2 hours of maintenance scheduled on a Saturday night

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What in the name of unholiness is wrong with you zenimax?
Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
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    There is already another thread on the front page about this. How many threads that do not do not offer anything unique do we need?
  • kargen27
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    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • JumpmanLane
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  • Undefwun
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    It's in red.. red means danger.. so prob it's emergency..

    If they left something urgent unfixed.. OMG ... YOU SHOULD REALLY HOT PATCH ISSUES INSTEAD OF WAITING A WEEK... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ZENIMAX...
    Drank Sinatra Sr - PvP Magblade - DC
    Juggathot - PvP Mag Sorc - DC
    Jedi Mind Crits - PvP A-Hole Bowblade - DC
    Dollar Store Thor - PvP Stamplar - DC
    The Bone Sumpremacy - baby Stamcro - DC
    Wârden Freeman - PvP Stamden - DC (on hold)
    Lauryn Heal - PvE Magplar DPS - DC

    Lil Orc Chop - PvP Stam Sorc - EP
    Hamuel L Jackson - PvE DPS & PvP Stam DK - EP
    Chandler Bling - PvP Magden - EP

    Mahalia Lightborn - exiled crafting toon - cos you know, she's AD
  • FleetwoodSmack
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    5

    9.
    Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies!
  • SFDB
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    I'm doing crafting research on four characters, all doing the same thing to keep in sync with each other (learn this, this and this, use the daily scroll, start such and so then...). Just finished crafting the stuff for them to research: "All right, all the stuff is set, this should take 15, 20 minutes tops."

    "Server going offline in 15 minutes."

    "Well, I guess 15 it is then." (got it with about twenty seconds to spare)
  • phaneub17_ESO
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    Why is the banner message in red? I'm scared, HOLD ME!!
  • Cundu_Ertur
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    duh
    Taking stealth away from the Bosmer is like taking magic away from the Altmer, making Nords allergic to mead, or making Orcs pretty.
  • darthgummibear_ESO
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    I can't wait to see what the "emergency" was that they fixed.
  • Vapirko
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    There’s rumors it’s possibly some vMA bug that makes it super easy to beat but idk. The games been broken for years and we get barely any fixes. It must be crown store related.
  • ZonasArch
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    Clearly not a scheduled maintenance. if you're gonna complain, at least be fair. Also, i'm pretty sure you'd complain if there was a two days free running exploit until Monday, so what do you prefer? a single quick emergency maintenance, or 2 days of exploiting, leading to a possible server rollback?

    Be grateful.
  • VelimOrthic
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    *** better not go over 2 hours. Of course I get everything done after a long week and the log on attempt is like 2 minutes into this crap.

    2 hours? Alright. 2 ******* hours then.

    2 hours.
  • FleetwoodSmack
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    ZonasArch wrote: »
    Clearly not a scheduled maintenance. if you're gonna complain, at least be fair. Also, i'm pretty sure you'd complain if there was a two days free running exploit until Monday, so what do you prefer? a single quick emergency maintenance, or 2 days of exploiting, leading to a possible server rollback?

    Be grateful.

    YES THANK YOU ZENIMAX FOR THIS MAINTENANCE. WE ARE SO GRATEFUL.
    Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies!
  • Morbus2
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    crap! now I have to play WoW.
  • ZonasArch
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    Vapirko wrote: »
    There’s rumors it’s possibly some vMA bug that makes it super easy to beat but idk. The games been broken for years and we get barely any fixes. It must be crown store related.

    what are you still doing around here then? o.O
  • Drako_Ei
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    Thanks for ruining my first veteran black rose prison attempt, i was about to enter arena 4, thank you zos, thank you
  • code65536
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    Vapirko wrote: »
    There’s rumors it’s possibly some vMA bug that makes it super easy to beat but idk. The games been broken for years and we get barely any fixes. It must be crown store related.

    People really should take a moment to sanity-check rumors and wild conjectures.

    Only PC/NA is down. PC/EU is unaffected. This rules out exploits, patches, etc. The logical conclusion is that it's a physical problem at the data center. Hardware failure, that sort of thing.
    Edited by code65536 on March 24, 2019 5:39AM
    Nightfighters ― PC/NA and PC/EU

    Dungeons and Trials:
    Personal best scores:
    Dungeon trifectas:
    Media: YouTubeTwitch
  • FleetwoodSmack
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    code65536 wrote: »
    Vapirko wrote: »
    There’s rumors it’s possibly some vMA bug that makes it super easy to beat but idk. The games been broken for years and we get barely any fixes. It must be crown store related.

    People really should take a moment to sanity-check rumors and wild conjectures.

    Only PC/NA is down. PC/EU is unaffected. This rules out exploits, patches, etc. The logical conclusion is that it's a physical problem at the data center. Hardware failure, that sort of thing.

    Hamster's on a smoke break.
    Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies!
  • barney2525
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    Did they go to Auburn university? This maintenance came very soon after Auburn beat Kansas. Maybe they are having a party and needed a timeout.
  • barney2525
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    idk wrote: »
    There is already another thread on the front page about this. How many threads that do not do not offer anything unique do we need?

    we need one new one to start every 5 minutes until we are back online. generally its much to hard to check the list and see if a thread is already started. easier to just log in and hit New Thread.

    8)

    Edited by barney2525 on March 24, 2019 5:46AM
  • IzzyStardust
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    code65536 wrote: »
    Vapirko wrote: »
    There’s rumors it’s possibly some vMA bug that makes it super easy to beat but idk. The games been broken for years and we get barely any fixes. It must be crown store related.

    People really should take a moment to sanity-check rumors and wild conjectures.

    Only PC/NA is down. PC/EU is unaffected. This rules out exploits, patches, etc. The logical conclusion is that it's a physical problem at the data center. Hardware failure, that sort of thing.

    Could explain my *groundless* crazy ping and frame drops....?
  • Vapirko
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    code65536 wrote: »
    Vapirko wrote: »
    There’s rumors it’s possibly some vMA bug that makes it super easy to beat but idk. The games been broken for years and we get barely any fixes. It must be crown store related.

    People really should take a moment to sanity-check rumors and wild conjectures.

    Only PC/NA is down. PC/EU is unaffected. This rules out exploits, patches, etc. The logical conclusion is that it's a physical problem at the data center. Hardware failure, that sort of thing.

    Could explain my *groundless* crazy ping and frame drops....?

    These week has been worse than usual. Maybe the servers finally melted. Also I’m fairly certain that’s bugs can exist on different servers independently.
  • Wolfahm
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    servers been brutal off and on since event dropped tbh
    MAKE KHAJIITS CRIT AGAIN!!!

    |Wolf Ahm the Unchained|
    - 4 Nightblades | 3 Stam/1 Mag -
    - 2 Templars | Stam/Healer -
    - 2 Sorc | Stam/Mag -
    - 2 Wardens | Stam/Mag -
    - 1 DK | Tank/Stam -
    || Aldmeri Dominion ||


  • WIZZARD2K
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    It would be nice if there were some sort of place/forum/online information center they could tell us about these kinds of things.
  • kargen27
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    code65536 wrote: »
    Vapirko wrote: »
    There’s rumors it’s possibly some vMA bug that makes it super easy to beat but idk. The games been broken for years and we get barely any fixes. It must be crown store related.

    People really should take a moment to sanity-check rumors and wild conjectures.

    Only PC/NA is down. PC/EU is unaffected. This rules out exploits, patches, etc. The logical conclusion is that it's a physical problem at the data center. Hardware failure, that sort of thing.

    Oh sure, game goes down ruining all our fun so we flock here for a bit of fun and you ruin that. Are you trying to make me watch something on Netflix?
    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • Morbus2
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    kargen27 wrote: »
    code65536 wrote: »
    Vapirko wrote: »
    There’s rumors it’s possibly some vMA bug that makes it super easy to beat but idk. The games been broken for years and we get barely any fixes. It must be crown store related.

    People really should take a moment to sanity-check rumors and wild conjectures.

    Only PC/NA is down. PC/EU is unaffected. This rules out exploits, patches, etc. The logical conclusion is that it's a physical problem at the data center. Hardware failure, that sort of thing.

    Oh sure, game goes down ruining all our fun so we flock here for a bit of fun and you ruin that. Are you trying to make me watch something on Netflix?

    The Umbrella Academy is pretty good.
  • nryerson1025
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    love, death and robots too
  • code65536
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    It's back up now.
    Nightfighters ― PC/NA and PC/EU

    Dungeons and Trials:
    Personal best scores:
    Dungeon trifectas:
    Media: YouTubeTwitch
  • Morbus2
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    love, death and robots too

    oh I heard that was good show too
  • ZonasArch
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    ZonasArch wrote: »
    Clearly not a scheduled maintenance. if you're gonna complain, at least be fair. Also, i'm pretty sure you'd complain if there was a two days free running exploit until Monday, so what do you prefer? a single quick emergency maintenance, or 2 days of exploiting, leading to a possible server rollback?

    Be grateful.

    YES THANK YOU ZENIMAX FOR THIS MAINTENANCE. WE ARE SO GRATEFUL.

    You should be :)
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