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What’s the most amusing thing you’ve seen in game recently?

Aurielle
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What the title says!

There’s currently a premade magNB BG group on PS4 NA running proxy detonation with an unstealthed warden for bait. Funniest thing I’ve ever seen! They get hardly any kills because most of us earned our PVP ranks in Cyrodiil, and know to spread out when proxy det is in use. Cheese fail!

What’s the most amusing thing you’ve seen recently?
  • MJallday
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    I got uppercut in vMA by some add in the iceround as I was thrown in the air the troll sideswiped me clean off the map

    That was pretty amusing until I realised it ruined my up to then flawless run
  • Jhalin
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    I still get amused when I see someone run by on a full speed mount with rapids and their toon is just going at Mach 5 on the saddle
  • Sheezabeast
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    For the first time in ESO ever I felt sorry for a Nightblade in PVP. I had left Sej to ride to Drake and a Nightblade kept trying to follow me and was shooting at me. I didn't wanna play chase the NB since most of them are trolls, so I kept riding. I got to that little farmhouse thing on the way to Drake, pew pew they had kept following me and kept attacking me. I was on the resource Conquest quest, working toward the new Gladiator emote, so I really wanted to get to Drake LM. I kept riding, I get close to the resource and dismount, and they are out of stealth, running at me. I kill them, get my resource, and go about my business. They tried so freaking hard, chased me across the map...then died. I was expecting to eat an incap and be the one to die, but nah, not that time. I'm glad they didn't whisper me, I didn't bag them or anything. I just felt bad for them for trying so hard D:
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  • Aurielle
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    Jhalin wrote: »
    I still get amused when I see someone run by on a full speed mount with rapids and their toon is just going at Mach 5 on the saddle

    Even funnier if they’re on a bear!
    For the first time in ESO ever I felt sorry for a Nightblade in PVP. I had left Sej to ride to Drake and a Nightblade kept trying to follow me and was shooting at me. I didn't wanna play chase the NB since most of them are trolls, so I kept riding. I got to that little farmhouse thing on the way to Drake, pew pew they had kept following me and kept attacking me. I was on the resource Conquest quest, working toward the new Gladiator emote, so I really wanted to get to Drake LM. I kept riding, I get close to the resource and dismount, and they are out of stealth, running at me. I kill them, get my resource, and go about my business. They tried so freaking hard, chased me across the map...then died. I was expecting to eat an incap and be the one to die, but nah, not that time. I'm glad they didn't whisper me, I didn't bag them or anything. I just felt bad for them for trying so hard D:

    Amazing. :D

  • Notarikon777
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    Naval battle between two ships , at AD side. The quest title is "Pelidil's End"
    That was blood-boiling :)
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    Jabs connecting
    I meme, but my memes are so truthful they hurt
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    Want competitive pvp while being outnumbered? Tough luck, the devs clearly said you have to die in those situations
  • Fischblut
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    I will show some moments from last weeks :smiley:

    Unexpected cute scene:

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    Bear herder:

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    Very suspicious scene:

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    When I come to turn in writs with my big cat:

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    ... :D

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  • Kagukan
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    No one complaining in Cyrodiil zone chat was pretty unusual and amusing.
    Edited by Kagukan on January 4, 2019 9:10PM
  • Gatviper
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    Always fun to see another level 4 getting nabbed by a guard in Stonefalls outside the bank, just running in circles like a rabbit trying to avoid the guard and possible other NPCs. A lesson for the rest of the game, I guess.
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  • El_Borracho
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    An Anka-Ra Destroyer golfed a trial member off the top at Hel Ra thanks to a new glitch. Dude flew off the citadel and down into the canyon/gully. Was hilarious until he did it to me a second later.
  • Sylvermynx
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    A huge fat male orc dressed in Whisperweft....
  • Jaraal
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    The thing that makes me laugh the most is seeing all these people running around with iceblob faces from the Crystalfrost skin. So glad I didn't grind for that!
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    Jaraal wrote: »
    The thing that makes me laugh the most is seeing all these people running around with iceblob faces from the Crystalfrost skin. So glad I didn't grind for that!

    Well, I wound up with it, but don't want it. I DID want all those Writ vouchers though.... Wound up with I think almost 30.
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    Once I was uppercut by an NPC and flew about a hundred yards, floating slowly through the air, when I came down I went through the ground and under the map. Now that's how you code ladies and gentlemen, flawless programming there! :p
    Playing your character the way your character should play is all that matters. Play as well as you can but never betray the character. Doing so would make playing an mmoRPG pointless.
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    dazee wrote: »
    Once I was uppercut by an NPC and flew about a hundred yards, floating slowly through the air, when I came down I went through the ground and under the map. Now that's how you code ladies and gentlemen, flawless programming there! :p

    There's a buggy spot near the Ald'ruhn wayshrine in Vvardenfell where sometimes when you mount up and hit the go button, you accelerate at warp speed under the landscape for several seconds, travel the entire width of the zone, and then exit warp a few feet ahead of where you started. It's actually very funny and cool to see.


    Edited by Jaraal on January 5, 2019 4:29AM
  • Siohwenoeht
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    I don't think I'll ever stop getting a kick out of new players thinking my toon is an NPC and trying to attack. Let's me break out my sweet in-game dance moves though ;)
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  • ArchangelIsraphel
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    Mostly player names I thought were hilarious. Shotout to Hisses-At-Kids, Wheres-My-Soup, and Snarfblatt

    I also have a screenshot somewhere where it looks like my dog has commandeered a ship and is steering it, I'll have to dig it out XD
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    Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
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  • Ertosi
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    A Mid-Year Mayhem event... in January.

    Especially given how strong the infinite loading screens have been there recently.
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  • BretonMage
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    My favourite is still seeing Sleeps-on-Bridges sleeping on the bridge in Alinor.
  • Ilsabet
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    I had a legit dinosaur for a tank tonight. Cracked me right up all through the entire dungeon. :D

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  • Pink_E_808
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    The last night of the New Life Festival, after I turned in a quest I saw my pet monkey perched right on top of the snow globe. I just stood there throwing cherry blossoms on others turning in their quests and let her hang out for a little while.

    About two weeks ago, I was in Stonefalls (I think) and some poor person asked for help in zone chat because they had fallen into a big hole somewhere and couldn't get out.
  • oXI_Viper_IXo
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    Nothing better than destroying the Alessia Bridge and seeing a mass of unsuspecting players fall helplessly to the slaughterfish. 😆
  • Haquor
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    MJallday wrote: »
    I got uppercut in vMA by some add in the iceround as I was thrown in the air the troll sideswiped me clean off the map

    That was pretty amusing until I realised it ruined my up to then flawless run

    If you are going to have a flawless ruined.... may aswel be in style.
  • Svenja
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    My raidgroup is currently doing vHoF and during one of our raids, one of our DDs died several times during the Assembly General fight and wasn't blocking any of the stomps, so he got knocked back into grabby hands and whatnot every single time the boss did his stomp.
    Said DD is a very good player and mistakes like that are very, very unusual for him. When our raidlead asked what was wrong, the answer "well, the boss is dancing around and I don't know when to block" left us all very confused, but we decided to finish the fight without further discussion. After the fight, our DD linked us this video he had just made:

    https://youtu.be/SVHs-DvPCcs



    I am glad I have a sound recording of all the laughter that ensued in our voicechat. :smiley:
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    I got booted out of a normal pug dungeon in the event as I was doing too much damage on my healer. Yeah...... Folks are odd.
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    Fighting small scale with : The SAXON Guild
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  • ArchMikem
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    Nothing better than destroying the Alessia Bridge and seeing a mass of unsuspecting players fall helplessly to the slaughterfish. 😆

    Whenever I've tried to destroy it my own faction comes up and turns my siege around to stop me. Another time one friendly just stood and watched and after I destroyed the span he asked "Why?".

    I replied, "Cause &%$# the Yellows?"
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  • Mancombe_Nosehair
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    About a year ago, I was about to use the woodworking station in Glenumbra, which was always buggy (so is the one in Deshaan for that matter), when I was suddenly teleported high in the sky to the docks. Just bizarre.
  • aaisoaho
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    Well, yesterday I was a bit sleepy and bored in the morning, so I decided to play some ESO with no plans made. A guildie of mine told about low pop bonus at sothas for ad and dc, so I decided to put on my pvp gear and headed to the Cyrodiil.

    We farmed some ap by flipping resources all over the map, because there was massive groups from EP at AD keeps. We ended up taking Bruma, dragonclaw and bleaker's as AD with almost all of the map belonging to EP.

    I had some good laughs myself because some AD groups decided to join the conquest of Northern Cyrodiil, which was quite pointless for anything but the fun. "The last rebellion in the north - defend the dragonclaw!" - or something like that was one of the reasons I laughed.

    And on top of this very important journey in the Cyrodiil, we managed to steal our scroll back, took one of our keeps back with the scroll runner. Instead of scroll runner running to the temple, he was fighting and sieging with us.
    Edited by aaisoaho on January 5, 2019 11:16AM
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