip] Overseer Shiralas and her cute wife.

    [edited for inappropriate content]
    Edited by ZOS_Icy on April 23, 2023 4:12PM
  • blktauna
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    lol Add me to the Naryu naysayers. She's obnoxious like Evli.. ew

    There's naught wrong with Grand Warlord Dortene. I love the elven Commander inside Tempest Isle. Maj al Ragath is lovely, then of course that little morslet Fennorian, Elam Drais, and Bastian (though he'd prob be appalled lol)
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  • BloodyStigmata
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    Mehrunes Dagon

    I meant Malacath

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  • rpa
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    Hircine.
  • Lauranae
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    nahhh for me it would be my gardner (created a NPC, that in final, looks quite good and is not stupid, so yes my NPC)

    But i think he prefers the druid we invited recently :P
    Edited by Lauranae on April 19, 2023 4:58AM
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  • Wolf_Eye
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    Sanguine.

    Go big or go home! If anyone can give kisses out of this world, it would be the Lord of Revelry right?

    If we're being honest here....Sanguine is probably the ONLY Prince who would:

    1. First off, actually agree to kissing a mortal and
    2. Actually allow that mortal to survive it without their face melting off or suffering debilitating torment or something.

    In fact, I'm pretty convinced that Sanguine disguises himself as a mortal and goes off to have an...err..."fun party" with a bunch of mortals on the regular.
  • Wolf_Eye
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    We don't know if Isobel doesn't like guys, we only know she likes girls. Besides, she even appeared to be interested in Bolgrul.

    She also says things like "Jakarn has tried to hit on me no less than three times. I don't have the heart to tell him", plus expresses interest in at least three different female NPCs that I can think of, while the comments about Bolgrul just feel like curiosity to me, wondering about his favorite delve and such.

    I guess it's not 110% confirmed that she's into girls only, and likely won't be unless romance with companions is ever added as a feature, but I just have this feeling my Templar is pining for the wrong girl. :(

    That's probably just because it was Jakarn. He definitly wouldn't be my first pick either.
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    Wolf_Eye wrote: »
    We don't know if Isobel doesn't like guys, we only know she likes girls. Besides, she even appeared to be interested in Bolgrul.

    She also says things like "Jakarn has tried to hit on me no less than three times. I don't have the heart to tell him", plus expresses interest in at least three different female NPCs that I can think of, while the comments about Bolgrul just feel like curiosity to me, wondering about his favorite delve and such.

    I guess it's not 110% confirmed that she's into girls only, and likely won't be unless romance with companions is ever added as a feature, but I just have this feeling my Templar is pining for the wrong girl. :(

    That's probably just because it was Jakarn. He definitly wouldn't be my first pick either.

    In my opinion, "Don't have the heart to tell him" implies that's she flattered/charmed but he's barking up the wrong tree for some unexplained reason. Despite the impression High Isle might give, Jakarn is generally considered to be charming and handsome in the world of Tamriel. So, it's unsurprising Isobel thought it was cute even if she couldn't reciprocate. I think if she merely didn't like him, she'd have explained it some other way.
    Edited by spartaxoxo on April 19, 2023 5:37AM
  • Darkmage1337
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    Mirabelle Motierre.
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  • ArcaneScientius
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    Arlie Edrald. Because... reasons.

    Actually, quite a few of the rivenspire women. Captain Janeve, Shuga (yes.) And countess Eselde Tamrith.

    Honourable mention to Duchess Lakana, but from whom I would rather accept a gracious kiss such as one a lady of the house would bestow as a sign of favour on a knight who had honoured the house.

    (Sometimes my headcanon/rp does venture into the strange realm of honourable. Also, I kinda ignored the 'passionate' part of OP''s post for this last one. Eh. Not all kisses have to be romantic to be amazing.)
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  • gusthermopyle
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    Well, I would obviously grab Almalexia for a snog ... but only to make Mirri jealous so she would finally realise she really wants me!!
  • M_Volsung
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    TaSheen wrote: »
    Eww. Pixels are not on my radar, sorry.

    Gonna go along with this one.
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  • Toxic_Hemlock
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    Any vampire would do...

    Yes I'm old, and yes I wanna be young again ;) .
  • karthrag_inak
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    Pelanora wrote: »
    Sex, drugs, rock n roll. But all we get is gambling. And death.

    Khajiit finds this supremely eloquent.
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  • Sheezabeast
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    Rigurt. He's very passionate.
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  • Tommy_The_Gun
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    Nahfahlaar sounds like an interesting choice :D:joy:
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