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I'm actually going bankrupt over a fictional waifu I haven't even met yet

Bo0137
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It's not that I'm sexist or anything but as a man I play with a male character, like always. Now they are making me buy fancy dresses for my to-be companion Mirri. I just busted my membership crowns after this stream. Honestly this is a low blow on a poor man's wallet...

btw, I would appreciate a sload companion in the future
-On my shoulder, Ms. Ahvine
  • Nyladreas
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    Bo0137 wrote: »
    It's not that I'm sexist or anything but as a man I play with a male character, like always. Now they are making me buy fancy dresses for my to-be companion Mirri. I just busted my membership crowns after this stream. Honestly this is a low blow on a poor man's wallet...

    btw, I would appreciate a sload companion in the future

    :| you know... Some people with addictions actually will blow all their savings on this... This isn't funny sadly :(
  • ghost_bg_ESO
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    outfit station can be used too...
  • SantieClaws
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    Bastian can wear pretty dresses too though.

    This one can see that he might find himself enjoying a similar clothing aesthetic to many male orcs.

    Yours with paws
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  • Elvenheart
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    Bastian can wear pretty dresses too though.

    This one can see that he might find himself enjoying a similar clothing aesthetic to many male orcs.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Oh, the dignity!
  • Elvenheart
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    I play both male and female characters and I already have a full wardrobe, so I’m not worried!
  • Everstorm
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    Mirri will wear functional clothes like all my characters.
  • Sangwyne
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    Nyladreas wrote: »
    Bo0137 wrote: »
    It's not that I'm sexist or anything but as a man I play with a male character, like always. Now they are making me buy fancy dresses for my to-be companion Mirri. I just busted my membership crowns after this stream. Honestly this is a low blow on a poor man's wallet...

    btw, I would appreciate a sload companion in the future

    :| you know... Some people with addictions actually will blow all their savings on this... This isn't funny sadly :(

    Those people need a new hobby. Maybe a breath of fresh air. And a therapist.

    WTB hawt Hagraven waifu.
  • phaneub17_ESO
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    Mirri will wear a tuxedo and like it!
  • Araneae6537
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    Bo0137 wrote: »
    It's not that I'm sexist or anything but as a man I play with a male character, like always. Now they are making me buy fancy dresses for my to-be companion Mirri. I just busted my membership crowns after this stream. Honestly this is a low blow on a poor man's wallet...

    btw, I would appreciate a sload companion in the future

    Lol, why? From what little we know of her, she seems to me to be the type who would wear practical adventuring gear rather than flouncing after you in a fancy dress (not that there’s anything wrong with dressing any characters or companions in fancy clothes). Plus the outfit station offers lots of options.

    But I’m pretty sure you posted this as a joke and there are some very nice feminine costumes available that aren’t expensive either. I think the Balmorra holiday costume was the first I bought when I started ESO (I play both male and female characters and like for each to have their own look). :)
  • cynicalbutterfly
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    I'm pretty stocked on outfits but I'm definitely going to wait to see how the companion system works before I go buying anything extra xD
    Sangwyne wrote: »
    Nyladreas wrote: »
    Bo0137 wrote: »
    It's not that I'm sexist or anything but as a man I play with a male character, like always. Now they are making me buy fancy dresses for my to-be companion Mirri. I just busted my membership crowns after this stream. Honestly this is a low blow on a poor man's wallet...

    btw, I would appreciate a sload companion in the future

    :| you know... Some people with addictions actually will blow all their savings on this... This isn't funny sadly :(

    Those people need a new hobby. Maybe a breath of fresh air. And a therapist.

    WTB hawt Hagraven waifu.

    WTS hawt Hagraven (that I totally did not kidnap from a random hut in the woods in anyway)
  • Fischblut
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    At least you can get fancy-looking waifu! :)

    I would prefer to have skeletal, Xivkyn or Scarecrow companion :D I can't get those at all, even while owning all polymorphs.
  • Girl_Number8
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    This is the most funny post I have ever read on the forums 😄

    Thnx

    Glad I play PvP, oh wait they’re going to wreck that even more....

    Edited by Girl_Number8 on April 20, 2021 6:01PM
  • Athan1
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    I'm a guy so I can share clothes with my huzubandu Bastion ;)
    Athan Atticus Imperial Templar of Shezarr
  • Folkb
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    Mmmm waifu 🥰
  • FrancisCrawford
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    I have six female characters. They currently wear:
    • The Priestess of Mara costume that was given away free as a log-in award.
    • The Dark Seducer costume that is given away free as a leveling reward. (One undyed, one dyed gold.)
    • The Golden Saint costume that is given away free as a leveling reward (partly dyed red).
    • The costume (designed for a man) that is given away free as a Thieves Guild quest reward.
    • An outfit based on the Draugr style (dyed red).

    So:
    • Two dresses.
    • One pantsuit.
    • Three -- well, not as extreme as the "chainmail bikini" trope, but somewhat in that direction.
  • redlink1979
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    Bo0137 wrote: »
    (...) they are making me buy fancy dresses for my to-be companion Mirri.(...)
    To dress up companions you can use all the costumes on your collections (daily login rewards already gave us a few dresses over time) and you can also use all the motifs pages you've collected on an outfit station.

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  • Sleep724
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    I’m looking forward to the upcoming maid costume to put on my Argonian companion.
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